Kelly Rhoades
@rhoadtrip.bsky.social
I have this notion that all humans are deserving of dignity and love. Weird, right?
Social Worker, Mom, Virgo.
Read books. Do no harm. Love hard. Oh, and coffee. Always coffee.
Social Worker, Mom, Virgo.
Read books. Do no harm. Love hard. Oh, and coffee. Always coffee.
I have no valid reason to be this exhausted. Oh wait. Current events.
March 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I have no valid reason to be this exhausted. Oh wait. Current events.
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Come, we burn daylight, ho!
March 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Come, we burn daylight, ho!
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Jesus Christ: I died for your sins
JD Vance: Just say thank you
JD Vance: Just say thank you
March 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Jesus Christ: I died for your sins
JD Vance: Just say thank you
JD Vance: Just say thank you
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I can’t imagine anything but being a social worker.
But man, I. Am. Tired.
But man, I. Am. Tired.
February 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I can’t imagine anything but being a social worker.
But man, I. Am. Tired.
But man, I. Am. Tired.
I want to be like Dame Prue Leith when I grow up.
January 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I want to be like Dame Prue Leith when I grow up.
Gaslighting, by definition, is abusive.
I’d like a PFA against the US Government, please.
What an embarrassingly sad day for actual patriots.
I’d like a PFA against the US Government, please.
What an embarrassingly sad day for actual patriots.
January 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Gaslighting, by definition, is abusive.
I’d like a PFA against the US Government, please.
What an embarrassingly sad day for actual patriots.
I’d like a PFA against the US Government, please.
What an embarrassingly sad day for actual patriots.
Can’t ban assault weapons, but we can ban community platforms.
This is America.
This is America.
January 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Can’t ban assault weapons, but we can ban community platforms.
This is America.
This is America.
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i don't trust people who don't use “fuck" as a sentence enhancer.
January 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
i don't trust people who don't use “fuck" as a sentence enhancer.
Loving how Scott Bessent thinks people should have to work for an hour to pay for a carton of eggs. You go live on $7.25 an hour and then tell us it’s possible - WITH RECEIPTS - you reprehensible sack of shit.
January 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Loving how Scott Bessent thinks people should have to work for an hour to pay for a carton of eggs. You go live on $7.25 an hour and then tell us it’s possible - WITH RECEIPTS - you reprehensible sack of shit.
Okay. After some reflection, TikTok is going away because the 1% can’t handle the commoners talking about what’s really happening. Whaaaat? They could mobilize??? (Yep, just ask Hopper in A Bug’s Life!)
Land of the oppressed, home of the gaslit.
Land of the oppressed, home of the gaslit.
January 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Okay. After some reflection, TikTok is going away because the 1% can’t handle the commoners talking about what’s really happening. Whaaaat? They could mobilize??? (Yep, just ask Hopper in A Bug’s Life!)
Land of the oppressed, home of the gaslit.
Land of the oppressed, home of the gaslit.
TikTok is going away because Zuckerberg used his newfound “masculine energy” to whine because his platforms are trash.
Fight me.
Y’all can keep your BoomerBook and InstaAds. I like it here. 🤷🏻♀️
Fight me.
Y’all can keep your BoomerBook and InstaAds. I like it here. 🤷🏻♀️
January 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
TikTok is going away because Zuckerberg used his newfound “masculine energy” to whine because his platforms are trash.
Fight me.
Y’all can keep your BoomerBook and InstaAds. I like it here. 🤷🏻♀️
Fight me.
Y’all can keep your BoomerBook and InstaAds. I like it here. 🤷🏻♀️
It never fails - within 2.479852369 seconds after cleaning the litter box I hear “scritch scritch scritch”
Cats are truly the superior species. Manipulative little murdermitten floofs.
Cats are truly the superior species. Manipulative little murdermitten floofs.
January 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It never fails - within 2.479852369 seconds after cleaning the litter box I hear “scritch scritch scritch”
Cats are truly the superior species. Manipulative little murdermitten floofs.
Cats are truly the superior species. Manipulative little murdermitten floofs.
