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I needed to join
to convince our dumb owner
to sell the damn team ||
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our team might be shit
but at least we aren’t as screwed
as the Athletics ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku
mlbbot.bsky.social MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · Jun 14
23 RUNS 🤯

A franchise-record-setting win for the @Rockies!
Final Score Graphic: 6/14/26: Rockies 23 (27-45), Athletics 9 (35-36) Pictured: Hunter Goodman celebrates as he crosses home plate. He is wearing a gray Rockies uniform and black batting helmet.
June 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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what do you call it
when your opponents almost
put up twenty runs? ||
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June 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
rockieshaiku.bsky.social
looking for the Rox?
stretch before you start scrolling
they’re a long way down ||
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didtherockieslose.com Did The Rockies Lose? @didtherockieslose.com · May 28
MLB run differential:
+117 LAD
+95 ATL
+89 NYY
+78 MIL
+28 PIT
+24 TB
+24 SEA
+14 CHC
+14 AZ
+13 CLE
-1 TEX
-1 SD
-4 TOR
-4 CWS
-4 WSH
-9 BOS
-9 MIN
-10 STL
-13 MIA
-17 PHI
-25 DET
-25 ATH
-26 CIN
-29 NYM
-41 BAL
-41 HOU
-47 KC
-54 SF
-62 LAA
-74 COL

It’s rough out here.
May 28, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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the number is five
syllables in lines one, three
Dodger bombs last night ||
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May 27, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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should I change my pic
to minority owners
Greg and Carrie P? ||
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May 27, 2026 at 5:39 AM
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the Avs and Nuggets
should be forced to watch each game
for their playoff skids ||
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shapalicious.bsky.social Jake Shapiro @shapalicious.bsky.social · May 27
denver sports fans rn
May 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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been a hot minute
since I’ve posted on bluesky
I see Rox still suck ||
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May 27, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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Michelle once told us
when they go low we go high
Clark didn’t listen ||
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kylec.bsky.social Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · May 27
At least we still have the Rockies
May 27, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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eyes look to next year
will the Rockies once again
lose a hundred plus? ||
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November 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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according to Dick
the only thing to stop this
is the players, duh ||
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httpreo.bsky.social reo☠️ @httpreo.bsky.social · Nov 2
the colorado rockies 2026 world series campaign starts NOW
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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World Series begins
haven’t watched all season long
Rox are in it, right? ||
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October 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Billy Bill Schmidt
taking his “talents” elsewhere
your turn Dicky Dick ||
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October 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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fans outside Coors Field
remembering glory days
team’s become a joke ||
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September 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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negative four twelve
that’s over twice as many
as the next worst team ||
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September 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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excellence always
setting records in LoDo
the Rockies story ||
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alan-cole.bsky.social Alan Cole @alan-cole.bsky.social · Sep 25
The Colorado Rockies just became the third team in the last 86 seasons to to allow 1,000 runs in a season.
September 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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the depth of the suck
throws a wet blanket upon
the whole NL West ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku
jdcmedlock.bsky.social James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · Aug 13
The NL West is incredible, 4 out of 5 teams have a positive run differential but the combined run differential is -200 thanks to the Rockies
August 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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describing Monfort
as ‘hot garbage’ is too kind
for what he has done ||
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sydneyscottauthor.bsky.social Sydney Scott (romance author and typo queen) @sydneyscottauthor.bsky.social · Aug 13
It's definitely hard to be excited when the owner is hot garbage.
August 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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there are Rox fans here
but the excitement has waned
due to Dick Monfort ||
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sydneyscottauthor.bsky.social Sydney Scott (romance author and typo queen) @sydneyscottauthor.bsky.social · Aug 13
I can name only two accounts that post about the Rockies and one basically just tracks their losses. 🤣
August 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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two thousand seven
hundred and eighty-seven
losses for this team ||
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August 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Forty-five to six
not a college football score
Blue Jays at Rockies ||
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August 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Rockies just needed
a visit from the Blue Jays
to regress to mean ||
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August 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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as we sit and wait
for ownership to wake up
one more season fades ||
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purplerow.bsky.social Purple Row @purplerow.bsky.social · Aug 5
The #Rockies will officially have a losing record in 2025.
August 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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the fun is over
we now must return to our
regular schedule ||
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purplerow.bsky.social Purple Row @purplerow.bsky.social · Aug 5
The #Rockies will officially have a losing record in 2025.
August 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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the easiest way
to connect with Rockies fans
is a taco’s search ||
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austinsharp.bsky.social Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · Aug 2
In lieu of a starter pack, I just searched taco’s and started following people.
August 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Warning Bernabel
as his name insinuates
is now en fuego ||
🔥 🔥 🔥 #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku
August 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM