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𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙧, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙣 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜...
𝘼𝙩𝙩𝙖 𝙗𝙤𝙮.ᐟ 𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙩. 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣' 𝙪𝙣𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙩.ᐟ
𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙣-𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣 𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙖𝙡
𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙮 & 𝙤𝙘 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙮.
(𝙘) 𝘼𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙨, 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙗𝙚
𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧
𝘼𝙩𝙩𝙖 𝙗𝙤𝙮.ᐟ 𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙩. 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣' 𝙪𝙣𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙩.ᐟ
𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙣-𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣 𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙖𝙡
𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙮 & 𝙤𝙘 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙮.
(𝙘) 𝘼𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙨, 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙗𝙚
𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧
Oh, he's doing too well, but he's trying to keep it together the best he can. He's become a rather unstable mess, getting into all sorts of drunken fights ❛Oh, fuck me, I guess...❜
September 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Oh, he's doing too well, but he's trying to keep it together the best he can. He's become a rather unstable mess, getting into all sorts of drunken fights ❛Oh, fuck me, I guess...❜
❛Ah cannae win with ye @destructivecunt.bsky.social❜ Sweeney rolled his eyes shaking his head.
September 15, 2026 at 11:18 PM
❛Ah cannae win with ye @destructivecunt.bsky.social❜ Sweeney rolled his eyes shaking his head.
❛Ah catch you sleeping on the floor, I’m throwing you over my shoulder and flinging yar arse on the bed.❜
❛How many times do I have to tell you old man…I’m not gonna fall asleep on the floor. I just need to regulate myself after the god awful day I’ve had…❜
❛Go to yar bed, the floor ain’t yar bed. How many so I have to tell you old woman?❜
September 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
❛Ah catch you sleeping on the floor, I’m throwing you over my shoulder and flinging yar arse on the bed.❜
❛Go to yar bed, the floor ain’t yar bed. How many so I have to tell you old woman?❜
They are just gonna lie on the floor. They are exhausted.
September 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
❛Go to yar bed, the floor ain’t yar bed. How many so I have to tell you old woman?❜
It's unusually amusing to see her in a rather hungover state.
❛Don't think I've seen ya ever look so awful after a night of drinking. I'll go fetch the bucket, just try not to spew.❜
❛Don't think I've seen ya ever look so awful after a night of drinking. I'll go fetch the bucket, just try not to spew.❜
Oh fuck no, they will definitely do it again.
❛Where's the mop bucket...?❜
❛Where's the mop bucket...?❜
No, they shouldn't have. But will they learn not to do it again?
September 13, 2026 at 11:36 AM
It's unusually amusing to see her in a rather hungover state.
❛Don't think I've seen ya ever look so awful after a night of drinking. I'll go fetch the bucket, just try not to spew.❜
❛Don't think I've seen ya ever look so awful after a night of drinking. I'll go fetch the bucket, just try not to spew.❜
No, they shouldn't have. But will they learn not to do it again?
They did. They shouldn't have mixed long islands and venoms together.
Ohhh, they look a bit peely-wally there. They went too hard on the drink, didn't they?
September 13, 2026 at 11:32 AM
No, they shouldn't have. But will they learn not to do it again?
Ohhh, they look a bit peely-wally there. They went too hard on the drink, didn't they?
They are praying they wont be sick again, but they probably will.
September 13, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Ohhh, they look a bit peely-wally there. They went too hard on the drink, didn't they?
He should move them but doesn’t think it’s a good idea. Given that they are in frisky mode.
Róta’s passed out drunk on the floor.
September 13, 2026 at 2:23 AM
He should move them but doesn’t think it’s a good idea. Given that they are in frisky mode.
Sweeney rolled his eyes. Christ the state of her. He needed to keep a better eye on her. No more Long Islands.
Róta pouted at the rejection. ❛Fine...my two fingers will be far better than you.❜
❛Not when you are as drunk as a fucking skunk...Like…❜
September 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Sweeney rolled his eyes. Christ the state of her. He needed to keep a better eye on her. No more Long Islands.