Watching the firefighters from Canada and Mexico come to help LA despite the disgusting diatribe from DJT and his taint licking followers
WHO IS CHOPPING ONIONS IN HERE
WHO IS CHOPPING ONIONS IN HERE
January 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Watching the firefighters from Canada and Mexico come to help LA despite the disgusting diatribe from DJT and his taint licking followers
WHO IS CHOPPING ONIONS IN HERE
WHO IS CHOPPING ONIONS IN HERE
Bruce asks you to paint him like he’s one of your French ladies.
January 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Bruce asks you to paint him like he’s one of your French ladies.
LA, my heart is broken for you.
January 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
LA, my heart is broken for you.
He’s not in office yet he’s not in office yet he’s not in office yet he’s not in office yet he’s not in office yet
Four years is a long time. Especially when the first year hasn’t even started.
Four years is a long time. Especially when the first year hasn’t even started.
January 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
He’s not in office yet he’s not in office yet he’s not in office yet he’s not in office yet he’s not in office yet
Four years is a long time. Especially when the first year hasn’t even started.
Four years is a long time. Especially when the first year hasn’t even started.
Learning that Zuck is removing fact checking from Facebook gives a whole new horror to hearing my boomer parents say “Did you see on Facebook…?”
No, she didn’t see, as she left that cesspool if a high school reunion years ago. BUT STILL.
No, she didn’t see, as she left that cesspool if a high school reunion years ago. BUT STILL.
January 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Learning that Zuck is removing fact checking from Facebook gives a whole new horror to hearing my boomer parents say “Did you see on Facebook…?”
No, she didn’t see, as she left that cesspool if a high school reunion years ago. BUT STILL.
No, she didn’t see, as she left that cesspool if a high school reunion years ago. BUT STILL.
Sorry, can’t work any more today or ever
January 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Sorry, can’t work any more today or ever
Winter storm predictions are hit or miss around here but when Jim Cantore shows up, you know y’all about to get hammered.
January 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Winter storm predictions are hit or miss around here but when Jim Cantore shows up, you know y’all about to get hammered.
Dear Midwesterners in the Winter Weather Warning:
You don’t need to get groceries today to last you from now until September. Clearing the shelves is not necessary. I promise.
Thanks. I’d say “in advance”, but let’s be real - you’re doing it already.
You don’t need to get groceries today to last you from now until September. Clearing the shelves is not necessary. I promise.
Thanks. I’d say “in advance”, but let’s be real - you’re doing it already.
January 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Dear Midwesterners in the Winter Weather Warning:
You don’t need to get groceries today to last you from now until September. Clearing the shelves is not necessary. I promise.
Thanks. I’d say “in advance”, but let’s be real - you’re doing it already.
You don’t need to get groceries today to last you from now until September. Clearing the shelves is not necessary. I promise.
Thanks. I’d say “in advance”, but let’s be real - you’re doing it already.
Normalize going to bed at 9 pm on NYE.
That’s it. That’s the post.
That’s it. That’s the post.
December 31, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Normalize going to bed at 9 pm on NYE.
That’s it. That’s the post.
That’s it. That’s the post.
We have reached the time of evening where if I need to get up, well - that’s too damn bad.
December 31, 2024 at 2:23 AM
We have reached the time of evening where if I need to get up, well - that’s too damn bad.
I was telling someone today that I don’t get to sleep in due to the cats routinely waking me up before dawn.
“That’s so sweet!”
Eh, they’re just checking to see if I died so they can decide what part of my face to eat first. But we can go with “sweet”, sure.
“That’s so sweet!”
Eh, they’re just checking to see if I died so they can decide what part of my face to eat first. But we can go with “sweet”, sure.
December 30, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I was telling someone today that I don’t get to sleep in due to the cats routinely waking me up before dawn.
“That’s so sweet!”
Eh, they’re just checking to see if I died so they can decide what part of my face to eat first. But we can go with “sweet”, sure.
“That’s so sweet!”
Eh, they’re just checking to see if I died so they can decide what part of my face to eat first. But we can go with “sweet”, sure.
Our family Christmas is tomorrow and as the only person who didn’t vote the way it resulted, I should start stretching now.
It takes serious restraint to not let all my one-liners fly.
It takes serious restraint to not let all my one-liners fly.
December 27, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Our family Christmas is tomorrow and as the only person who didn’t vote the way it resulted, I should start stretching now.
It takes serious restraint to not let all my one-liners fly.
It takes serious restraint to not let all my one-liners fly.