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I don’t think Zohran Mamdani has committed genocide
October 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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September 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear
October 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic
October 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Just a saw a dude at the Ballard locks with a joker tee shirt that said “Jokes ARE the resistance” and I am so furious that I didn’t think of it first
October 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
so cool that usc blew up the pac12 to hire lincoln reily, a man that they desperately need to fire
October 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
just had a dream where apple next removed the power button to see how far they can push us.
October 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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this @housemajoritypac.bsky.social ad of Jay Feely going wide right is a work of art
October 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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so you just bought an NFL team from a family who very famously bought it to prevent its relocation, in a city that was traumatized by the cynical relocation of its NBA franchise. you know what everyone will love? your smug semantic musings on the meaning of the word "never"
Seahawks' New Billionaire Owner Won't Promise the Seahawks Stay in Seattle — "Never Say Never"
Vinod Khosla just dropped nearly ten billion dollars to buy the Seattle Seahawks, and the venture capitalist says he's keeping everything as is for now.
kpq.com
October 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
October 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room
TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality.
POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile
TIME: We have a limited amount of time.
POTUS: jealousy interviewer
His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
October 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Remember how we forced German POWs to watch videos from the concentration camps?
Remigration in action:
September 29, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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MLB Network's Jon Morosi told Wyman and Bob the #Mariners' managerial position will be one of the most coveted this offseason. His list of top candidates included franchise legend Raúl Ibañez.

“Raúl is going to be a major league manager at some point.”
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
Seattle Mariners legend Raúl Ibañez a potential manager candidate - Seattle Sports
MLB Network insider Jon Morosi believes Raul Ibañez could be an interesting candidate for the Seattle Mariners' open manager position.
sports.mynorthwest.com
September 28, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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When your favorite NFL team loses a game for the first time since November of last year
September 27, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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Dan Wilson is not the reason the M's sucked this year, but he is a bad tactical manager, perhaps due to never having been a manager at any point in his career before this. He never would have been considered by any other franchise.
September 27, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Have had season tickets since 2010. Used to at least tangentially watch or follow every single game.

I have watched only like 5 games this year and it’s 100% the fault of this bullshit. the absolute contempt for their fans is infuriating and that’s ignoring how fucking easy we’ve made their job.
Hanauer: “It’s not a done deal by a long stretch but it is something we need to explore. I get it. I know change sucks. I’m one of those people who believes change sucks. I know there’s a chance we’d lose some fans, but I don’t believe we’d lose all of your … I hope. We’ll have to convince you.”
September 26, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Basically any citizen from any country that tries to tsk tsk us, I want to shove into a locker and point broadly at the 1st half of the 20th century and ask how well they behaved themselves.

Except Canada. The Canada shit is easily the most embarrassing and infuriating thing he’s ever done.
I don't think relations with Canada have ever been this poor since confederation.

Democratic electeds need to take this stuff way more seriously than they seem inclined to.
September 25, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Thinking about learning a bunch on Nixon
September 25, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Nobody wants to believe in Bliowa and Blansas or any of these other crazy polls, and I get it, but we've also got Trump approval polls in the high 20's/low 30's at the same time. And it's not like there aren't obvious reasons for a sudden, huge backlash.

It's all pointing in the same direction.
September 22, 2026 at 4:53 AM
September 22, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Gotta say that the hospital texting my mom a customer satisfaction survey the morning after she died there was the exact type of levity that I desperately needed at the moment.
September 14, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Happy 25th anniversary to my family’s favorite bagel store rather abruptly closing
September 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Why did they pass?
September 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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somehow every liberal in the world simultaneously decided to act like a flightless bird on an island with no predators
September 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM