Pinned
Cat scientist: “Just being pet can have amazing benefits for a cat’s blood pressure”
September 23, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Cat scientist: “Just being pet can have amazing benefits for a cat’s blood pressure”
“Who are you?” and “How did you get in here?” conversations
September 20, 2026 at 3:27 AM
“Who are you?” and “How did you get in here?” conversations
Too many teeth?
Not enough teeth?
My dentist will hook you up.
Not enough teeth?
My dentist will hook you up.
September 18, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Too many teeth?
Not enough teeth?
My dentist will hook you up.
Not enough teeth?
My dentist will hook you up.
Every night at 10:20 my phone chimes to let me know it’s time to go to bed, guess what happens when I’m already asleep.
September 15, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Every night at 10:20 my phone chimes to let me know it’s time to go to bed, guess what happens when I’m already asleep.
Blind cat instagram stories are hard to jerk off too but notice I didn’t say “impossible”.
September 12, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Blind cat instagram stories are hard to jerk off too but notice I didn’t say “impossible”.
This just in the dog from #HeartOfTheBeast is changing its last name to distance itself from
Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt
September 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
This just in the dog from #HeartOfTheBeast is changing its last name to distance itself from
Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt
As a DJ and someone who fully understands how telephone-sanitizer-y my “job” is mixing from someone scratching “that’s my man throwing down” into someone else scratching “my man” is basically as close to the thrill of performing successful brain surgery if you scale things according to intelligence
September 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
As a DJ and someone who fully understands how telephone-sanitizer-y my “job” is mixing from someone scratching “that’s my man throwing down” into someone else scratching “my man” is basically as close to the thrill of performing successful brain surgery if you scale things according to intelligence
Never heard anyone use the names Alatar or Pallando online.
August 29, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Never heard anyone use the names Alatar or Pallando online.
My darkest timeline continues to darken all it touches.
August 25, 2026 at 3:58 AM
My darkest timeline continues to darken all it touches.
My feed thinks I’ll die alone choking on food but also that I would have the balls to wear this Japanese cyberpunk clothing. Thanks for the vote of confidence.
August 17, 2026 at 1:52 AM
My feed thinks I’ll die alone choking on food but also that I would have the balls to wear this Japanese cyberpunk clothing. Thanks for the vote of confidence.
My feed gets bleaker every day
August 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM
My feed gets bleaker every day
My birding innovation app: Record bird songs and they can be played back as if sung by a dumber bird to mock them.
August 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
My birding innovation app: Record bird songs and they can be played back as if sung by a dumber bird to mock them.
Nobody:
Me after recently seeing the Tim and Eric Spegget sketch: Spegett!!
Me after recently seeing the Tim and Eric Spegget sketch: Spegett!!
July 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Nobody:
Me after recently seeing the Tim and Eric Spegget sketch: Spegett!!
Me after recently seeing the Tim and Eric Spegget sketch: Spegett!!
The profound sadness I feel when I discover someone who’s music is great but they haven’t been active in 5+ years.
soundcloud.com/malevmc/eman...
soundcloud.com/malevmc/eman...
Emanate: Produced by Tokalah [Lyrics in description](Album out now!)
Well hello there! It's been a very long time.
But I'm back, to drop something new for my peoples that have been following the soundcloud list for ages.(and all the fresh peoples too!) 2020 has been
soundcloud.com
July 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The profound sadness I feel when I discover someone who’s music is great but they haven’t been active in 5+ years.
soundcloud.com/malevmc/eman...
soundcloud.com/malevmc/eman...
How can I entice my cat to perform better butt maintenance?
She leaves crusty poop in the wrinkles of her balloon knot and I can smell it when she sits near me.
She leaves crusty poop in the wrinkles of her balloon knot and I can smell it when she sits near me.
July 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
How can I entice my cat to perform better butt maintenance?
She leaves crusty poop in the wrinkles of her balloon knot and I can smell it when she sits near me.
She leaves crusty poop in the wrinkles of her balloon knot and I can smell it when she sits near me.
CNN hard hitting news about real situations we all have to deal with
July 13, 2026 at 1:04 AM
CNN hard hitting news about real situations we all have to deal with
Wagginol: If tail wagging persists for more than four hours consult your veterinarian
July 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Wagginol: If tail wagging persists for more than four hours consult your veterinarian
Pandas: “Out here catching strays”
July 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Pandas: “Out here catching strays”
Out of everyone who’s had both of their hands in my mouth at once, my dentist is the most authorized.
July 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Out of everyone who’s had both of their hands in my mouth at once, my dentist is the most authorized.
Not sure we needed Dr. Gupta’s expertise on this one.
July 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Not sure we needed Dr. Gupta’s expertise on this one.
Kind of a fuck you to hear I’m safe.
July 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Kind of a fuck you to hear I’m safe.
My desk looks like a serial killers dungeon killzone except instead of people its popcicle viscera.
I’m like the bad guys in Venom 3 that are just meat shredding jet engine mouths. Again, “but with popcicles”.
I’m like the bad guys in Venom 3 that are just meat shredding jet engine mouths. Again, “but with popcicles”.
June 29, 2026 at 11:22 PM
My desk looks like a serial killers dungeon killzone except instead of people its popcicle viscera.
I’m like the bad guys in Venom 3 that are just meat shredding jet engine mouths. Again, “but with popcicles”.
I’m like the bad guys in Venom 3 that are just meat shredding jet engine mouths. Again, “but with popcicles”.