Rhiannon Neal
@rhiannonneal.bsky.social
Writing. Studying. Puns. 🏳️🌈
What do you call it when a chicken looks at a lettuce leaf?
A chicken caesar salad.
A chicken caesar salad.
September 29, 2026 at 1:28 AM
What do you call it when a chicken looks at a lettuce leaf?
A chicken caesar salad.
A chicken caesar salad.
How does a Jedi view their PDFs? With Adobe Wan Kenobi.
July 20, 2026 at 2:53 AM
How does a Jedi view their PDFs? With Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Why did the programmer need to wear glasses?
Because they couldn’t C#.
Because they couldn’t C#.
July 10, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Why did the programmer need to wear glasses?
Because they couldn’t C#.
Because they couldn’t C#.
What did the cactus say to its well-dressed friend?
“You’re looking sharp!”
“You’re looking sharp!”
July 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
What did the cactus say to its well-dressed friend?
“You’re looking sharp!”
“You’re looking sharp!”
Two SQL statements got married. They brought a minister to bless their UNION.
June 21, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Two SQL statements got married. They brought a minister to bless their UNION.
“It’s the third time I’ve seen this this cycle of Pauline Hanson’s supposed return to popularity. …she can’t govern, you know? Pauline Hanson is not competent.”
Some comforting words from an expert, Pauline Pantsdown.
www.starobserver.com.au/artsentertai...
Some comforting words from an expert, Pauline Pantsdown.
www.starobserver.com.au/artsentertai...
Pauline Pantsdown Will Only Return To Us In The Hour Of Our Greatest Need
With the sudden resurgence of Pauline Hanson and One Nation, everyone is asking if drag satire Pauline Pantsdown will return too.
www.starobserver.com.au
June 21, 2026 at 12:36 AM
“It’s the third time I’ve seen this this cycle of Pauline Hanson’s supposed return to popularity. …she can’t govern, you know? Pauline Hanson is not competent.”
Some comforting words from an expert, Pauline Pantsdown.
www.starobserver.com.au/artsentertai...
Some comforting words from an expert, Pauline Pantsdown.
www.starobserver.com.au/artsentertai...
And SQL statement approaches its friends. “May I join you?”
June 19, 2026 at 1:02 AM
And SQL statement approaches its friends. “May I join you?”
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“Some may see it as harmless at first, but the toxicity spreads much like the black mould that landlords ignore.” chaser.com.au/general-news...
June 18, 2026 at 10:09 AM
“Some may see it as harmless at first, but the toxicity spreads much like the black mould that landlords ignore.” chaser.com.au/general-news...
This Romeow gave a great purformance of Shakespur’s play.
June 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
This Romeow gave a great purformance of Shakespur’s play.
The annual janitorial championship sees janitors come together to compete to be the best in their field.
The winners really cleaned up.
The winners really cleaned up.
June 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
The annual janitorial championship sees janitors come together to compete to be the best in their field.
The winners really cleaned up.
The winners really cleaned up.
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the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
June 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
A nervous wreck.
June 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
A nervous wreck.
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Do something.
My @smh cartoon.
My @smh cartoon.
June 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Do something.
My @smh cartoon.
My @smh cartoon.
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How did the hacker escape from the police?
They ransomware.
They ransomware.
May 30, 2026 at 12:33 AM
How did the hacker escape from the police?
They ransomware.
They ransomware.
May 29, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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More tips for inner peace
May 27, 2026 at 11:46 PM
More tips for inner peace
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every time someone saying says rents will go up because of landlords leaving the market
May 25, 2026 at 1:04 AM
every time someone saying says rents will go up because of landlords leaving the market
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Probably because it was turned off
May 25, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Probably because it was turned off
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The Roundworld year for 2026 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Curious Squid. Artwork by Discworld artist Paul Kidby.
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The Roundworld year for 2026 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Curious Squid. Artwork by Discworld artist Paul Kidby.
Reposted by Rhiannon Neal
Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant
Reposted by Rhiannon Neal
