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Pinned comment for now. Basics i guess. Multiple personalities so im consistently inconsistent i feel like. garden variety nerd, lgbtqia+, i do not take kindly to pro war sentiment, misogyny, capitalist, or basically anything right wing. What am i for? Free palestine, ACAB, transrights.
Enthusiastic walk. 2🔥💀
Sorcery
Until end of turn whenever a creature dies you gain life equal to its toughness and equiped creatures you control have ↩️: this creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker
Sorcery
Until end of turn whenever a creature dies you gain life equal to its toughness and equiped creatures you control have ↩️: this creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker
September 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Enthusiastic walk. 2🔥💀
Sorcery
Until end of turn whenever a creature dies you gain life equal to its toughness and equiped creatures you control have ↩️: this creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker
Sorcery
Until end of turn whenever a creature dies you gain life equal to its toughness and equiped creatures you control have ↩️: this creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker
With #magicthegathering #titanbreach showing that realms can clash now what realm clashes would you like to see amd why. Heres a few of mine
Innistrad vs theros. I think comparable power scaling and mixed vibe would make for some cool matchups.
Kalidesh vs Ravnica. Skyships in the ravnican skyline
Innistrad vs theros. I think comparable power scaling and mixed vibe would make for some cool matchups.
Kalidesh vs Ravnica. Skyships in the ravnican skyline
Powder Blimp Airship Arcane
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September 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
With #magicthegathering #titanbreach showing that realms can clash now what realm clashes would you like to see amd why. Heres a few of mine
Innistrad vs theros. I think comparable power scaling and mixed vibe would make for some cool matchups.
Kalidesh vs Ravnica. Skyships in the ravnican skyline
Innistrad vs theros. I think comparable power scaling and mixed vibe would make for some cool matchups.
Kalidesh vs Ravnica. Skyships in the ravnican skyline
Things i want from #mtg #magicthegathering #titanbreach.
1. A green frog with mutate maybe with fog
2. A white koi fish with mutate that makes a treasure token each mutate
3. A white samurai mothrider riding a luminous broodmoth pref legendary.
4. A mutates matter mech or a mech with mutate
(1/2)
1. A green frog with mutate maybe with fog
2. A white koi fish with mutate that makes a treasure token each mutate
3. A white samurai mothrider riding a luminous broodmoth pref legendary.
4. A mutates matter mech or a mech with mutate
(1/2)
Otachi Destroys Hong Kong City
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September 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Things i want from #mtg #magicthegathering #titanbreach.
1. A green frog with mutate maybe with fog
2. A white koi fish with mutate that makes a treasure token each mutate
3. A white samurai mothrider riding a luminous broodmoth pref legendary.
4. A mutates matter mech or a mech with mutate
(1/2)
1. A green frog with mutate maybe with fog
2. A white koi fish with mutate that makes a treasure token each mutate
3. A white samurai mothrider riding a luminous broodmoth pref legendary.
4. A mutates matter mech or a mech with mutate
(1/2)
So I've not been on the scene in a while for #mtg so I naturally have questions like.
If I mutate dream tail herron onto the belligerent that means it's no longer legendary right? And it's a bird right. But what if I cast reckless crew? It's not an artifact anymore. But it has crew so
If I mutate dream tail herron onto the belligerent that means it's no longer legendary right? And it's a bird right. But what if I cast reckless crew? It's not an artifact anymore. But it has crew so
August 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
So I've not been on the scene in a while for #mtg so I naturally have questions like.
If I mutate dream tail herron onto the belligerent that means it's no longer legendary right? And it's a bird right. But what if I cast reckless crew? It's not an artifact anymore. But it has crew so
If I mutate dream tail herron onto the belligerent that means it's no longer legendary right? And it's a bird right. But what if I cast reckless crew? It's not an artifact anymore. But it has crew so
So in light of not-so-recent events I will be releasing my new diss track "Fuck Ea-Nasir"
August 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
So in light of not-so-recent events I will be releasing my new diss track "Fuck Ea-Nasir"
I've concluded I don't really enjoy playing Edgar Markov #mtg.
I originally built an Elenda the dusk rose because I adored her original aesthetic. femme vampire conquistador? Metal. I loved how her lore tied to her mechanics. And I loved token generation. But I was peer pressured into making Markov
I originally built an Elenda the dusk rose because I adored her original aesthetic. femme vampire conquistador? Metal. I loved how her lore tied to her mechanics. And I loved token generation. But I was peer pressured into making Markov
Vampire Hunter D: Vampire Bite Scene
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August 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I've concluded I don't really enjoy playing Edgar Markov #mtg.
