Rob Smells
@robsmells.bsky.social
god save the king doesn't hit as hard as god save the queen
October 4, 2026 at 1:29 PM
god save the king doesn't hit as hard as god save the queen
Had a Final Destination moment as I had to swerve to avoid barstools and other various housewares that kept falling out of this truck.
September 30, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Had a Final Destination moment as I had to swerve to avoid barstools and other various housewares that kept falling out of this truck.
To the old man at the phillies tailgate who is, 1) blasting Lincoln Park, 2) wearing a Jaimie moyer jersey, 3) intermittently making out with his old lady: I see you, I respect you.
September 10, 2026 at 4:12 PM
To the old man at the phillies tailgate who is, 1) blasting Lincoln Park, 2) wearing a Jaimie moyer jersey, 3) intermittently making out with his old lady: I see you, I respect you.
I miss the lemonade that kills you.
August 28, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I miss the lemonade that kills you.
She bobble on my kyle until I schwarber
August 21, 2026 at 10:31 PM
She bobble on my kyle until I schwarber
I could fix him....
August 18, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I could fix him....
I don't like how horny the post office has gotten....
August 12, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I don't like how horny the post office has gotten....
Found these handwritten Limp Bizkit lyrics inside a deadpool comic book from 1999
August 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Found these handwritten Limp Bizkit lyrics inside a deadpool comic book from 1999
Made a grammatical error earlier today and I will never stop thinking about it. It makes me want to die.
July 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Made a grammatical error earlier today and I will never stop thinking about it. It makes me want to die.
Reposted by Rob Smells
I made this meme and only posted it to bird site, so I want to make sure it lives on here.
November 12, 2024 at 9:45 PM
I made this meme and only posted it to bird site, so I want to make sure it lives on here.
Currently imagining playing Tempest 2000 on this bad boy and drinking one (1) beer.
June 17, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Currently imagining playing Tempest 2000 on this bad boy and drinking one (1) beer.
AOL Arts & Entertainment -- Smashing Pumpkins chat room circa 1995-1997
Can I ask y’all a genuine question?
In all your life online, what’s the greatest social media you’ve ever used?
In all your life online, what’s the greatest social media you’ve ever used?
June 16, 2026 at 11:58 PM
AOL Arts & Entertainment -- Smashing Pumpkins chat room circa 1995-1997
Here is an instant classic for all my fellow freaks youtu.be/UvRW-9mV63I?...
"My Intellivision" song
YouTube video by CidrokTheDragon
youtu.be
June 16, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Here is an instant classic for all my fellow freaks youtu.be/UvRW-9mV63I?...
This was a very good book. I recommend it if this is your sort of thing.
June 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
This was a very good book. I recommend it if this is your sort of thing.
Me when they start booing my karaoke rendition of Machinehead
June 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Me when they start booing my karaoke rendition of Machinehead
I am DYING to know what the graphic novel was that epstein's note was hidden in.
May 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I am DYING to know what the graphic novel was that epstein's note was hidden in.
Billy Joe looks like Tig notaro these days and I think that rules.
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Billy Joe looks like Tig notaro these days and I think that rules.
My bones are so brittle... but I always drink plenty of...
December 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My bones are so brittle... but I always drink plenty of...
Uhhh... say it ain't so? abc7.com/post/weezer-...
Weezer bassist's wife shot by police amid wild manhunt for hit-and-run suspect in Eagle Rock
Author and wife of Weezer bassist Scott Shriner, Jillian Shriner, was shot by police and booked for attempted murder amid a manhunt for a hit-and-run suspect in an Eagle Rock neighborhood Tuesday.
abc7.com
April 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Uhhh... say it ain't so? abc7.com/post/weezer-...
My last baby tooth just fell out. I'm 43 years old.
March 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My last baby tooth just fell out. I'm 43 years old.
Shout out that one King Missle song
March 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Shout out that one King Missle song
Compression socks are a game changer
March 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Compression socks are a game changer
I just found out a place I frequent often that has a big ALL ITEMS ARE VEGITARIAN on the top of their menu straight up just uses real tuna in things. Well played jerks!!! No wonder it was so delicious.
March 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I just found out a place I frequent often that has a big ALL ITEMS ARE VEGITARIAN on the top of their menu straight up just uses real tuna in things. Well played jerks!!! No wonder it was so delicious.