King Goomba
@royaloctoomb.bsky.social
Not related to Nintendo (obviously), ex minion
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King Goomba
@royaloctoomb.bsky.social
· May 9
[Pinned]
“I’m really starting to get used to this place…it’s chaotic but still good”
-No 18+/NSFW
-Multi Muse
-likes & retweets of this pinned are appreciated!
-tags in thread
“I’m really starting to get used to this place…it’s chaotic but still good”
-No 18+/NSFW
-Multi Muse
-likes & retweets of this pinned are appreciated!
-tags in thread
//If any of my “Friends” ever saw this, they’d instantly start to act like they care about someone as horrible as me
//All I do in life is weigh people down and waste all their time
//I shouldn’t have interacted with anyone in the first place
//I’m just a horrible waste of humanity
//All I do in life is weigh people down and waste all their time
//I shouldn’t have interacted with anyone in the first place
//I’m just a horrible waste of humanity
//Sometimes I still wonder if everyone’s lives are just better off if I just stopped existing
//I’ve felt ignored by my friends for a while
//I’m just a horrible person and everyone I’ve met had their lives ruined as soon as they spoke to me
//Good for them on ignoring me
//I’ve felt ignored by my friends for a while
//I’m just a horrible person and everyone I’ve met had their lives ruined as soon as they spoke to me
//Good for them on ignoring me
March 12, 2026 at 7:17 AM
//If any of my “Friends” ever saw this, they’d instantly start to act like they care about someone as horrible as me
//All I do in life is weigh people down and waste all their time
//I shouldn’t have interacted with anyone in the first place
//I’m just a horrible waste of humanity
//All I do in life is weigh people down and waste all their time
//I shouldn’t have interacted with anyone in the first place
//I’m just a horrible waste of humanity
//Sometimes I still wonder if everyone’s lives are just better off if I just stopped existing
//I’ve felt ignored by my friends for a while
//I’m just a horrible person and everyone I’ve met had their lives ruined as soon as they spoke to me
//Good for them on ignoring me
//I’ve felt ignored by my friends for a while
//I’m just a horrible person and everyone I’ve met had their lives ruined as soon as they spoke to me
//Good for them on ignoring me
March 12, 2026 at 7:13 AM
//Sometimes I still wonder if everyone’s lives are just better off if I just stopped existing
//I’ve felt ignored by my friends for a while
//I’m just a horrible person and everyone I’ve met had their lives ruined as soon as they spoke to me
//Good for them on ignoring me
//I’ve felt ignored by my friends for a while
//I’m just a horrible person and everyone I’ve met had their lives ruined as soon as they spoke to me
//Good for them on ignoring me
I miss my friends
February 20, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I miss my friends
*staring at his super crown, contemplating*
It feels like it’s been a while…maybe I should put it on for a few seconds (…if it chooses to hop off after a few seconds)
It feels like it’s been a while…maybe I should put it on for a few seconds (…if it chooses to hop off after a few seconds)
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
*staring at his super crown, contemplating*
It feels like it’s been a while…maybe I should put it on for a few seconds (…if it chooses to hop off after a few seconds)
It feels like it’s been a while…maybe I should put it on for a few seconds (…if it chooses to hop off after a few seconds)
//who am I kidding? All the accounts following me and me following them are dead
October 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
//who am I kidding? All the accounts following me and me following them are dead
//hey guys, I have to try being active on here more, because my Twitter account got locked
October 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
//hey guys, I have to try being active on here more, because my Twitter account got locked
-MAIN MUSE-
-The Main muse is the one that is obviously used the most
-Concept might be a bit stupid, but I’m warming up to my ideas
-The Main muse is the one that is obviously used the most
-Concept might be a bit stupid, but I’m warming up to my ideas
May 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
-MAIN MUSE-
-The Main muse is the one that is obviously used the most
-Concept might be a bit stupid, but I’m warming up to my ideas
-The Main muse is the one that is obviously used the most
-Concept might be a bit stupid, but I’m warming up to my ideas
//new pinned under constitution, it will take a while cuz drafts don’t exist here
May 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
//new pinned under constitution, it will take a while cuz drafts don’t exist here
[Pinned]
“I’m really starting to get used to this place…it’s chaotic but still good”
-No 18+/NSFW
-Multi Muse
-likes & retweets of this pinned are appreciated!
-tags in thread
“I’m really starting to get used to this place…it’s chaotic but still good”
-No 18+/NSFW
-Multi Muse
-likes & retweets of this pinned are appreciated!
-tags in thread
May 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
[Pinned]
“I’m really starting to get used to this place…it’s chaotic but still good”
-No 18+/NSFW
-Multi Muse
-likes & retweets of this pinned are appreciated!
-tags in thread
“I’m really starting to get used to this place…it’s chaotic but still good”
-No 18+/NSFW
-Multi Muse
-likes & retweets of this pinned are appreciated!
-tags in thread
//time to do some updating, this could take a while
May 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
//time to do some updating, this could take a while
//Hm…not that many people are active on here
//time to crash out
//I fucking hate my life, it seems like everyone just wants me dead, nobody gives af about me, all they do is pretend, and I can’t take it anymore, yet every time I almost get close to ending it for good, I stop for some reason…WHY?!
//time to crash out
//I fucking hate my life, it seems like everyone just wants me dead, nobody gives af about me, all they do is pretend, and I can’t take it anymore, yet every time I almost get close to ending it for good, I stop for some reason…WHY?!
May 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
//Hm…not that many people are active on here
//time to crash out
//I fucking hate my life, it seems like everyone just wants me dead, nobody gives af about me, all they do is pretend, and I can’t take it anymore, yet every time I almost get close to ending it for good, I stop for some reason…WHY?!
//time to crash out
//I fucking hate my life, it seems like everyone just wants me dead, nobody gives af about me, all they do is pretend, and I can’t take it anymore, yet every time I almost get close to ending it for good, I stop for some reason…WHY?!
Bob-omb: *notices an octopod* Hey, is that another walking bomb?
*it notices him*
Bob-omb: Oh, it’s running towards me! Hi, my name’s Bob-omb! What is your n-
*it explodes in front of him*
Bob-omb: …Whyyy…
*it notices him*
Bob-omb: Oh, it’s running towards me! Hi, my name’s Bob-omb! What is your n-
*it explodes in front of him*
Bob-omb: …Whyyy…
April 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Bob-omb: *notices an octopod* Hey, is that another walking bomb?
*it notices him*
Bob-omb: Oh, it’s running towards me! Hi, my name’s Bob-omb! What is your n-
*it explodes in front of him*
Bob-omb: …Whyyy…
*it notices him*
Bob-omb: Oh, it’s running towards me! Hi, my name’s Bob-omb! What is your n-
*it explodes in front of him*
Bob-omb: …Whyyy…
And, Spring Fest is over *collapses*
April 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
And, Spring Fest is over *collapses*
//I’d be mostly active on here if there was some more stuff, yes I know this place is better than Twitter, but it just feels kinda empty
April 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
//I’d be mostly active on here if there was some more stuff, yes I know this place is better than Twitter, but it just feels kinda empty
//AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
//Hey
//Hey
March 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
//AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
//Hey
//Hey
@agentredd-17.bsky.social *tappin Redd’s shoulder* Redd?
February 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
@agentredd-17.bsky.social *tappin Redd’s shoulder* Redd?
//I wish I could be more active on here
January 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
//I wish I could be more active on here
Luma: Hey Lumalee, how come we never age?
Lumalee: *slowly looks towards a different direction* No one knows…
Luma: What are you staring at?
Lumalee: …I don’t know
Lumalee: *slowly looks towards a different direction* No one knows…
Luma: What are you staring at?
Lumalee: …I don’t know
January 22, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Luma: Hey Lumalee, how come we never age?
Lumalee: *slowly looks towards a different direction* No one knows…
Luma: What are you staring at?
Lumalee: …I don’t know
Lumalee: *slowly looks towards a different direction* No one knows…
Luma: What are you staring at?
Lumalee: …I don’t know
I’m surprised to say the least
I swear if Team Money wins
January 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’m surprised to say the least
I swear if Team Money wins
January 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I swear if Team Money wins
//I’m not active on here that much cuz of notifs, and dm stuff, and what not
January 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
//I’m not active on here that much cuz of notifs, and dm stuff, and what not
It’s been one year since I first got my super crown
December 26, 2024 at 5:26 PM
It’s been one year since I first got my super crown
Does anyone remember Sud?
December 8, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Does anyone remember Sud?