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The post I so wanted to make at halftime of the Vikings-Packers game would not have aged well.
September 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
No way the Twins can even finish .500 if Buxton, Lewis and Larnoch don’t hit.
August 24, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The Minnesota Twins just played the worst game they’ve played in a decade. Go get’em tomorrow, boys.
July 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The Red Sox look very much like they’re throwing this game. Terrible look for baseball.
June 29, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Minnesota Twins: Time put James Outman on the Topa train.
May 27, 2026 at 2:37 AM
The drunk redneck assholes at Harbour Town disgraced themselves with their “USA! USA!” chants and their stony silence (and a few jeers) when Fitzpatrick beat Scheffler in the RBC playoff. America just keeps endearing itself to the world.
April 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
The Twins currently have the worst defensive team in their history.
April 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Does this make 9 wars Trump has ended?
April 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
When my father was shot down in World War II, it took him decades to talk about it. Now we have a president and his military bootlicks who may never stop patting themselves on the back for rescuing a downed pilot.
April 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Didn’t get my check in Goodyear, AZ, either.
March 29, 2026 at 2:33 AM
How about that ballroom, folks?
March 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Reposted by rshefchik
Hmm. The US is giving $10 billion in taxpayer dollars, not appropriated by Congress, to a fake board set up by the President and which he put himself in charge of *for life*... seems very, very illegal.
Trump: "I want to let you know that United States is going to make a contribution of $10 billion to the Board of Peace." (Congress has not appropriated this money!)
February 19, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Mediocre game completely overshadowed by the best halftime show in Super Bowl history.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Reposted by rshefchik
I wrote this yesterday about the hero city of Minneapolis

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOW...
BILLY BRAGG - CITY OF HEROES
YouTube video by Billy Bragg
www.youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Maduro will be pardoned as soon as his check clears.
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The most Vikings thing ever: In the midst of a lost season, posting a dominant win that will cost them a better draft choice.
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Roto-Rooter’s ad agency is kicking ass this holiday season.
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The “play Brosmer!” people can go back to yelling at the refs at their kids’ Pony League games.
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I profoundly disagreed with O’Connell’s decision to pass up the game-tying field goal and go for it on 4th down, ignoring his best player (Reichard) and putting the ball in the hands of his worst player.
November 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Gausman’s a hell of a pitcher, but his gum-throwing routine is disgusting.
October 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Despite all the gambling scandals in the news, the Gophers couldn’t be throwing this game to Iowa. A real fix would look much less suspicious.
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The Vikings might as well have brought Y.A.Tittle out of retirement to play QB.
October 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I didn’t see Skubal giving Hinsch the Jack Morris “Fuck if I’m coming out of this game” statement.
October 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The Kansas City Chiefs have very little magic left. Taylor Swift is asking for Trevor Lawrence’s phone number.
October 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM