Robin Bastard
@robbacrab.bsky.social
HB 💚💍 https://bsky.app/profile/robbacrab.bsky.social #BLM #LGBTQ 🏳️⚧️ #ANTIFA #Woke #FuckTrump #FuckMusk #ThatEscalatedQuickly he/him
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Robin Bastard
@robbacrab.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Been on here less than a week and had 2 DM's from new followers, which fall into the begging/catfish categories. Not too bad, but I'm gonna pin this as it saves having to explain myself each time 🤗
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In my case, "You have to nick it to win it."
September 23, 2026 at 8:46 AM
In my case, "You have to nick it to win it."
September 23, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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Say what you will about Fred West, but his Sweet Chilli Salmon Pot is beyond reproach.
morning x
morning x
September 19, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Say what you will about Fred West, but his Sweet Chilli Salmon Pot is beyond reproach.
morning x
morning x
September 22, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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Close your eyes.
Take a couple of deep breaths.
In through the nose
Out through the mouth
You feel that?
It's the calm before the shitstorm
Take a couple of deep breaths.
In through the nose
Out through the mouth
You feel that?
It's the calm before the shitstorm
September 18, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Close your eyes.
Take a couple of deep breaths.
In through the nose
Out through the mouth
You feel that?
It's the calm before the shitstorm
Take a couple of deep breaths.
In through the nose
Out through the mouth
You feel that?
It's the calm before the shitstorm
September 21, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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Stop trans people from what ? They have existed since the birth of humanity. Why shouldn’t human beings be allowed to love and live like everyone else ? What makes them a threat or dangerous ? The pursuit of happiness is written as a Constitutional Right of all Americans. Dolly loved trans people
September 20, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Stop trans people from what ? They have existed since the birth of humanity. Why shouldn’t human beings be allowed to love and live like everyone else ? What makes them a threat or dangerous ? The pursuit of happiness is written as a Constitutional Right of all Americans. Dolly loved trans people
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My orange-pedo loving sister said she has to vote R to stop trans people. Me: "I don't fucking care what people want to do with their own fucking bodies. It's none of your fucking business. You thinking you have a say in this is the stupidest thing I've ever fucking heard." 🤬
September 20, 2026 at 1:41 PM
My orange-pedo loving sister said she has to vote R to stop trans people. Me: "I don't fucking care what people want to do with their own fucking bodies. It's none of your fucking business. You thinking you have a say in this is the stupidest thing I've ever fucking heard." 🤬
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September 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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It's Google's responsibility to set up and control the test environment. Any consequences are on their shoulders. Feels like there were too many variables and they lost control. #AI
RT @SydneyVonArx: This is _exactly_ what Anthropic said when their models hacked companies. They had to walk it back after because it was wrong. The model was using motivated reasoning and acting recklessly.
September 20, 2026 at 11:34 AM
It's Google's responsibility to set up and control the test environment. Any consequences are on their shoulders. Feels like there were too many variables and they lost control. #AI
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Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you handle it. Handle it with loving kindness and care today!
September 20, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you handle it. Handle it with loving kindness and care today!
September 20, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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Bit like me going to Mars when it's better down here on Earth 🤣🚀
September 19, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Bit like me going to Mars when it's better down here on Earth 🤣🚀
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Carrion aficionado and brain worm incubator RFK Jr tells a rabid antivax group to have patience. Keep avoiding vaccinations, and soon they'll all be patients.
morning x
morning x
September 18, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Carrion aficionado and brain worm incubator RFK Jr tells a rabid antivax group to have patience. Keep avoiding vaccinations, and soon they'll all be patients.
morning x
morning x
My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!"
I replied, "That's 15 love!"
#FridayFuckology
I replied, "That's 15 love!"
#FridayFuckology
September 18, 2026 at 7:08 AM
My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!"
I replied, "That's 15 love!"
#FridayFuckology
I replied, "That's 15 love!"
#FridayFuckology
Top 3 situations that require witnesses:
1. Crimes
2. Accidents
3. Marriages
Need I say more?
#FridayFuckology
1. Crimes
2. Accidents
3. Marriages
Need I say more?
#FridayFuckology
Kermit and Miss Piggy's Muppet Wedding
ALT: Kermit and Miss Piggy's Muppet Wedding
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September 18, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Top 3 situations that require witnesses:
1. Crimes
2. Accidents
3. Marriages
Need I say more?
#FridayFuckology
1. Crimes
2. Accidents
3. Marriages
Need I say more?
#FridayFuckology
In Los Angeles, a porn star was sent to jail for pretending to his co-stars that he didn’t have an STD
He’s also been banned from the porn industry for being a convincing actor
#FridayFuckology
He’s also been banned from the porn industry for being a convincing actor
#FridayFuckology
September 18, 2026 at 6:21 AM
In Los Angeles, a porn star was sent to jail for pretending to his co-stars that he didn’t have an STD
He’s also been banned from the porn industry for being a convincing actor
#FridayFuckology
He’s also been banned from the porn industry for being a convincing actor
#FridayFuckology
Professor X: What’s your mutant superpower?
New X-Men recruit: Hindsight
Professor X: That won’t help us at all
Mutant: Yes, I can see that now
#FridayFuckology
New X-Men recruit: Hindsight
Professor X: That won’t help us at all
Mutant: Yes, I can see that now
#FridayFuckology
September 18, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Professor X: What’s your mutant superpower?
New X-Men recruit: Hindsight
Professor X: That won’t help us at all
Mutant: Yes, I can see that now
#FridayFuckology
New X-Men recruit: Hindsight
Professor X: That won’t help us at all
Mutant: Yes, I can see that now
#FridayFuckology
Always say yes to a quick 30 minute drink with your bestie
Those 90 minutes could be the best 3 hours of your life
#FridayFuckology
Those 90 minutes could be the best 3 hours of your life
#FridayFuckology
Shaun Of The Dead: Simon Pegg's Pub Wink
ALT: Shaun Of The Dead: Simon Pegg's Pub Wink
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September 18, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Always say yes to a quick 30 minute drink with your bestie
Those 90 minutes could be the best 3 hours of your life
#FridayFuckology
Those 90 minutes could be the best 3 hours of your life
#FridayFuckology
Let's face it
Anyone named Captain America should be overweight and have a porn addiction
#FridayFuckology
Anyone named Captain America should be overweight and have a porn addiction
#FridayFuckology
September 18, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Let's face it
Anyone named Captain America should be overweight and have a porn addiction
#FridayFuckology
Anyone named Captain America should be overweight and have a porn addiction
#FridayFuckology
If you hold the sole of your foot to your ear
You can hear the sound of your hip dislocating
#FridayFuckology
You can hear the sound of your hip dislocating
#FridayFuckology
September 18, 2026 at 4:17 AM
If you hold the sole of your foot to your ear
You can hear the sound of your hip dislocating
#FridayFuckology
You can hear the sound of your hip dislocating
#FridayFuckology
Indiana Jones Ponders the Oreo Stack
ALT: Indiana Jones Ponders the Oreo Stack
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September 18, 2026 at 4:16 AM
BREAKING: Dandelion will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
BREAKING: Dandelion will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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🤦♂️ Only this week OpenAI were saying there needs to be safeguards and in the same sentence said we should trust the tech giants with self-regulation. #AI
September 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
🤦♂️ Only this week OpenAI were saying there needs to be safeguards and in the same sentence said we should trust the tech giants with self-regulation. #AI