❛Not when you are as drunk as a fucking skunk...Like…❜
❛I’m trying to fuck you to talk sexy glass of water...❜ Róta spoke softly, combing their fingers through his hair in attempts to make him cave. ❛Cmon...When else am I gonna let you have your way with me?❜
❛Fuck me...❜ Sweeney muttered quietly, he’d love to fulfil their needs but he knew better than to fuck her. He took her hand in his, holding it tightly gazing to their eyes. ❛I will not fuck you...❜ He stated through gritting his teeth even though every fibre of his being wanted to.
September 13, 2026 at 1:45 AM
❛Not when you are as drunk as a fucking skunk...Like…❜
❛Fuck me...❜ Sweeney muttered quietly, he’d love to fulfil their needs but he knew better than to fuck her. He took her hand in his, holding it tightly gazing to their eyes. ❛I will not fuck you...❜ He stated through gritting his teeth even though every fibre of his being wanted to.
❛I don't want to...I have a primal
, cardinal urge for you to do me…❜ They stated gently running their hand down his chest.
, cardinal urge for you to do me…❜ They stated gently running their hand down his chest.
Oh how butter wouldnae melt. He was smitten. Sure he could shag their brains out but he knew better than that. ❛Christ...Get a hold of yourself woman…❜
September 13, 2026 at 1:42 AM
❛Fuck me...❜ Sweeney muttered quietly, he’d love to fulfil their needs but he knew better than to fuck her. He took her hand in his, holding it tightly gazing to their eyes. ❛I will not fuck you...❜ He stated through gritting his teeth even though every fibre of his being wanted to.
Oh how butter wouldnae melt. He was smitten. Sure he could shag their brains out but he knew better than that. ❛Christ...Get a hold of yourself woman…❜
Probably they most likely would. ❛But you are so fucking hot...❜ They whined stroking his cheek lovingly.
Blink blink.
❛Fuck no...Don’t you start ya shag a bloody arm rest so you would…❜
❛Fuck no...Don’t you start ya shag a bloody arm rest so you would…❜
September 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Oh how butter wouldnae melt. He was smitten. Sure he could shag their brains out but he knew better than that. ❛Christ...Get a hold of yourself woman…❜
Blink blink.
❛Fuck no...Don’t you start ya shag a bloody arm rest so you would…❜
❛Fuck no...Don’t you start ya shag a bloody arm rest so you would…❜
He shouldn't have no but they were unsupervised. ❛Oh you look fucking scrumptious...❜
Christ, he shouldn't let them have drank long islands. He knew what they were like on them.
September 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Blink blink.
❛Fuck no...Don’t you start ya shag a bloody arm rest so you would…❜
❛Fuck no...Don’t you start ya shag a bloody arm rest so you would…❜
Christ, he shouldn't let them have drank long islands. He knew what they were like on them.
Whoever let them drink one to many long island iced teas is terrible. As they are away with the fairies.
September 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Christ, he shouldn't let them have drank long islands. He knew what they were like on them.
❛You okay?❜
September 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
❛You okay?❜
❛Oh fuck me...❜ Sweeney muttered quietly. ❛What the heck happened to you then? What is that measles?❜ Sweeney tried to get a good look at him without getting too close.
September 6, 2026 at 11:23 PM
❛Oh fuck me...❜ Sweeney muttered quietly. ❛What the heck happened to you then? What is that measles?❜ Sweeney tried to get a good look at him without getting too close.
❛Christ you look like a lost puppy…
@herbeautifulunwell.bsky.social, you sure you know where you’ve wondered into?❜ Sweeney gestured around the lively bar.
@herbeautifulunwell.bsky.social, you sure you know where you’ve wondered into?❜ Sweeney gestured around the lively bar.
September 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
❛Christ you look like a lost puppy…
@herbeautifulunwell.bsky.social, you sure you know where you’ve wondered into?❜ Sweeney gestured around the lively bar.
@herbeautifulunwell.bsky.social, you sure you know where you’ve wondered into?❜ Sweeney gestured around the lively bar.
❛Ah see ya finally got yar wee dinosaur tattoo.❜ Sweeney gestured to @destructivecunt.bsky.social's wrist.
September 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
❛Ah see ya finally got yar wee dinosaur tattoo.❜ Sweeney gestured to @destructivecunt.bsky.social's wrist.
❛Mon, then, lass, let's go look at sharks, stingrays and sea turtles.❜ Sweeney slung his arm around her, offering her some comfort during the crimson curse.
Róta's eyes lit up, glistened with unshed tears. They loved watching the sea life.
❛Ya, wanna go to the aquarium?❜ Sweeney suggested. Knowing the sea life would cheer her up a bit.
September 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
❛Mon, then, lass, let's go look at sharks, stingrays and sea turtles.❜ Sweeney slung his arm around her, offering her some comfort during the crimson curse.
❛Ya, wanna go to the aquarium?❜ Sweeney suggested. Knowing the sea life would cheer her up a bit.
Róta nodded continuing to drink the pickle brine through a straw. ❛Yeah...❜ They croaked sadly.
❛It's still bloody manky, is it actually helping with ya know, Aunt Ruby?❜ Sweeney couldn't get on board with the idea of drinking pickle brine. It was rather grim, to say the least. However, he would leave it at that, as he could see Róta was seconds away from crying. Sweeney sighed softly.
September 1, 2026 at 5:20 PM
❛Ya, wanna go to the aquarium?❜ Sweeney suggested. Knowing the sea life would cheer her up a bit.
❛It's still bloody manky, is it actually helping with ya know, Aunt Ruby?❜ Sweeney couldn't get on board with the idea of drinking pickle brine. It was rather grim, to say the least. However, he would leave it at that, as he could see Róta was seconds away from crying. Sweeney sighed softly.
❛Don't you start...now.❜ Róta blubbered. ❛Just let me enjoy my pickle juice in peace, satan isn't clawing your insides...❜ They were going through the onslaught of mood swings, as satan's waterfall had hit them. Damn the part of them that was human. Their eyes were glossy, tears threating to spill.
❛Ya, clatty bastard...❜
September 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
❛It's still bloody manky, is it actually helping with ya know, Aunt Ruby?❜ Sweeney couldn't get on board with the idea of drinking pickle brine. It was rather grim, to say the least. However, he would leave it at that, as he could see Róta was seconds away from crying. Sweeney sighed softly.
❛Ya, clatty bastard...❜
They are drinking pickle brine.
September 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
❛Ya, clatty bastard...❜
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Detailed writer | Writer is 23+
MS with Chemistry | Selective
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Drama/Stalking = Blocked 🚫
Penned by #Porcelainmourning.
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"Some are born great, some achieve greatness."
Detailed writer | Writer is 23+
MS with Chemistry | Selective
OC RP | MVRP | DMs open
Drama/Stalking = Blocked 🚫
Penned by #Porcelainmourning.
Detailed writer | Writer is 23+
MS with Chemistry | Selective
OC RP | MVRP | DMs open
Drama/Stalking = Blocked 🚫
Penned by #Porcelainmourning.
Finally, a bit of respite for the fallen god king. Away from the humdrum that is life. Even if it was for a few mere seconds. Sweeney sat alone in the empty fields somewhere outside of Los Angeles. Sweeney wasn't someone who enjoyed the bustling city, unless he was shitfaced. Sweeney deeply—
August 31, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Finally, a bit of respite for the fallen god king. Away from the humdrum that is life. Even if it was for a few mere seconds. Sweeney sat alone in the empty fields somewhere outside of Los Angeles. Sweeney wasn't someone who enjoyed the bustling city, unless he was shitfaced. Sweeney deeply—