Royal 👑
royaltheartist.bsky.social
Royal 👑
@royaltheartist.bsky.social
Sorry, honey, Daddy can't read to you right now he's too busy prompting
October 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Scamming people over the phone, misleading hoax news stories, stealing content from various creators and now helping fathers streamline their negligence. Is there no end to the benefits and utility of AI?
October 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Shocked to learn Roger Deakins didn't win an Oscar until 2017
October 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Republicans do not accept Germ Theory example no. 2350
October 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Good bit of journalism from Al-jazeera:

"Trump has been known to make grandiose, often false or exaggerated statements during the ongoing US-Israel war on Iran."
October 7, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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October 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Onion has been making fun of Trump and Republicans for years to no real effect but a bunch of soft liberals think a joke about the Dems will ruin them
October 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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At this point if you are choosing a mid children's book over the lives of real human beings I regard you the exact same way as the men posting "retvrn" under a 1950's advertisement for laundry detergent that he's dumb enough to think is real
October 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Blocking the exit gesture in an app to force a "Rate and review" pop up should be punishable by being dropped into a pool of sharks
October 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Burning Man still has this weird halo. People treating it like it's this spiritual experience when it's a party for rich people that has probably permanently destroyed a desert ecology
October 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
At this point I don't think there's a reason to be using Adobe beyond momentum or the org someone works at pays for it
October 7, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Kala Paint is out!

I'm @olawson.bsky.social , professional artist for 15 years, then game dev, now wrote the painting software I wish I'd been using all this time.

GPU-run creamy brushes, no subscription, no gen AI crap, hand-coded with ideas from artists in our Discord, and more added weekly!
September 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Again, GOP politicians are just openly admitting to DV and pedophilia these days. They most be stopped
NEW: GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx told backers on a Zoom call last night that he doesn't regret slamming his wife into a door to teach her a lesson about self-defense. "I'd do it again," Marx said.

Marx says she fake cried and physicality is just the nature of their relationship.
October 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Did you know that you can find out what DSA and also Hasan Piker believe and are working towards by directly listening to them rather than reading about them in The Bulwark, The Atlantic, or WSJ or being told by CNN or Fox? www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCcg...
Hasan Piker & DSA - “Workers Deserve More” - a Conversation and Q&A
YouTube video by Democratic Socialists of America
www.youtube.com
October 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
"I will return... Avengers: Doomsday"
Wrong answers only. My bet:
thanks for all the fish.
October 7, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I do not think trump is planning a false flag I think he's a self serving narcissist who was playing to his rabid base who fucking hate everything
October 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Police are oppose because they don't want a "permanent tax," so I've come up with a compromise solution: no new tax, but we'll increase the firefighter budget by taking from the LAPD budget. After that, we'll also eliminate the rest of the LAPD budget
The LAPD union is spending millions to defeat a half cent sales tax that would fund firefighters www.latimes.com/california/s...
October 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I'm sorry, Danny Trejo is making a pro-ICE movie with the Daily Wire? Insane way to just torpedo a reputation
October 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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dumb things I wish to make for myself
October 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I enjoyed Lanterns but can't shake the feeling it justified child abuse
October 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Really feel like "Republicans are actually just running a pedophile for office" should get more attention
October 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
If the goal is to stop Republicans, what's the point of voting for Democrats who signal they'll adopt Republican policies? It's the policies I'm trying to stop
October 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Gavin Newsom could have held the line in this. Instead he knowingly let CNN get taken over by right-wing aristocrats for... what, exactly?
NEW: Paramount Skydance completes its $110 billion takeover of Warner Bros Discovery creating a Hollywood heavyweight called Skydance and handing CEO David Ellison control of one of the world’s largest entertainment companies.
Paramount completes $110B Warner Bros. merger to form Skydance
The deal puts CEO David ‌Ellison in control of one of the world’s largest entertainment companies.
nbcnews.to
October 6, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Jasmine Crockett giving awards to Chris Brown but refusing to back Talarico
October 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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The most likely explanation for the endorsement is that he best represents every single Republican voter (pedophile).
bsky.app/profile/sun-...
Palm Beach County Clerk of Courts Mike Caruso, suspended after his arrest on allegations he molested a young child, said he still “intend[s] to win” the November election.

And the Palm Beach County Republican Party endorsed him today.

Via @miamiherald.com
Palm Beach County GOP endorses candidate accused of child sex abuse
Suspended Palm Beach County Clerk of Courts Mike Caruso said he has not abandoned his campaign, nor has the local Republican Party abandoned him, even after his arrest on child sex abuse charges.
www.sun-sentinel.com
October 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM