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@rekdt.com
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// ex big tech, else
// unethical hacker
// malware de(v)generate
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// ex big tech, else
// unethical hacker
// malware de(v)generate
// take bsky sincerely at your own risk
// https://linktr.ee/rekdt
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@rekdt.com
· Nov 21
People asking me about reversing malware
Nah, I do the opposite
Forward malware
Nah, I do the opposite
Forward malware
Reposted by rekdt
I guess you can say the FBI really screwed the pooch on securing that Oracle database
September 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I guess you can say the FBI really screwed the pooch on securing that Oracle database
I guess you can say the FBI really screwed the pooch on securing that Oracle database
September 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I guess you can say the FBI really screwed the pooch on securing that Oracle database
Apple had to rush the updated iPhone Duo design when Tim Cook stepped down
Here was his original design:
Here was his original design:
September 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Apple had to rush the updated iPhone Duo design when Tim Cook stepped down
Here was his original design:
Here was his original design:
Reposted by rekdt
They call me 007, the way I’m always getting fucked by someone’s agents
September 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
They call me 007, the way I’m always getting fucked by someone’s agents
They call me 007, the way I’m always getting fucked by someone’s agents
September 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
They call me 007, the way I’m always getting fucked by someone’s agents
cybersecurity:
>pay the good hackers to protect you
>pay the bad hackers to recover
regardless, the hackers are getting paid
>pay the good hackers to protect you
>pay the bad hackers to recover
regardless, the hackers are getting paid
September 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
cybersecurity:
>pay the good hackers to protect you
>pay the bad hackers to recover
regardless, the hackers are getting paid
>pay the good hackers to protect you
>pay the bad hackers to recover
regardless, the hackers are getting paid
Since it’s Tim Cook’s last day as CEO at Apple, here’s everything good Apple has made since Tim became CEO
1/n
1/n
August 31, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Since it’s Tim Cook’s last day as CEO at Apple, here’s everything good Apple has made since Tim became CEO
1/n
1/n
Reposted by rekdt
Schedule Cybersecurity interviews at 4 AM because availability is the most important part of the CIA triad
August 31, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Schedule Cybersecurity interviews at 4 AM because availability is the most important part of the CIA triad
Schedule Cybersecurity interviews at 4 AM because availability is the most important part of the CIA triad
August 31, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Schedule Cybersecurity interviews at 4 AM because availability is the most important part of the CIA triad
Me every time someone says Las Vegas:
August 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Me every time someone says Las Vegas:
Reposted by rekdt
Here’s my rough dc schedule so you know where myself and my stickers will be:
>Thu PM: @SushiBurritoCon
>Fri AM: walking around / near SECV
>Fri PM: SECV MC
>Fri Night: RTV / SECV parties
>Sat AM: RTV volunteer
>Sat PM: SECV MC
>Sat Night: walking around CC
>Sun AM: SECV MC
1/n
>Thu PM: @SushiBurritoCon
>Fri AM: walking around / near SECV
>Fri PM: SECV MC
>Fri Night: RTV / SECV parties
>Sat AM: RTV volunteer
>Sat PM: SECV MC
>Sat Night: walking around CC
>Sun AM: SECV MC
1/n
August 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Here’s my rough dc schedule so you know where myself and my stickers will be:
>Thu PM: @SushiBurritoCon
>Fri AM: walking around / near SECV
>Fri PM: SECV MC
>Fri Night: RTV / SECV parties
>Sat AM: RTV volunteer
>Sat PM: SECV MC
>Sat Night: walking around CC
>Sun AM: SECV MC
1/n
>Thu PM: @SushiBurritoCon
>Fri AM: walking around / near SECV
>Fri PM: SECV MC
>Fri Night: RTV / SECV parties
>Sat AM: RTV volunteer
>Sat PM: SECV MC
>Sat Night: walking around CC
>Sun AM: SECV MC
1/n
Here’s my rough dc schedule so you know where myself and my stickers will be:
>Thu PM: @SushiBurritoCon
>Fri AM: walking around / near SECV
>Fri PM: SECV MC
>Fri Night: RTV / SECV parties
>Sat AM: RTV volunteer
>Sat PM: SECV MC
>Sat Night: walking around CC
>Sun AM: SECV MC
1/n
>Thu PM: @SushiBurritoCon
>Fri AM: walking around / near SECV
>Fri PM: SECV MC
>Fri Night: RTV / SECV parties
>Sat AM: RTV volunteer
>Sat PM: SECV MC
>Sat Night: walking around CC
>Sun AM: SECV MC
1/n
August 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Here’s my rough dc schedule so you know where myself and my stickers will be:
>Thu PM: @SushiBurritoCon
>Fri AM: walking around / near SECV
>Fri PM: SECV MC
>Fri Night: RTV / SECV parties
>Sat AM: RTV volunteer
>Sat PM: SECV MC
>Sat Night: walking around CC
>Sun AM: SECV MC
1/n
>Thu PM: @SushiBurritoCon
>Fri AM: walking around / near SECV
>Fri PM: SECV MC
>Fri Night: RTV / SECV parties
>Sat AM: RTV volunteer
>Sat PM: SECV MC
>Sat Night: walking around CC
>Sun AM: SECV MC
1/n
Hypothetically, why would anyone in the US pay more than $300 for RAM when for the same $300, you can buy an unregistered firearm and get unlimited RAM
