Reverend Danny Smite
@reverenddanny.bsky.social
I’m the guy who does the stuff.
Pinned
I am the Reverend Sir Daniel Smite, Knight of the Realm, First of My Name, Breaker of Beds, Whisperer of Sluts, and Father of Chihuahuas.
In case anyone missed me, I am still around. I’m still me.
Hello from the open road.
Hello from the open road.
July 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
In case anyone missed me, I am still around. I’m still me.
Hello from the open road.
Hello from the open road.
Good lord, what have I done?
Somebody fucked up and promoted me.
Now, I am in charge of people.
Have you SEEN people? They’re awful!
Somebody fucked up and promoted me.
Now, I am in charge of people.
Have you SEEN people? They’re awful!
March 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Good lord, what have I done?
Somebody fucked up and promoted me.
Now, I am in charge of people.
Have you SEEN people? They’re awful!
Somebody fucked up and promoted me.
Now, I am in charge of people.
Have you SEEN people? They’re awful!
I’m sitting here living my California dream one cup of coffee at a time.
February 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I’m sitting here living my California dream one cup of coffee at a time.
Hear me out…
Matt Berry cast as Dungeon Crawler Carl.
Matt Berry cast as Dungeon Crawler Carl.
February 7, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Hear me out…
Matt Berry cast as Dungeon Crawler Carl.
Matt Berry cast as Dungeon Crawler Carl.
Another successful dawn patrol completed.
I’m taking the new scooter out for a short ride in a bit. I’ll post a pic.
I’m taking the new scooter out for a short ride in a bit. I’ll post a pic.
February 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Another successful dawn patrol completed.
I’m taking the new scooter out for a short ride in a bit. I’ll post a pic.
I’m taking the new scooter out for a short ride in a bit. I’ll post a pic.
These Dungeon Crawler Carl books are like The Hunger Games on acid on a galactic scale.
But it’s comedy.
Read up.
10/10
But it’s comedy.
Read up.
10/10
January 17, 2026 at 1:54 PM
These Dungeon Crawler Carl books are like The Hunger Games on acid on a galactic scale.
But it’s comedy.
Read up.
10/10
But it’s comedy.
Read up.
10/10
Good morning, everyone.
I made coffee.
I’ll turn the heat up if you don’t want to wear clothes.
I’m putting on some music. Tell me what you want to hear.
We’ll go on dawn patrol a little later.
I made coffee.
I’ll turn the heat up if you don’t want to wear clothes.
I’m putting on some music. Tell me what you want to hear.
We’ll go on dawn patrol a little later.
January 17, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Good morning, everyone.
I made coffee.
I’ll turn the heat up if you don’t want to wear clothes.
I’m putting on some music. Tell me what you want to hear.
We’ll go on dawn patrol a little later.
I made coffee.
I’ll turn the heat up if you don’t want to wear clothes.
I’m putting on some music. Tell me what you want to hear.
We’ll go on dawn patrol a little later.
I heard Dildo & Narcan are opening for Metallica.
December 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I heard Dildo & Narcan are opening for Metallica.
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
God.
Damn.
It.
I suppose it’s just a matter of time before worlds collide.
I may be heading out for work with the cops to bust a…
Let me see if I have this right…
A “Swingers Party”.
Yeah.
No clue what laws are being broken.
Damn.
Sorry guys and good girls.
Damn.
It.
I suppose it’s just a matter of time before worlds collide.
I may be heading out for work with the cops to bust a…
Let me see if I have this right…
A “Swingers Party”.
Yeah.
No clue what laws are being broken.
Damn.
Sorry guys and good girls.
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
God.
Damn.
It.
I suppose it’s just a matter of time before worlds collide.
I may be heading out for work with the cops to bust a…
Let me see if I have this right…
A “Swingers Party”.
Yeah.
No clue what laws are being broken.
Damn.
Sorry guys and good girls.
Damn.
It.
I suppose it’s just a matter of time before worlds collide.
I may be heading out for work with the cops to bust a…
Let me see if I have this right…
A “Swingers Party”.
Yeah.
No clue what laws are being broken.
Damn.
Sorry guys and good girls.
Pulpo y Camaron Sayulita because I love myself and I just showed up well in court for work.
December 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Pulpo y Camaron Sayulita because I love myself and I just showed up well in court for work.
Buenos dias, amigos.
I finally took the stand in one of my theft cases today.
I’ve been subpoenaed several times, but this was my first time testifying.
It went well.
It was just a preliminary hearing, so I expect to return.
It was fun.
I finally took the stand in one of my theft cases today.
I’ve been subpoenaed several times, but this was my first time testifying.
It went well.
It was just a preliminary hearing, so I expect to return.
It was fun.
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Buenos dias, amigos.
I finally took the stand in one of my theft cases today.
I’ve been subpoenaed several times, but this was my first time testifying.
It went well.
It was just a preliminary hearing, so I expect to return.
It was fun.
I finally took the stand in one of my theft cases today.
I’ve been subpoenaed several times, but this was my first time testifying.
It went well.
It was just a preliminary hearing, so I expect to return.
It was fun.
Reposted by Reverend Danny Smite
One from way back in the archives. It's not so much a blog post as an indecent proposal...
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/borrow-...
(off the back of this I actually *have* borrowed a couple of boyfriends. The OG boy remains unborrowed though)
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/borrow-...
(off the back of this I actually *have* borrowed a couple of boyfriends. The OG boy remains unborrowed though)
Why you should let me borrow your boyfriend | Girl on the Net
Welcome! Thanks for coming! Please help yourself to cake! Here's a brief presentation I've prepared on why you should let me borrow your boyfriend.
www.girlonthenet.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
One from way back in the archives. It's not so much a blog post as an indecent proposal...
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/borrow-...
(off the back of this I actually *have* borrowed a couple of boyfriends. The OG boy remains unborrowed though)
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/borrow-...
(off the back of this I actually *have* borrowed a couple of boyfriends. The OG boy remains unborrowed though)
I thank all of you for the opportunity.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I thank all of you for the opportunity.
I’m on my patio with a book and a drink.
I watched the sunset and now that super beaver moon is rising.
It’s a grand show tonight.
I hope you’re enjoying it. 🍻
I watched the sunset and now that super beaver moon is rising.
It’s a grand show tonight.
I hope you’re enjoying it. 🍻
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’m on my patio with a book and a drink.
I watched the sunset and now that super beaver moon is rising.
It’s a grand show tonight.
I hope you’re enjoying it. 🍻
I watched the sunset and now that super beaver moon is rising.
It’s a grand show tonight.
I hope you’re enjoying it. 🍻
Somebody help me. I can’t shut up.
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Somebody help me. I can’t shut up.
Reposted by Reverend Danny Smite
October 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Hi, guys. Checking in from Kern River Brewing Company in the Sierra Mountains.
October 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hi, guys. Checking in from Kern River Brewing Company in the Sierra Mountains.
September 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM