hil aka beanie || she/they
@ravelrie.bsky.social
📍 SFO
🏳️🌈 queer
🔥 burner
🏎 f1 fangirl
🧠 neurospicy
🎧 playlist maker
🧵 sewing gremlin
🧶 crafter & knit witch
🧊 allergic to tap water
💃🏼 new yorker in california
⚽️ romantic partner of an arsenal fan
🏳️🌈 queer
🔥 burner
🏎 f1 fangirl
🧠 neurospicy
🎧 playlist maker
🧵 sewing gremlin
🧶 crafter & knit witch
🧊 allergic to tap water
💃🏼 new yorker in california
⚽️ romantic partner of an arsenal fan
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everyone follow my future wife she’s hot and funny and has the zoomies
@ravelrie.bsky.social
@ravelrie.bsky.social
this human is the best late night internet purchase i've ever made (i paid for #hinge to send him a like at 3 in the morning)
photographic evidence of me trying to flirt with @disorganizedcrime.bsky.social
August 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
photographic evidence of me trying to flirt with @disorganizedcrime.bsky.social
I’ve officially been working at my fave yoga studio as a real employee for a few days now, and had a chat today with one of my fellow fit fam queers that started with “I heard New York yoga is like really into inversions” and me unable to disagree, and then explain that we all hit them in unison 😂
July 17, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I’ve officially been working at my fave yoga studio as a real employee for a few days now, and had a chat today with one of my fellow fit fam queers that started with “I heard New York yoga is like really into inversions” and me unable to disagree, and then explain that we all hit them in unison 😂
things worth the money: the xl super thick lululemon yoga mat
July 17, 2026 at 2:23 AM
things worth the money: the xl super thick lululemon yoga mat
glad to see that princess diana lives, and is playing well tonight
July 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
glad to see that princess diana lives, and is playing well tonight
in a moment as monumental to me as the chicago cubs winning the world series, @arsenalfc.bsky.social are champions!!!
i would like to thank the army of muscle twinks at barry's & equinox (and my maternal genetics) for making my butt, and this championship, possible.
lfg 🍑
i would like to thank the army of muscle twinks at barry's & equinox (and my maternal genetics) for making my butt, and this championship, possible.
lfg 🍑
all the mornings of using @ravelrie.bsky.social's butt as a stress ball. and we're here. we did it.
life is so beautiful.
life is so beautiful.
May 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
in a moment as monumental to me as the chicago cubs winning the world series, @arsenalfc.bsky.social are champions!!!
i would like to thank the army of muscle twinks at barry's & equinox (and my maternal genetics) for making my butt, and this championship, possible.
lfg 🍑
i would like to thank the army of muscle twinks at barry's & equinox (and my maternal genetics) for making my butt, and this championship, possible.
lfg 🍑
Other than VAR being a straight up video vixen, the best part of the broadcast was Arteta gesticulating wildly in a sideline filled with bubbles. #whimsy
May 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Other than VAR being a straight up video vixen, the best part of the broadcast was Arteta gesticulating wildly in a sideline filled with bubbles. #whimsy
dragged the husband to watch big race cars go vroom with me today, and also got into a verbal tiff with marina youths. solid saturday.
only 14 days until @f1tv.bsky.social is back. thank the old gods and the new.
only 14 days until @f1tv.bsky.social is back. thank the old gods and the new.
February 22, 2026 at 2:03 AM
dragged the husband to watch big race cars go vroom with me today, and also got into a verbal tiff with marina youths. solid saturday.
only 14 days until @f1tv.bsky.social is back. thank the old gods and the new.
only 14 days until @f1tv.bsky.social is back. thank the old gods and the new.
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i haven’t heard from the ISS piss tracker in a while. is everything okay?
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
i haven’t heard from the ISS piss tracker in a while. is everything okay?
BA BA MIKE SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY GOALS?!?!?!
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
BA BA MIKE SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY GOALS?!?!?!
really? I would like to forget it…
For an unforgettable experience in Monza 🇮🇹
September 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
really? I would like to forget it…
my hot takes re: #f1 lately are relegated to this level of #forzaferrari
September 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
my hot takes re: #f1 lately are relegated to this level of #forzaferrari
AT LEAST HE DIDNT HAVE TO SIT ALONE IN THE VIP?!?!?!
Very hard to forza ferrari in *these conditions*
Very hard to forza ferrari in *these conditions*
August 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
AT LEAST HE DIDNT HAVE TO SIT ALONE IN THE VIP?!?!?!
Very hard to forza ferrari in *these conditions*
Very hard to forza ferrari in *these conditions*
these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder
August 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder
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my sweet lil cabbage flower got us a win today and I am so esssciiiited #arsenal #arsenalfc #premiereleague
August 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
my sweet lil cabbage flower got us a win today and I am so esssciiiited #arsenal #arsenalfc #premiereleague
every few months, i rediscover the absolute insanity that is #YungGravy and it sends me to another level of hype mode.
July 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
every few months, i rediscover the absolute insanity that is #YungGravy and it sends me to another level of hype mode.
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I would absolutely have ten beers with Rosie O'Donnell
July 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I would absolutely have ten beers with Rosie O'Donnell
what is girlhood if it’s not just being weird lil guiiiisss, ya know?
May 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
what is girlhood if it’s not just being weird lil guiiiisss, ya know?
May 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
my butt looks good today and i did two workouts. someone give me a sticker.
May 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
my butt looks good today and i did two workouts. someone give me a sticker.
it is the only way to unite the people
i’m going to run for president on the platform of making dogs live forever and i’m going to win
May 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
it is the only way to unite the people
could not have said it better, jude.
“It's so dumb that dogs don't last forever.”
- Jude, 4 years old
- Jude, 4 years old
May 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
could not have said it better, jude.