July 27, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Hypothetically, why would anyone in the US pay more than $300 for RAM when for the same $300, you can buy an unregistered firearm and get unlimited RAM
People argue whether the first letter in gif is pronounced with a “guh” or “juh”sound, but both are wrong
It’s actually pronounced like the G in gyro: YIF
Make sure to tell everyone how much you love YIFs
It’s actually pronounced like the G in gyro: YIF
Make sure to tell everyone how much you love YIFs
July 25, 2026 at 7:13 PM
People argue whether the first letter in gif is pronounced with a “guh” or “juh”sound, but both are wrong
It’s actually pronounced like the G in gyro: YIF
Make sure to tell everyone how much you love YIFs
It’s actually pronounced like the G in gyro: YIF
Make sure to tell everyone how much you love YIFs
Reposted by rekdt
Since France was eliminated from the World Cup, it’s time to also eliminate the French language pack from your Linux distro
sudo rm -fr /*
sudo rm -fr /*
July 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Since France was eliminated from the World Cup, it’s time to also eliminate the French language pack from your Linux distro
sudo rm -fr /*
sudo rm -fr /*
We are back for Defcon 34!
Sushi Burrito Con 3 @ JaBurritos (outside the Linq)
Thursday 7/6/26 at approximately ~5:15-6:30 (I may be late, sorry)
Free Sushi Burrito Con 3 stickers will be provided at meetup and also anywhere I am throughout dc / bh, while supplies last
Sushi Burrito Con 3 @ JaBurritos (outside the Linq)
Thursday 7/6/26 at approximately ~5:15-6:30 (I may be late, sorry)
Free Sushi Burrito Con 3 stickers will be provided at meetup and also anywhere I am throughout dc / bh, while supplies last
July 19, 2026 at 3:23 PM
We are back for Defcon 34!
Sushi Burrito Con 3 @ JaBurritos (outside the Linq)
Thursday 7/6/26 at approximately ~5:15-6:30 (I may be late, sorry)
Free Sushi Burrito Con 3 stickers will be provided at meetup and also anywhere I am throughout dc / bh, while supplies last
Sushi Burrito Con 3 @ JaBurritos (outside the Linq)
Thursday 7/6/26 at approximately ~5:15-6:30 (I may be late, sorry)
Free Sushi Burrito Con 3 stickers will be provided at meetup and also anywhere I am throughout dc / bh, while supplies last
Since France was eliminated from the World Cup, it’s time to also eliminate the French language pack from your Linux distro
sudo rm -fr /*
sudo rm -fr /*
July 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Since France was eliminated from the World Cup, it’s time to also eliminate the French language pack from your Linux distro
sudo rm -fr /*
sudo rm -fr /*
Microsoft update seeing you with a functional computer
July 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Microsoft update seeing you with a functional computer
Reposted by rekdt
FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8
July 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8
FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8
July 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8
PSA: while you are likely to see me in and around both black hat, defcon, and n+1, you should know I don’t have the energy to memorize both your real name and your hacker name
Choose a lane
Choose a lane
July 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM
PSA: while you are likely to see me in and around both black hat, defcon, and n+1, you should know I don’t have the energy to memorize both your real name and your hacker name
Choose a lane
Choose a lane
If you’re shocked OpenAI stole Apple intellectual property, wait until you find out where all their training data came from
Theft is OpenAI’s entire foundation
Theft is OpenAI’s entire foundation
July 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
If you’re shocked OpenAI stole Apple intellectual property, wait until you find out where all their training data came from
Theft is OpenAI’s entire foundation
Theft is OpenAI’s entire foundation
Reduced lifetime of TLS certificates is a scam propagated by big certificate to sell more certificates
July 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Reduced lifetime of TLS certificates is a scam propagated by big certificate to sell more certificates
It’s massively important to ensure your app user experience is exceedingly good
As you’re thinking about user experience, never forget threat actors are also users
The Threat Actor user experience is typically dogshit
As you’re thinking about user experience, never forget threat actors are also users
The Threat Actor user experience is typically dogshit
July 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
It’s massively important to ensure your app user experience is exceedingly good
As you’re thinking about user experience, never forget threat actors are also users
The Threat Actor user experience is typically dogshit
As you’re thinking about user experience, never forget threat actors are also users
The Threat Actor user experience is typically dogshit
Imagine, instead of getting into Cybersecurity, you could have started your own portable toilet business and could have been making 10x the money and somehow also deal with 10x less shit
July 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Imagine, instead of getting into Cybersecurity, you could have started your own portable toilet business and could have been making 10x the money and somehow also deal with 10x less shit