Robby Slowik
@robbyslowik.bsky.social
The man you know and love from other websites just like this one is now on this one. Stand-Up Comic, TV Writer, and Podcast Host. Just like everyone else.
If you’re not letting AI use you to train itself to leave humanity behind, you will get left behind
September 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
If you’re not letting AI use you to train itself to leave humanity behind, you will get left behind
NEW YORK CITY!! I’m filming my first special September 26th at The Triad Theater. Come be part of the taping. If you like me on here you’ll like me even more when in person (probably). Details below!
September 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
NEW YORK CITY!! I’m filming my first special September 26th at The Triad Theater. Come be part of the taping. If you like me on here you’ll like me even more when in person (probably). Details below!
Sidesplitters in tampa tonight! Tix in bio.
I’m visiting Florida and the public transportation here sucks. I wanna go to the library and the only way to get there is the bang bus.
August 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Sidesplitters in tampa tonight! Tix in bio.
I’m visiting Florida and the public transportation here sucks. I wanna go to the library and the only way to get there is the bang bus.
August 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I’m visiting Florida and the public transportation here sucks. I wanna go to the library and the only way to get there is the bang bus.
Anyone in Tampa? I’m headlining side splitters this Saturday at 6 PM! Tickets in the usual place.
August 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Anyone in Tampa? I’m headlining side splitters this Saturday at 6 PM! Tickets in the usual place.
He didn’t die doing what he loved but he’ll love what he’s doing when he’s dead.
July 29, 2026 at 10:59 PM
He didn’t die doing what he loved but he’ll love what he’s doing when he’s dead.
When I was a kid, I had a T-shirt that said Ball is Life. As an adult, I need one that says finding 0% APR balance transfer credit cards so I can keep my finances from completely collapsing is life.
July 29, 2026 at 6:28 PM
When I was a kid, I had a T-shirt that said Ball is Life. As an adult, I need one that says finding 0% APR balance transfer credit cards so I can keep my finances from completely collapsing is life.
I keep seeing headlines about "Mamdani Grocery Stores" and let me just fix this for y'all now, Zocery Stores.
July 28, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I keep seeing headlines about "Mamdani Grocery Stores" and let me just fix this for y'all now, Zocery Stores.
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Childhood Me: I can't wait to see what wonders the future holds!
The Future:
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
The Future:
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
Schools are adding pepper-spraying drones to help combat active shooters
The plastic, nonlethal aircraft, which can smash windows and ram attackers, will be at the ready in a handful of schools in Florida, Georgia and Colorado.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 28, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Childhood Me: I can't wait to see what wonders the future holds!
The Future:
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
The Future:
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
Childhood Me: I can't wait to see what wonders the future holds!
The Future:
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
The Future:
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
Schools are adding pepper-spraying drones to help combat active shooters
The plastic, nonlethal aircraft, which can smash windows and ram attackers, will be at the ready in a handful of schools in Florida, Georgia and Colorado.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 28, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Childhood Me: I can't wait to see what wonders the future holds!
The Future:
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
The Future:
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
Only the Italian brain could look at a potato and think, I could make this pasta.
July 28, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Only the Italian brain could look at a potato and think, I could make this pasta.
Disappointed Mick Jagger gonna be a meme
July 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Disappointed Mick Jagger gonna be a meme
My Takeaway from Lindsay Graham‘s death is if you are gay and live authentically people eulogize you like, “he was a creative force who loved life and brought joy to everyone in it”
And if you’re closeted it’s like, “GAAAAAAAYYY, RIP to world’s gayest gay.”
And if you’re closeted it’s like, “GAAAAAAAYYY, RIP to world’s gayest gay.”
July 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
My Takeaway from Lindsay Graham‘s death is if you are gay and live authentically people eulogize you like, “he was a creative force who loved life and brought joy to everyone in it”
And if you’re closeted it’s like, “GAAAAAAAYYY, RIP to world’s gayest gay.”
And if you’re closeted it’s like, “GAAAAAAAYYY, RIP to world’s gayest gay.”
It’s here! The world’s newest, dumbest, niche podcast. It’s the Emily in Paris rewatch podcast for lovers, haters, and first-timers. Available all of the podcast places and my bio.
July 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
It’s here! The world’s newest, dumbest, niche podcast. It’s the Emily in Paris rewatch podcast for lovers, haters, and first-timers. Available all of the podcast places and my bio.
There is only one honorable thing to do here. Robert Mueller must play in Folarin Balogun's place.
July 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
There is only one honorable thing to do here. Robert Mueller must play in Folarin Balogun's place.
I haven't seen Backrooms yet but is it just the scene from Spinal Tap where they can't get to the stage?
July 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I haven't seen Backrooms yet but is it just the scene from Spinal Tap where they can't get to the stage?
Fascist wins office
Dems: We've lost touch with the voters. We've forgotten how to talk to men. We need to have hard conversations. Meet people where they are.
A candidate who wants Medicare for all wins
Dems: This scourge must be eliminated not only from the party, but from the country too.
Dems: We've lost touch with the voters. We've forgotten how to talk to men. We need to have hard conversations. Meet people where they are.
A candidate who wants Medicare for all wins
Dems: This scourge must be eliminated not only from the party, but from the country too.
July 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Fascist wins office
Dems: We've lost touch with the voters. We've forgotten how to talk to men. We need to have hard conversations. Meet people where they are.
A candidate who wants Medicare for all wins
Dems: This scourge must be eliminated not only from the party, but from the country too.
Dems: We've lost touch with the voters. We've forgotten how to talk to men. We need to have hard conversations. Meet people where they are.
A candidate who wants Medicare for all wins
Dems: This scourge must be eliminated not only from the party, but from the country too.
These Feeld bios are getting out of hand
July 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
These Feeld bios are getting out of hand
Mel Brooks is the goat. Easily. No debate. Happy 100th.
June 28, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Mel Brooks is the goat. Easily. No debate. Happy 100th.
I thought I’d aged out of adopting new slang, but mog and goon are just great words
June 27, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I thought I’d aged out of adopting new slang, but mog and goon are just great words
This same article but about Becky Rositano breaking up with me in 8th grade
June 23, 2026 at 6:27 PM
This same article but about Becky Rositano breaking up with me in 8th grade
I'm a goalkeeper in spirit. I sign up for the lowest effort job and then I berate my co-workers when I'm forced to do something.
June 23, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I'm a goalkeeper in spirit. I sign up for the lowest effort job and then I berate my co-workers when I'm forced to do something.
Feels like the word should be neese
June 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Feels like the word should be neese
I think not getting famous deserves some of the credit here too
June 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I think not getting famous deserves some of the credit here too
Superstitious Knicks fans have to vote for Muslim mayors in perpetuity now
June 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Superstitious Knicks fans have to vote for Muslim mayors in perpetuity now