I originally built an Elenda the dusk rose because I adored her original aesthetic. femme vampire conquistador? Metal. I loved how her lore tied to her mechanics. And I loved token generation. But I was peer pressured into making Markov
I originally built an Elenda the dusk rose because I adored her original aesthetic. femme vampire conquistador? Metal. I loved how her lore tied to her mechanics. And I loved token generation. But I was peer pressured into making Markov
Jus-like th'bi'd piper PB rats threw the Streets. Weed ants like Mary Annets. So wink to the Sim Phony
OF DESTRUCTION!
OF DESTRUCTION!
August 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Jus-like th'bi'd piper PB rats threw the Streets. Weed ants like Mary Annets. So wink to the Sim Phony
OF DESTRUCTION!
OF DESTRUCTION!
So what is an mtg horror? A terrifying often tentacled monster that defies reason.
And what is an eldrazi? A terrifying often tentacled monster that defies reason.
So what's the difference? One is a lovecraftian multi positioning quantum beast come to devour meaning and the other one is scary.
And what is an eldrazi? A terrifying often tentacled monster that defies reason.
So what's the difference? One is a lovecraftian multi positioning quantum beast come to devour meaning and the other one is scary.
August 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
So what is an mtg horror? A terrifying often tentacled monster that defies reason.
And what is an eldrazi? A terrifying often tentacled monster that defies reason.
So what's the difference? One is a lovecraftian multi positioning quantum beast come to devour meaning and the other one is scary.
And what is an eldrazi? A terrifying often tentacled monster that defies reason.
So what's the difference? One is a lovecraftian multi positioning quantum beast come to devour meaning and the other one is scary.
How it feels to play commander
"Ok. I'm going to take my pair of scissors and snip your $54.13. then I will tap my 10¢ in lands to play $1 but because I have $13 on the board I will copy $1 as many times as I like. I will then burn 1 billion imaginary dollars to pay you to never play with me again."
"Ok. I'm going to take my pair of scissors and snip your $54.13. then I will tap my 10¢ in lands to play $1 but because I have $13 on the board I will copy $1 as many times as I like. I will then burn 1 billion imaginary dollars to pay you to never play with me again."
August 13, 2026 at 2:44 AM
How it feels to play commander
"Ok. I'm going to take my pair of scissors and snip your $54.13. then I will tap my 10¢ in lands to play $1 but because I have $13 on the board I will copy $1 as many times as I like. I will then burn 1 billion imaginary dollars to pay you to never play with me again."
"Ok. I'm going to take my pair of scissors and snip your $54.13. then I will tap my 10¢ in lands to play $1 but because I have $13 on the board I will copy $1 as many times as I like. I will then burn 1 billion imaginary dollars to pay you to never play with me again."
Who's dripiest
Pirates or doppelsoldner
Pirates or doppelsoldner
August 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Who's dripiest
Pirates or doppelsoldner
Pirates or doppelsoldner
Introduce a new #mtg keyword it can riff off old keyword ideas but it can't have exact text of another existing keyword.
Lieutenant:
This card has all abilities written on the cards of your commanders.
Lieutenant:
This card has all abilities written on the cards of your commanders.
August 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Introduce a new #mtg keyword it can riff off old keyword ideas but it can't have exact text of another existing keyword.
Lieutenant:
This card has all abilities written on the cards of your commanders.
Lieutenant:
This card has all abilities written on the cards of your commanders.
#mtg
For the opportunity to enter the multiverse of Magic the gathering as a planeswalker of moderate power level, you must take 2 of your commander decks and put them together with no edits aside from all redundant cards are replaced with basics unless it permits multiple copies. Choose your decks.
For the opportunity to enter the multiverse of Magic the gathering as a planeswalker of moderate power level, you must take 2 of your commander decks and put them together with no edits aside from all redundant cards are replaced with basics unless it permits multiple copies. Choose your decks.
MTG Magic The Gathering: Trap of Eternity
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August 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
#mtg
For the opportunity to enter the multiverse of Magic the gathering as a planeswalker of moderate power level, you must take 2 of your commander decks and put them together with no edits aside from all redundant cards are replaced with basics unless it permits multiple copies. Choose your decks.
For the opportunity to enter the multiverse of Magic the gathering as a planeswalker of moderate power level, you must take 2 of your commander decks and put them together with no edits aside from all redundant cards are replaced with basics unless it permits multiple copies. Choose your decks.
Things I say playing Vial smasher + Sakashima. #mtg
Since I have a copy creature of your mondrak, I create 2 token copies of him. . . But that's 4 token copies of him. So I tap my 21 Magda's for. . . .
21x21×2x2x2x2x2 uhhhhhh 14,112 treasure tokens.
Then I play my whole deck making 6 Nicol Bolas
Since I have a copy creature of your mondrak, I create 2 token copies of him. . . But that's 4 token copies of him. So I tap my 21 Magda's for. . . .
21x21×2x2x2x2x2 uhhhhhh 14,112 treasure tokens.
Then I play my whole deck making 6 Nicol Bolas
Star Wars Clonetroopers
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August 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Things I say playing Vial smasher + Sakashima. #mtg
Since I have a copy creature of your mondrak, I create 2 token copies of him. . . But that's 4 token copies of him. So I tap my 21 Magda's for. . . .
21x21×2x2x2x2x2 uhhhhhh 14,112 treasure tokens.
Then I play my whole deck making 6 Nicol Bolas
Since I have a copy creature of your mondrak, I create 2 token copies of him. . . But that's 4 token copies of him. So I tap my 21 Magda's for. . . .
21x21×2x2x2x2x2 uhhhhhh 14,112 treasure tokens.
Then I play my whole deck making 6 Nicol Bolas
A game I like to play. What would have happened if *villain* won. Today's episode Elesh Norn from #mtg
"Oh it's the end of the world"
No. Elesh norn would convert all life to her orthodoxy but phyrexians are clearly thinking creatures capable of Rebelion these days. They are just loyal to phyrexia.
"Oh it's the end of the world"
No. Elesh norn would convert all life to her orthodoxy but phyrexians are clearly thinking creatures capable of Rebelion these days. They are just loyal to phyrexia.
Elesh Norn: All Will Be One (MTG Phyrexia)
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August 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
A game I like to play. What would have happened if *villain* won. Today's episode Elesh Norn from #mtg
"Oh it's the end of the world"
No. Elesh norn would convert all life to her orthodoxy but phyrexians are clearly thinking creatures capable of Rebelion these days. They are just loyal to phyrexia.
"Oh it's the end of the world"
No. Elesh norn would convert all life to her orthodoxy but phyrexians are clearly thinking creatures capable of Rebelion these days. They are just loyal to phyrexia.
Was thinking Abt the live action Constantine Film with Keanu Reeves and it begged the question for me about my favorite role cast in the movie.
@blackpurist.com
Would you ponder the orb with Papa Midnight? Archmage tier or poser?
@blackpurist.com
Would you ponder the orb with Papa Midnight? Archmage tier or poser?
July 31, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Was thinking Abt the live action Constantine Film with Keanu Reeves and it begged the question for me about my favorite role cast in the movie.
@blackpurist.com
Would you ponder the orb with Papa Midnight? Archmage tier or poser?
@blackpurist.com
Would you ponder the orb with Papa Midnight? Archmage tier or poser?
I am begging WOTC to stop giving mono-green cards draw and treasures. Treasure artifact tokens should be non-green consolation ramp not an enhancement to the already busted mana arcs of green decks and how do you justify harmony being a mono green card. The color wheel cannot handle this disrespect
July 22, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I am begging WOTC to stop giving mono-green cards draw and treasures. Treasure artifact tokens should be non-green consolation ramp not an enhancement to the already busted mana arcs of green decks and how do you justify harmony being a mono green card. The color wheel cannot handle this disrespect
Them: you need to let it go. It was years ago. It's not healthy for you to remember all the ways we hurt you on purpose.
Me an actual protos: MY LIFE FOR IRE!!!
#starcraft #starcraft2 #protos #healing
Me an actual protos: MY LIFE FOR IRE!!!
#starcraft #starcraft2 #protos #healing
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June 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Them: you need to let it go. It was years ago. It's not healthy for you to remember all the ways we hurt you on purpose.
Me an actual protos: MY LIFE FOR IRE!!!
#starcraft #starcraft2 #protos #healing
Me an actual protos: MY LIFE FOR IRE!!!
#starcraft #starcraft2 #protos #healing
I feel as though SOMEONE involved with the Jason Momoa Aquaman movies had seen and loved Legend of the tsunami warrior
May 4, 2026 at 6:35 AM
I feel as though SOMEONE involved with the Jason Momoa Aquaman movies had seen and loved Legend of the tsunami warrior
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Hi !
#portfolioday
I'm a freelance artist working in the publishing industry and for Magic the gathering.
I love painting illustrations with movement and emotion.
#portfolioday
I'm a freelance artist working in the publishing industry and for Magic the gathering.
I love painting illustrations with movement and emotion.
April 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Hi !
#portfolioday
I'm a freelance artist working in the publishing industry and for Magic the gathering.
I love painting illustrations with movement and emotion.
#portfolioday
I'm a freelance artist working in the publishing industry and for Magic the gathering.
I love painting illustrations with movement and emotion.
Just started playing #wherewindsmeet and omfg this game is so PRETTY And so massive feeling. Everywhere I look there's new stuff to explore. It feels dense. Almost too dense. Having loads of fun getting lost in all these cool places. It really scratches the wuxia itch better than dynasty warriors
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April 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Just started playing #wherewindsmeet and omfg this game is so PRETTY And so massive feeling. Everywhere I look there's new stuff to explore. It feels dense. Almost too dense. Having loads of fun getting lost in all these cool places. It really scratches the wuxia itch better than dynasty warriors
Who else misses Heroes of might and magic. The music, the flavor, the city maps. I'd love to see a new one made by someone other than Ubisoft or the other offenders in video game development. #videgames #fantasy #homm3
April 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Who else misses Heroes of might and magic. The music, the flavor, the city maps. I'd love to see a new one made by someone other than Ubisoft or the other offenders in video game development. #videgames #fantasy #homm3
#Mtg #magicthegathering color ethics 🔥💧💀
#grixis ethics.
A framework of ethical living within the grixis pallette would be rooted in the understanding that what is good for oneself is good for everyone. The ethical #Maestro sees the common benefit to be found when everyone has control of their own
#grixis ethics.
A framework of ethical living within the grixis pallette would be rooted in the understanding that what is good for oneself is good for everyone. The ethical #Maestro sees the common benefit to be found when everyone has control of their own
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March 23, 2026 at 10:23 PM
#Mtg #magicthegathering color ethics 🔥💧💀
#grixis ethics.
A framework of ethical living within the grixis pallette would be rooted in the understanding that what is good for oneself is good for everyone. The ethical #Maestro sees the common benefit to be found when everyone has control of their own
#grixis ethics.
A framework of ethical living within the grixis pallette would be rooted in the understanding that what is good for oneself is good for everyone. The ethical #Maestro sees the common benefit to be found when everyone has control of their own
#dnd #ttrpg hot take:
Most Irl samurai were Barbarians
Unarmored robes to Lamelar Scale (medium). Two-handed swords, polearms, and bows. Scary mask. fights till dead. nature spirit worship. Eschews shields because dying in battke is fine as long of you kill them dead. Not a plate-clad fortress.
Most Irl samurai were Barbarians
Unarmored robes to Lamelar Scale (medium). Two-handed swords, polearms, and bows. Scary mask. fights till dead. nature spirit worship. Eschews shields because dying in battke is fine as long of you kill them dead. Not a plate-clad fortress.
March 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
#Dnd drag queen/king names
Bhall Durzgate
Magic Mistlez
Waterdeep Hole
Zonna Truth
Acid Era
Carona Madness
Mira Image
Dominate Stage
Spell Slut
Finger Ovdeth
Dewie levelup
Myrrh De'hobo
Canter Rip
Whore lock
Paula Dyn
Rhea Frost
Shillelagh indaskirt
Anna Matedead
Vicious Mochrie
Polly Morphine
Bhall Durzgate
Magic Mistlez
Waterdeep Hole
Zonna Truth
Acid Era
Carona Madness
Mira Image
Dominate Stage
Spell Slut
Finger Ovdeth
Dewie levelup
Myrrh De'hobo
Canter Rip
Whore lock
Paula Dyn
Rhea Frost
Shillelagh indaskirt
Anna Matedead
Vicious Mochrie
Polly Morphine
March 8, 2026 at 3:01 AM
#Dnd drag queen/king names
Bhall Durzgate
Magic Mistlez
Waterdeep Hole
Zonna Truth
Acid Era
Carona Madness
Mira Image
Dominate Stage
Spell Slut
Finger Ovdeth
Dewie levelup
Myrrh De'hobo
Canter Rip
Whore lock
Paula Dyn
Rhea Frost
Shillelagh indaskirt
Anna Matedead
Vicious Mochrie
Polly Morphine
Bhall Durzgate
Magic Mistlez
Waterdeep Hole
Zonna Truth
Acid Era
Carona Madness
Mira Image
Dominate Stage
Spell Slut
Finger Ovdeth
Dewie levelup
Myrrh De'hobo
Canter Rip
Whore lock
Paula Dyn
Rhea Frost
Shillelagh indaskirt
Anna Matedead
Vicious Mochrie
Polly Morphine