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RingWORM
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Science has discovered a new way to make you feel beautiful, and it’s not what you think! 🤭

In Love ❤️ | Intellectual 📚 | Refined 🫖 | NOT SCARY 🙅‍♀️
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Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
Remember when the president of Cornell got so mad at some anti-Israeli-genocide protestors on campus he tried to hit some of his own students with his car?
Damn this is crazy I wonder what subject of debate would make a college administrator so irate he thought about trying to kill his own students then lie and expect to get away with it.
September 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Get excited everyone! I’m about to post my new YouTube video: “A Day in the Life of your New Very Special Friend” 🤗
September 26, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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I know someone who could do this without ai
That's just fraud, my dude.

Even if you use an AI agent. It's just fucking fraud.
September 24, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Dracula, Mummy, Frankenstein, wolfman /
Dr Jekyl, Mr Hyde, Invisible Man, /
Everybody, gather, it’s time to rehearse /
We’re going to restart shooting of The Dark Universe!
September 23, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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True or False: You want Dee to win #BB28
September 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Haters proven wrong again #BB28
“Melody hasn’t won anything”
umm how quick are we to forget that she literally found one of the vials of BBTonium that was crucial to powering the Dining Table Time Machine? 💁‍♀️ #BB28
September 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
There is exactly 1 AI that was Alive and it was BotWorm and he was killed shortly after Twitter became X because they stopped supporting the API he was calling (had to use his brain power to statistically undress minors)
September 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
“Melody hasn’t won anything”
umm how quick are we to forget that she literally found one of the vials of BBTonium that was crucial to powering the Dining Table Time Machine? 💁‍♀️ #BB28
September 11, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Nooo… bro is crashing out and spreading hateful words all because of a mere video game… 😖
September 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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September 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I am a corporate clash deadender and I say that with so much love. Rewritten will always have a special place in my heart and I’m happy for anyone who still plays it, but after seeing how much better Toontown can be I don’t think I could ever go back to rewritten on my own.
September 2, 2026 at 2:12 AM
It’s actually so fucked up that work has made the most social and exciting thing you can receive, an invite, into something that you dread
September 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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Folks, I had a pipe with a bad draw, lots of condensation at the bottom of the bowl, and on the advice of a knowledgeable sage I dropped some dry rice in there before packing it for my next smoke and this shit WORKS
September 1, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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GARFIELD: CAUGHT IN THE ACT
SEGA INTERACTIVE 1995
SEGA GENESIS
August 31, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I love the Mosh Pit 👍😀
But Dee is a Crowd Killer 🙅‍♀️🫢
#bb28
August 27, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Every student athlete LUNK who’s moved into my apartment complex has filled both of our recycling dumpsters full of their un-broken-down moving boxes so I’ve got like 3 weeks of actual recyclables piled up in my apartment and basically my life is ruined
August 25, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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Podcast-Americans are at serious risk of contracting stupidity
This is a very dangerous lunatic.

RFK Jr: “The polio vaccine "killed many, many more people" than polio ever did.”
August 18, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Sometimes the clove of garlic you have is awful and you spend 20 minutes trying to get the thinnest paper off of the tiniest cloves for 20 minutes and the minced onions you had simmering because you expected it to take a normal amount of time brown on one side and I think my whole week is ruined
August 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Got called to the principals office for YELLING at my coworker.

I just went up right in their face and went “AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! 😡”
August 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Had to go to HR today because I called a coworker a “Civilian” for thinking that Military Time has a colon between the hours and minutes.

Maybe if the SOP said to record the time in “24 hour format” then I would have let it slide 🙄
August 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Also I just remembered that the president of Venezuela is being held in jail in Manhattan so don’t tell me it can’t be done. The courts will decide if arresting that particular head of government was legal in due time
July 22, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I’m very concerned with the bias AI training data has towards cis white men. So I used AI to develop a bespoke app that randomly generates a suffix to append to my prompts to add diversity (for e.g. “gay black woman” “low income single mother man”)
July 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
It seemed like most of the people in the house didn’t even know who Howie was when he came into the house for the veto comp. These newbies don’t know sh*t about previous houseguests!

Dan Gheesling is going to come into the house and I bet most of these Zoomers will be like “ohh the guy from NL!”
July 17, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I am sorry but a fair warning I’m probably going to be posting a lot about big brother now. We’re one week into the season and RHAP has already become about 60% of the podcasts I listen to. I am going to be thinking about this show nonstop for the next three months.
July 17, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The Inventor: My Invention… my Invention has run amok!
July 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM