Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them)
@rensky.bsky.social
Trying to be a Trash can not a Trash can't
Neoscum Good
@Fluffs_ro_dah on the bird site, if you're confused about who I am
Neoscum Good
@Fluffs_ro_dah on the bird site, if you're confused about who I am
My beautiful son 🧡
September 25, 2026 at 9:00 PM
My beautiful son 🧡
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As a concept, "gooning" is fucking fascinating. Do all the work but don't come. They've turned jacking off into having a full time job and still never being able to afford a house.
September 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
As a concept, "gooning" is fucking fascinating. Do all the work but don't come. They've turned jacking off into having a full time job and still never being able to afford a house.
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See it: a clown to cure your depression
Say it: but doctor, I am Pagliacci
Sorted: (the situation is not sorted)
Say it: but doctor, I am Pagliacci
Sorted: (the situation is not sorted)
June 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
See it: a clown to cure your depression
Say it: but doctor, I am Pagliacci
Sorted: (the situation is not sorted)
Say it: but doctor, I am Pagliacci
Sorted: (the situation is not sorted)
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OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
September 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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Do you remember proper binmen? Remember when they'd fight your dad? Then they'd win & become your dad, and your old dad would have to become a binman. Then next week another binman would fight your new dad & you'd never remember which one yr real dad was so you'd always look in the mirror & wonder?
March 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Do you remember proper binmen? Remember when they'd fight your dad? Then they'd win & become your dad, and your old dad would have to become a binman. Then next week another binman would fight your new dad & you'd never remember which one yr real dad was so you'd always look in the mirror & wonder?
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I say, I say, I say, why are fanfic writers like vigilantes?
Because they take the lore into their own hands!
Because they take the lore into their own hands!
September 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I say, I say, I say, why are fanfic writers like vigilantes?
Because they take the lore into their own hands!
Because they take the lore into their own hands!
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage https://theonion.com/home-heeled-advantage/
September 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage https://theonion.com/home-heeled-advantage/
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found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
September 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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we asked bluesky's 38 most influential posters what is their secret to posting so good and they all told us to kill ourselves
September 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
we asked bluesky's 38 most influential posters what is their secret to posting so good and they all told us to kill ourselves
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The Squirmles coat was a big hit at Manchester Village Pride this weekend!
Even through all the rain! ☔🥰🌈
Even through all the rain! ☔🥰🌈
August 30, 2026 at 7:29 PM
The Squirmles coat was a big hit at Manchester Village Pride this weekend!
Even through all the rain! ☔🥰🌈
Even through all the rain! ☔🥰🌈
The Squirmles coat was a big hit at Manchester Village Pride this weekend!
Even through all the rain! ☔🥰🌈
Even through all the rain! ☔🥰🌈
August 30, 2026 at 7:29 PM
The Squirmles coat was a big hit at Manchester Village Pride this weekend!
Even through all the rain! ☔🥰🌈
Even through all the rain! ☔🥰🌈
Being friends with @samalexjohnston.bsky.social is great, you get an early access screening to all his twitter drafts
August 29, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Being friends with @samalexjohnston.bsky.social is great, you get an early access screening to all his twitter drafts
Planning by outfit for Manchester Pride tomorrow
August 29, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Planning by outfit for Manchester Pride tomorrow
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This is set up for laughs, but it’s actually one of the best demonstrations I’ve seen of how being capable of producing convincing sounding language and understanding meaning are two completely different things.
A chatbot does not understand you, it just has automated responses based on your words.
A chatbot does not understand you, it just has automated responses based on your words.
August 28, 2026 at 8:32 AM
This is set up for laughs, but it’s actually one of the best demonstrations I’ve seen of how being capable of producing convincing sounding language and understanding meaning are two completely different things.
A chatbot does not understand you, it just has automated responses based on your words.
A chatbot does not understand you, it just has automated responses based on your words.
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catboy ponzi scheme targeting gay communists:
mlem mlm mlm mlm
mlem mlm mlm mlm
August 25, 2026 at 9:17 AM
catboy ponzi scheme targeting gay communists:
mlem mlm mlm mlm
mlem mlm mlm mlm
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- quicksand is a real and ever-present hazard
I play ttrpgs with my children to quickly teach them life's most important lessons:
-treasure is real
-pyramids are powerful
-killing is okay
-the law can't stop you
-treasure is real
-pyramids are powerful
-killing is okay
-the law can't stop you
August 26, 2026 at 1:09 PM
- quicksand is a real and ever-present hazard
I know about too many people that I, just some guy, should have no idea exist.
August 15, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I know about too many people that I, just some guy, should have no idea exist.
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Report: It Time To Give Up https://theonion.com/report-it-time-to-give-up-1825294900/
August 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Report: It Time To Give Up https://theonion.com/report-it-time-to-give-up-1825294900/
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Just had a beautiful day in nature. Didn't even bring my phone with me. Just me, a pack of smokes, six disposable barbecues, and seventy acres of dry bracken
August 14, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Just had a beautiful day in nature. Didn't even bring my phone with me. Just me, a pack of smokes, six disposable barbecues, and seventy acres of dry bracken
Spiritually, this is a @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social tweet
People should focus less on LLMs (Large Language Models) and instead focus on having LLMs (Lovely Little Moments) with their friends :)
August 15, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Spiritually, this is a @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social tweet
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My new betting app for predicting when my metamours will break up has led me to receive some very threatening phone calls from the lawyers from "Polymarket"
March 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
My new betting app for predicting when my metamours will break up has led me to receive some very threatening phone calls from the lawyers from "Polymarket"
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People should focus less on LLMs (Large Language Models) and instead focus on having LLMs (Lovely Little Moments) with their friends :)
May 19, 2026 at 1:18 PM
People should focus less on LLMs (Large Language Models) and instead focus on having LLMs (Lovely Little Moments) with their friends :)
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Looking up facts about Wild Wild West on WikiWikiWahWahpedia
August 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Looking up facts about Wild Wild West on WikiWikiWahWahpedia