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a nightmare on... a nightmare on... ahh... i can't remember the name... you know the road where that school is? just off from there, there's the street that goes out of the city... you take a left... or maybe it's the second left... that one... and it's something like... oak road? beech street?
October 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
a nightmare on... a nightmare on... ahh... i can't remember the name... you know the road where that school is? just off from there, there's the street that goes out of the city... you take a left... or maybe it's the second left... that one... and it's something like... oak road? beech street?
having a house meeting with the housemate about destroying my utensils
October 9, 2026 at 10:54 AM
having a house meeting with the housemate about destroying my utensils
yes i know the shop is named after the person but boots being founded by JOHN BOOT... sounds very made-up, that can't be right
October 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
yes i know the shop is named after the person but boots being founded by JOHN BOOT... sounds very made-up, that can't be right
collected an order from a vietnamese place to eat on the train home, and i asked for a wooden fork and spoon... the takeaway cutlery is metal? METAL? i will be rinsing and reusing! they will see the light of day again! please bury me with these because i will be eating with them in the afterlife!!!
October 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
collected an order from a vietnamese place to eat on the train home, and i asked for a wooden fork and spoon... the takeaway cutlery is metal? METAL? i will be rinsing and reusing! they will see the light of day again! please bury me with these because i will be eating with them in the afterlife!!!
celebrating this deeply miserable weather by spending six hours on trains to get to a hospital appointment
October 7, 2026 at 8:46 AM
celebrating this deeply miserable weather by spending six hours on trains to get to a hospital appointment
and here's what the colourful outfit wearer wore at the office today
October 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
and here's what the colourful outfit wearer wore at the office today
but how am i doing hands-only CPR if i'm already doing perfect britney choreo
“(You Drive Me) Crazy” by Britney Spears has the right tempo for Hands-Only CPR.
October 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
but how am i doing hands-only CPR if i'm already doing perfect britney choreo
Reposted by reni 🦌
sometimes drawing a bunch of cats from pinterest gives a sense of normalcy against the everyday everything
October 5, 2026 at 10:42 AM
sometimes drawing a bunch of cats from pinterest gives a sense of normalcy against the everyday everything
my four categories of exercise are "love it, could do that all day", "love it and could do that with good form for exactly two minutes", "hate it but could do that with good form for exactly two minutes" and "i dare you to ask me again to do that one, go on"
October 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
my four categories of exercise are "love it, could do that all day", "love it and could do that with good form for exactly two minutes", "hate it but could do that with good form for exactly two minutes" and "i dare you to ask me again to do that one, go on"
why must a song be "good"? is it not enough to have millions of fans who will happily buy and devour every version of three minute word salad?
October 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
why must a song be "good"? is it not enough to have millions of fans who will happily buy and devour every version of three minute word salad?
me: *patiently waiting for pain relief to happen*
pain relief meds: *patiently waiting on the table for me to take them*
ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS RISE AND FALL BEFORE I REALISE MY MISTAKE
pain relief meds: *patiently waiting on the table for me to take them*
ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS RISE AND FALL BEFORE I REALISE MY MISTAKE
October 5, 2026 at 3:53 PM
me: *patiently waiting for pain relief to happen*
pain relief meds: *patiently waiting on the table for me to take them*
ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS RISE AND FALL BEFORE I REALISE MY MISTAKE
pain relief meds: *patiently waiting on the table for me to take them*
ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS RISE AND FALL BEFORE I REALISE MY MISTAKE
drinking boba out of a can, this feels so wrong, we used to be a society
October 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
drinking boba out of a can, this feels so wrong, we used to be a society
you are being regarded, what say you
October 5, 2026 at 1:08 PM
you are being regarded, what say you
you fools! you idiots! you're just happily revealing the first piece of media that scared you as a child? the robots are harvesting this information for targeted attacks against you in the uprising!
October 5, 2026 at 8:34 AM
you fools! you idiots! you're just happily revealing the first piece of media that scared you as a child? the robots are harvesting this information for targeted attacks against you in the uprising!
Reposted by reni 🦌
Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
October 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
returning triumphantly home with my spoils of war (collected too good to go orders)
October 4, 2026 at 4:59 PM
returning triumphantly home with my spoils of war (collected too good to go orders)
now you may think a nightclub would be a terrible place to hunt down and kill vampires - and you'd be correct - but by the second film in the blade trilogy, it's happened twice
October 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
now you may think a nightclub would be a terrible place to hunt down and kill vampires - and you'd be correct - but by the second film in the blade trilogy, it's happened twice
please, my son, he's very shy
October 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
please, my son, he's very shy
almost booked myself in for a craft workshop in a weekend i have marked in bold with DO NOTHING THIS WEEKEND, DO NOT BOOK ANYTHING THIS WEEKEND, sometimes it really do be your own you
October 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
almost booked myself in for a craft workshop in a weekend i have marked in bold with DO NOTHING THIS WEEKEND, DO NOT BOOK ANYTHING THIS WEEKEND, sometimes it really do be your own you
not even the wiki for sankey diagram is safe
October 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
not even the wiki for sankey diagram is safe
just remembered this NYT correction for @jillian.bsky.social, a halloween special
October 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
just remembered this NYT correction for @jillian.bsky.social, a halloween special
scientists should take the hint when everyone is like "dark at 7pm grumpy face" in autumn and they should make the sky not do that
October 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
scientists should take the hint when everyone is like "dark at 7pm grumpy face" in autumn and they should make the sky not do that
every single side of the boob is the side boob
October 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
every single side of the boob is the side boob
🎵 no strangled kids or pets 🎵
October 2, 2026 at 2:11 PM
🎵 no strangled kids or pets 🎵