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Rumpleputty
@rumpleputty.bsky.social
🔞 Artist. 43. He/Him. Non-monogamous. Eternal enjoyer of smut, hobbyist doodler of same. There's a good chance I'll draw your OC if I like her enough.
NO GenAI allowed anywhere near this account. Learn to draw, you f*ckin thief.
Turns out upvoting nsfw posts on reddit does not count towards your daily streak, but downvoting promoted ai company ads *does* count. And they repost those ads every single day.
August 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Gaming industry: God of War spin-off but you play as a woman!
Gamers: Boooooo! You suck!
Gaming industry: Stellar Blade sequel where you play as a woman!
Gamers: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
June 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Well shit, I've used up all my gacha luck for the rest of the year. First a double Anis in Nikke and now a double Diana in CZN. 😵
April 26, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Ohhhh shiiiiiiiiiiii my first triple SSR and it came with a spare Anis right off the bat? This half anni is gonna be great!
April 23, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Suddenly filled with the urge to draw buttholes for some reason... 🤔
April 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Friend asked me to design a logo for them, which means I've fired up CSP for the first time in months, which further means my first instinct was to doodle boobs. Old habits.
April 14, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Holy DAYUM ShiftUp ain't even being subtle with this one 👀
April 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I stopped playing ZZZ months ago but can someone explain to me why everyone thinks Wise has mad game? 🤔
March 31, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Nikke dating sim bad endings are totally worth it
March 22, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I'm pretty good at Connections but I fuckin hate Wordle, dude. Fuck Wordle.
March 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Tried Lost Sword for a few weeks. Very horny but still pretty tame. Gameplay quite boring. Deleted.
Tried Dragon Traveler for an hour. More tongue-in-cheek swelf-aware horny, still pretty tame. Gameplay also boring. Deleted.
February 24, 2026 at 4:05 PM
When that Frieren show came out I saw someone describe her as "the most sexless character they'd ever seen" and ever since then any time I see any R34 art of Frieren it just feels odd. 🤷‍♂️ I've never seen it but it's strange that one random internet comment has influenced my opinion.
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Okay, Chaos Zero Nightmare might be more horny than I originally thought... These are lobby backgrounds you get when you reach level 10 affinity with your agents.
January 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Just watched my gf's cat vault himself over and off the top of my computer monitor. Right in front of me. The fucking audacity I swear to dog. 😐
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Wasted so many tickets on Brid and Diesel and didn't pull a single one, then I get Snew White on my FIRST TEN PULL are you KIDDING ME LFG
December 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Reposted by Rumpleputty
8K YCH Giveaway 🎉 (thank you!)

One winner will be chosen to have their OC inserted into this illustration!

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💙Like + Repost (no quotes)

💙Optional: Reply with your OC!

Feminine characters only, gock welcome. (Breast size will not be heavily altered)
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Welp, I intended to spend 2025 drawing more and then my whole year wound up being stressful and busy and any desire I had to draw went straight into the shitter. Oh well. Happy NYE fellow gooners. Maybe 2026 won't suck as bad.
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Okay, so Chaos Zero Nightmare isn't overtly horny (standard hot waifu gacha bait) but it IS pretty fun. Like a sci-fi anime Slay the Spire/Darkest Dungeon sort of thing where your cute waifus can get horrifically traumatized and severely brutalized by eldritch horrors if you're not careful.
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Anyone try Chaos Zero Nightmare yet? New gacha games. Is it horny? Please tell me it's horny.
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Gamers: "Man, Black Ops 7 was dogwater. I'm finally sick of playing the same game every year."
Me: "But you let them get all the way to a SEVENTH Blops game before you got mad enough about it. That's not even the main CoD series. It's a spin-off. And you still bought SEVEN OF THEM."
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What's the gooner-iest gacha game? I already play Nikke (tells but never shows re: banging Nikkes) and Brown Dust II (much more softcore content but still nothing explicit) but I'm wondering if there's a mobile gacha you guys are playing that gets even hornier?
(If you suggest ZZZ I'm blocking you)
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Overwatch isn't worth making porn of anymore. Its time has passed.
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"Do you hate the fact that you sometimes have to leave your sanctuary and venture out into the Real World where there are OTHER PEOPLE who have the fucking audacity to MAKE NOISE by simply EXISTING?!

Well FUCK THAT! LOOP EARPLUGS! BUY THEM and IGNORE REALITY!"
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I finally pulled out the old Wacom after months of not drawing anything.

Oof.

This is gonna take a bit of time. Verrrry rusty 😅
I'll get it back. Just gotta do my reps.
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Reposted by Rumpleputty
This is one of my most recent, I've already reposted it a lot. But I do really like it.
I have a small animation loop of them that I should be able to send out eventually. ( I didn't even start working on it)
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM