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Ron Sequitur ꙮ
@ronsequitur.bsky.social
· Jul 22
Take me down to the pair of mice city,
Where they have two mice; it's a two mouse city
Where they have two mice; it's a two mouse city
MAGA: [outraged] We just brought the "Give Americans Free Puppies & Ice Cream" bill up for a vote, and EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT voted NO!
THE BILL: Puppies and ice cream subject to internal protocol and may only be distributed after 20% of Democrats are tossed into the angry maw of an active volcano.
THE BILL: Puppies and ice cream subject to internal protocol and may only be distributed after 20% of Democrats are tossed into the angry maw of an active volcano.
October 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
MAGA: [outraged] We just brought the "Give Americans Free Puppies & Ice Cream" bill up for a vote, and EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT voted NO!
THE BILL: Puppies and ice cream subject to internal protocol and may only be distributed after 20% of Democrats are tossed into the angry maw of an active volcano.
THE BILL: Puppies and ice cream subject to internal protocol and may only be distributed after 20% of Democrats are tossed into the angry maw of an active volcano.
Coming out of my cage
And I been doing just fine
It's not so bad in the cage
I kinda like it there
I gotta go take a piss
I had been drinking Swiss Miss
The cage is seriously bliss
The cage is seriously bliss
And I been doing just fine
It's not so bad in the cage
I kinda like it there
I gotta go take a piss
I had been drinking Swiss Miss
The cage is seriously bliss
The cage is seriously bliss
October 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Coming out of my cage
And I been doing just fine
It's not so bad in the cage
I kinda like it there
I gotta go take a piss
I had been drinking Swiss Miss
The cage is seriously bliss
The cage is seriously bliss
And I been doing just fine
It's not so bad in the cage
I kinda like it there
I gotta go take a piss
I had been drinking Swiss Miss
The cage is seriously bliss
The cage is seriously bliss
Fifteen Jurassic Park movies and the bad guys are only ever interested in money and not banging a dinosaur. Really.
October 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Fifteen Jurassic Park movies and the bad guys are only ever interested in money and not banging a dinosaur. Really.
So the MAGA Midterm strategy seems to be:
1) Declare victory: The last two years have been AWESOME!
2) Hold hearings: Let's get some soundbytes!
3) Go after trans athletes: Illegals weren't getting enough traction!
4) Lie, repeatedly: If someone is running against us, they're a radical socialist!
1) Declare victory: The last two years have been AWESOME!
2) Hold hearings: Let's get some soundbytes!
3) Go after trans athletes: Illegals weren't getting enough traction!
4) Lie, repeatedly: If someone is running against us, they're a radical socialist!
September 30, 2026 at 2:04 PM
So the MAGA Midterm strategy seems to be:
1) Declare victory: The last two years have been AWESOME!
2) Hold hearings: Let's get some soundbytes!
3) Go after trans athletes: Illegals weren't getting enough traction!
4) Lie, repeatedly: If someone is running against us, they're a radical socialist!
1) Declare victory: The last two years have been AWESOME!
2) Hold hearings: Let's get some soundbytes!
3) Go after trans athletes: Illegals weren't getting enough traction!
4) Lie, repeatedly: If someone is running against us, they're a radical socialist!
Lol, nobody cares about the difference between Hawks and Hawkeyes except people from Iowa, people from Atlanta, most basketball fans,
September 30, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Lol, nobody cares about the difference between Hawks and Hawkeyes except people from Iowa, people from Atlanta, most basketball fans,
Republicans love to pretend they are mad, and if that isn't interesting enough, they also have a list of reasons you should be mad too, as well as a list of people who you should fear.
September 29, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Republicans love to pretend they are mad, and if that isn't interesting enough, they also have a list of reasons you should be mad too, as well as a list of people who you should fear.
MAGA isn't stupid, it's lazy.
A stupid person has no idea what they are trying to accomplish, nor how to accomplish it.
A lazy person knows what they want to accomplish, but sloppily cuts corners, only to be shocked and angry when their efforts don't produce the desired result.
A stupid person has no idea what they are trying to accomplish, nor how to accomplish it.
A lazy person knows what they want to accomplish, but sloppily cuts corners, only to be shocked and angry when their efforts don't produce the desired result.
September 29, 2026 at 1:54 PM
MAGA isn't stupid, it's lazy.
A stupid person has no idea what they are trying to accomplish, nor how to accomplish it.
A lazy person knows what they want to accomplish, but sloppily cuts corners, only to be shocked and angry when their efforts don't produce the desired result.
A stupid person has no idea what they are trying to accomplish, nor how to accomplish it.
A lazy person knows what they want to accomplish, but sloppily cuts corners, only to be shocked and angry when their efforts don't produce the desired result.
Considering this is either a campaign ad (even though he isn't running) or a personal branding ad, the use of government funds is illegal.
We need a class action lawsuit. Every US taxpayer is part of the damaged class.
We need a class action lawsuit. Every US taxpayer is part of the damaged class.
September 28, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Considering this is either a campaign ad (even though he isn't running) or a personal branding ad, the use of government funds is illegal.
We need a class action lawsuit. Every US taxpayer is part of the damaged class.
We need a class action lawsuit. Every US taxpayer is part of the damaged class.
Pronouncing passtime like anime
September 27, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Pronouncing passtime like anime
Banging a gavel doesn't officially mean anything. We have all just accepted gavels' authority like a bunch of hammer-fearing rubes.
September 27, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Banging a gavel doesn't officially mean anything. We have all just accepted gavels' authority like a bunch of hammer-fearing rubes.
Let's move all of the companies that make pink stomach liquid under one roof, a really Pepto Biz Mall
September 27, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Let's move all of the companies that make pink stomach liquid under one roof, a really Pepto Biz Mall
[lips right on mic] The theme song from Growing Pains was an absolute banger
September 27, 2026 at 4:25 AM
[lips right on mic] The theme song from Growing Pains was an absolute banger
Reposted by Ron Sequitur ꙮ
Cavemen had fifty different words for, "rock," but zero words for, "croissant."
September 25, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Cavemen had fifty different words for, "rock," but zero words for, "croissant."
Cavemen had fifty different words for, "rock," but zero words for, "croissant."
September 25, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Cavemen had fifty different words for, "rock," but zero words for, "croissant."
REPUBLICANS: Did we do crimes? Yes. Are crimes bad? Obviously! But have you considered that the Democrats are Socialists? And do you know what that means? Communism, that's right! And that should SCARE YOU!
DEMOCRATS: You did crimes.
REPUBLICANS: AAAHH!! He hit me! You all saw it!
DEMOCRATS: You did crimes.
REPUBLICANS: AAAHH!! He hit me! You all saw it!
September 25, 2026 at 1:59 AM
REPUBLICANS: Did we do crimes? Yes. Are crimes bad? Obviously! But have you considered that the Democrats are Socialists? And do you know what that means? Communism, that's right! And that should SCARE YOU!
DEMOCRATS: You did crimes.
REPUBLICANS: AAAHH!! He hit me! You all saw it!
DEMOCRATS: You did crimes.
REPUBLICANS: AAAHH!! He hit me! You all saw it!
Big Important Announcement Time
I do not do "favorites." You ask me my favorite band/song/show/flavor of ice cream, I can easily rattle off a few in no particular order.
I now have a favorite movie. It will be #1 until further notice.
www.imdb.com/title/tt1727...
I do not do "favorites." You ask me my favorite band/song/show/flavor of ice cream, I can easily rattle off a few in no particular order.
I now have a favorite movie. It will be #1 until further notice.
www.imdb.com/title/tt1727...
www.imdb.com
September 24, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Big Important Announcement Time
I do not do "favorites." You ask me my favorite band/song/show/flavor of ice cream, I can easily rattle off a few in no particular order.
I now have a favorite movie. It will be #1 until further notice.
www.imdb.com/title/tt1727...
I do not do "favorites." You ask me my favorite band/song/show/flavor of ice cream, I can easily rattle off a few in no particular order.
I now have a favorite movie. It will be #1 until further notice.
www.imdb.com/title/tt1727...
HeyheyHEY! That ding-dong goes inside a lady's peepee hole, where she keeps babies and stuff!
- Conservative Men
- Conservative Men
September 24, 2026 at 4:08 AM
HeyheyHEY! That ding-dong goes inside a lady's peepee hole, where she keeps babies and stuff!
- Conservative Men
- Conservative Men
Empty jar of peanut butter left in the pantry. What an apt metaphor.
My wife: Hey! Who finished all the peanut butter and just left the jar in the pantry??!
Me:
Me:
September 24, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Empty jar of peanut butter left in the pantry. What an apt metaphor.
Sometimes I think people only write stuff trying to elicit a specific gif or meme reply, but you won't catch me slowly backing up and disappearing into a cartoon hedge.
September 24, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Sometimes I think people only write stuff trying to elicit a specific gif or meme reply, but you won't catch me slowly backing up and disappearing into a cartoon hedge.
Nonzero chance that if the midterms don't go well for him, he fakes his own death and tries to start a new life, but within 23 hours he shows up at one of the usual golf courses and shits his pants.
This post is about Lt. Krang, an avid golfer and the villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
This post is about Lt. Krang, an avid golfer and the villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
September 24, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Nonzero chance that if the midterms don't go well for him, he fakes his own death and tries to start a new life, but within 23 hours he shows up at one of the usual golf courses and shits his pants.
This post is about Lt. Krang, an avid golfer and the villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
This post is about Lt. Krang, an avid golfer and the villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Whenever I see Tommy Tuberville say something completely backwards and ignorant, I cringe first, and then I remember who elected him.
He's a poster child for representative government.
There can't be a more obvious example of "Alabama."
He's a poster child for representative government.
There can't be a more obvious example of "Alabama."
September 23, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Whenever I see Tommy Tuberville say something completely backwards and ignorant, I cringe first, and then I remember who elected him.
He's a poster child for representative government.
There can't be a more obvious example of "Alabama."
He's a poster child for representative government.
There can't be a more obvious example of "Alabama."
Ads in Michigan:
60%: William Lawrence is a Socialist and that's SCARY
35%: Abdul El-Sayed is a DANGEROUS RADICAL
<5%: Mike Rogers or Tom Barrett saying they will do things like "take on big pharma" and "lower healthcare costs," which both have, on record, staunchly opposed when given the chance.
60%: William Lawrence is a Socialist and that's SCARY
35%: Abdul El-Sayed is a DANGEROUS RADICAL
<5%: Mike Rogers or Tom Barrett saying they will do things like "take on big pharma" and "lower healthcare costs," which both have, on record, staunchly opposed when given the chance.
September 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Ads in Michigan:
60%: William Lawrence is a Socialist and that's SCARY
35%: Abdul El-Sayed is a DANGEROUS RADICAL
<5%: Mike Rogers or Tom Barrett saying they will do things like "take on big pharma" and "lower healthcare costs," which both have, on record, staunchly opposed when given the chance.
60%: William Lawrence is a Socialist and that's SCARY
35%: Abdul El-Sayed is a DANGEROUS RADICAL
<5%: Mike Rogers or Tom Barrett saying they will do things like "take on big pharma" and "lower healthcare costs," which both have, on record, staunchly opposed when given the chance.
Wai- wai- wai.... I go' dit.
September 23, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Wai- wai- wai.... I go' dit.
I didn't try to cancel a meme today, please clap
September 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I didn't try to cancel a meme today, please clap
It smells like upron in here
September 23, 2026 at 1:55 AM
It smells like upron in here