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Risa Koizumi 🇨🇦🇺🇸
@risakoizumi.bsky.social
Nerd::Engineer

Dual-wielding Canadian/American citizenship:
Fluent in both metric and imperial, humour and humor.
{she/her}

"Risa has a unique quality that endears her to you and also suggests that therapy could be beneficial."
Going to see if anybody at the gym says anything.
December 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"If I was going to kiss you, it'd be because I'm stupid and I couldn't help myself."

"...acceptable."
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A Corvid+ tale of this past Wednesday, in emoji. (Words in alt text)
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Did anyone see my last marble?
I'd saved it to give it away
Since I was a youth
Now I don't have the proof
Only words, only words, only words...
And what good are they?
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Also, I have learned that today is National Cat Day. So here's Tau, either doing an epic slow blink at me, or falling asleep sitting up.

#kittykittykitty
October 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Subaru logo stars.

#photo #stars #Pleiades #subaru
October 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Funny, I've only ever heard it referred to as "The Epstein Ballroom". To add some class, what about "La Promenade des Énigmes"?
Who posted this👀

If we're prevented from publicly proclaiming purported pedo #POTUS ' pretentious iron pyrite palace is the #EpsteinBallroom we probably shouldn't present pictures like this perfect parody of the pompous potentate👇
October 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The true sign you’re really an adult: Looking for something in your domicile and muttering, ”Goddamn I have too much stuff.”
October 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
October 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I think BlueSky is driving me back to using Reddit.

Yeah, Reddit is bad, the owners are awful, and god some kids are dumb, but the relative lack of anti-AI righteousness and political shrieking sure is refreshing.
October 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
October 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Things that damage conservative man's masculinity:

Using a straw, lunchboxes, anything not beer or whiskey, sunscreen, ChapStick, emojis, anything mental health, cats, style, and reusable shopping bags.

But a trans girl can't lose hers despite any degree of hormones and surgery. Huh! 🤔
October 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
If you ever wondered what my ADHD brain likes to listen to while I do various thinky tasks. (For best results, sort by Recently Added)

open.spotify.com/playlist/2DE...
Dear Lord, Thank You for This Blessing of Beautiful Trance Music...
open.spotify.com
October 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
October 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
With Alt text, of course.
October 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
October 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Repeatedly typing up posts and hitting cancel.

Except for this one.
October 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Come on brain chemistry, you can't do this to me, it's not even winter yet. There's still 12 hours of daylight!
October 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Playing with/learning to do things in Unreal Engine and its cursed editor. I made a ball to throw around that is spawned as a temporary object with a velocity vector. *81* lines of C++ NOT counting comments and empty lines.

I am now convinced UE is the cause of psychosis in the games industry.
September 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I always forget it's the weekend, and suddenly the Trending Topics on here take a 270° turn...
September 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hello, Tau!

#caturday #tortie
September 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My big fancy mechanical keyboard was acting weird. I ended up Googling about it. It required a soft reset and now it works fine.

Has technology gone too far? 🤔
September 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Doomer Catastrophazi in shambles.
doomers: there’s not going to be elections in America ever again

me: if they can’t even cancel an entertainer due to popular pushback what the fuck makes you think they can cancel elections
September 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Freeze warning tonight.

Winter is coming. ❄️
September 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Tau's penthouse perch, keeping an eye on the scene.

#caturday #tortie
September 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM