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Ref Gordo (PWI #9)
@refgordo.bsky.social
DC/MD's Mat-Slappin' Daddy 🦓. Flawed protagonist. Fragile runner/sportsballer. Stumbling yogi. Eurovision enthusiast.

NYY NYJ NYR Terps

He/Him
@jxhoffman.bsky.social Was gonna message you, but can't (BSKY is weird) so: glad to meet ya this past weekend! A little more about the sad stuff www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvmc...

That said, we all say he must've gotten a kick about the end happening somewhere literally known as The End of the World.
Community remembering former 44News anchor Sean Bartel following death during Argentina trip
YouTube video by 44News Evansville
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May 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
"Hey, Gordo, why don't you work for [insert promotion]?"

(A) Poor leadership morality and/or booking practices.
(B) The $ isn’t worth the trip/time away from family.
(C) Varying degrees of A and B.
(D) They don't need me and/or already have a strong roster of referees, and hey, that's a good thing!
April 29, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Haven't had an energy/caffeinated soft drink in 3 months.

I won't get high and mighty, but not having that dependency has felt so liberating.

NGL, I miss the feeling/flavor sometimes, and I'll probs indulge again eventually, but I'm pretty confident I can steer clear of what felt like an addiction
February 26, 2026 at 5:50 PM
A quick rundown of the February mat-slappage:

2/18 - RVA Pro (SOLD OUT)
2/22 - F1ght Club in Cheverly

Love to Voltage on 2/20, but it's Daddy's day off. That said, if you're in the Boonsboro area that night, go see some quality rasslin' and tell 'em Gordo sent ya!
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Some referees are known for being specialists of a certain match or genre.

And gosh I love that lately for me it’s been Hoss Fights. 🥩🥩🥩
February 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
My thumbs are hurting from unfollowing all these people posting the latest AI slop trend.

Be better.
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 AM
"[A]n Olympic-sized pool of sewage has been entering the Potomac every 30 minutes for the past four days."

Try 365+ days and all government buildings in the surrounding area, but okay.
January 22, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Washing Machine: (timer chimes)

Me out loud while walking over to load things into the dryer: BAH GAWD THEY'RE PLAYING HIS MUSIC
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I am henceforth referring to Teams meetings as "Faceytalk" and you can't stop me.
January 7, 2026 at 3:44 AM
To Whom it May Concern:

There are 4(!!) Ref Gordo shirts remaining:

M - 1
L - 1
XL - 2

Make me an offer and join the society.

“It is useless to resist us” 🖤🤍
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I may be painfully late, but I deleted X. Where’s my prize?
December 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
To those who missed the boat(s), there are less than 10 total Ref Gordo Society t-shirts remaining.

Size M, L, XL, 2XL, but obviously very limited quantities of each. $20 in-person or $26 to ship to your door.

Get 'em before they're gone forever.
September 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It's always cool when you can leave a wrestling show locker room at the end of the night, say to someone "see you on TV," and literally mean it.
September 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Semi-regular reminder that shutting the fuck up is still free.
August 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Can someone please post a Jet 2 Airways wrestling video that isn't awful?
August 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Why isn't t-shirt/merch swaps among wrestling people more of a thing?

I get to show my support and promote a friend (particularly in places they may not be known), and THEY get to promote my name/brand wherever they go too.

It's an easy win/win, isn't it?
August 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Wore eyeblack to an outdoor wrestling event in lieu of sunglasses because I thought it looked more professional (and, I mean, it was in a baseball stadium).

I stand by it.
August 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Time to make the wrestles
August 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Time to make the wrestles
July 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
To the promoters this concerns, and sadly, there are a lot of you:

If your referees can't even *look* like referees, then they are *not* referees and you need to *book* referees.
July 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"Crazy, but that's how it goes."
July 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I wish not be a spambot, but my son has been nominated for Toddler of the Year, an honor that would help provide a strong foundation for his future AND maybe put one of the cutest smiles and sets of lovely locks on a national stage.

Vote (daily, if ur able!) at toddleroftheyear.org/2025/frankli...
Vote for Franklin to be Toddler of the Year!
Frankie Is Full Of Empathy And Kindness, And Shares A Contagious Smile, Hug, Or Wave With Everyone He Meets!
toddleroftheyear.org
July 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
(belated) Time to make the wrestles
June 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Time to make the wrestles
June 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Time to make the wrestles
June 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM