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OG KHive. Highly-educated cat bed. A solution in search of a problem. Rabidly anti-AI, anti-crypto.
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October 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Good things happen in threes, y'all. This is #1....🤞
1. BREAKING

Former GOP House Speaker and serial child molester Dennis Hastert has died.

Hastert admitted that he sexually abused teenage boys while he was a high school wrestling coach.

He never served prison time for that sexual abuse because the statutes of limitations had expired.
October 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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October 4, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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Art lovers: the new special exhibit at the Baltimore Museum of Art, a fantastic survey of Baltimore photos going back to the 1840s and opening this weekend, has a free Community Day today.
October 4, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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Insanity 😡
October 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
It's a measure of how low we have sunk that this gormless muppet is actually floated for '28
Watch Tucker Carlson get a quick economics lesson after claiming Russia’s economy is bigger than Britain’s.
October 4, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Precious.
October 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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I just arrived in the Middle East. I’m the first Democrat to be in the region since the war began.

I’m here to view war damage, talk to our partners about the impact of the war, and meet with those who are working to end the conflict.
October 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Mother of Pearl but he's good at this
Ossoff: The money that they took from you when they slashed Medicaid and defunded hospitals and nursing homes—They’re taking that money to buy corrupt, taxpayer-funded political ads on national television to try to promote the failed and broken president…
October 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Guin surrenders (to sleep) 🥰

#Caturday
October 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Why would anyone trust Zuckerberg with anything? I deleted Facebook 10 years ago and haven't missed it at all.
October 3, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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can it be…the perfect signed scary framed print for halloween…

extrafabulous.shop/products/sca...
"Scary As Hell" 5x7 Signed Framed Print
A 5x7 print of a comic in a shitty lil frame, crammed up your mailbox. A great gift for ur friends…Want a special message on it? i can also wrap it for u…
extrafabulous.shop
October 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
"Smoke up, Johnny" whenever the state of everything is getting on top of me so I have a 2,000 calorie dessert
Name a film quote you use all the time.
October 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Gross. How much creepy behavior does Patel have to get caught in before he gets booted?
Kash Patel Caught With Suspected Double Agent at Alina Habba’s Wedding
The FBI director was spotted in a photo with an FBI informant suspected of being a double agent.
newrepublic.com
October 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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Trump’s arch is a monumental mistake, and I’ll fight like hell to block it.
October 2, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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Trump's economy in two headlines.
October 2, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Eight years ago today, the Saudi government directed the brutal murder of Jamal Khashoggi, a Virginia resident and journalist dedicated to shining a light on the truth. As we honor his memory and courage, we must fight for accountability and defend press freedom worldwide.
October 2, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Theo Von: Why did you wanna be mayor?

Mayor Mamdani: Both a love of the city, but also a frustration with the leaders of the city talking about the problems like there was nothing they could do about it. The thing about being the mayor is you actually have tools that you can use to help people
October 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
This is how you do it, @govwesmoore.bsky.social - now ban datacenters.

www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Maryland becomes first state to ban dynamic pricing in grocery stores
The measure comes as households are struggling with rising costs.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 2, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Huh I wonder whose money they're using 🤔
October 2, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I personally don't think people should endure maximum discomfort while at work. I like shopping at Aldi (and in the UK) because the check-out clerks can sit down. WTF is wrong with this country???
October 2, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Oh get your shit together Michigan
October 2, 2026 at 10:52 AM
He's bonkers
"I can go ramp, I can go stairs" -- Trump's audience in Texas gives him an extremely tepid round of applause as he brags about being able to go up stairs without falling
October 1, 2026 at 11:59 PM
This is some real Keystone Kops stuff right here
#GiftLink

wapo.st/4ACHFOZ
Florida county discovers mysterious Flock cameras with no obvious owner
Officials say they don’t know who installed the controversial cameras or how the data was being used. Residents are unnerved.
wapo.st
October 1, 2026 at 1:02 PM