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me as a medieval peasant getting my back broken over a wheel:
“harder, further, yes”
“harder, further, yes”
September 24, 2026 at 4:05 PM
me as a medieval peasant getting my back broken over a wheel:
“harder, further, yes”
“harder, further, yes”
if a straight man can tell you his major 3 astrology placements trust he is more ran through than a tractor during harvest season
September 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
if a straight man can tell you his major 3 astrology placements trust he is more ran through than a tractor during harvest season
“i would give you the moon if you wanted it” do i look like fucking Gru to you are you calling me fat
August 18, 2026 at 2:22 PM
“i would give you the moon if you wanted it” do i look like fucking Gru to you are you calling me fat
anxiety is like experiencing one of those surprise fire drills except it’s your brain going “so here’s what we’re going to do if you have a gun pointed at you”
August 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
anxiety is like experiencing one of those surprise fire drills except it’s your brain going “so here’s what we’re going to do if you have a gun pointed at you”
when it comes to making a playlist nobody asked for yes i do see myself as an artist
July 25, 2026 at 2:14 PM
when it comes to making a playlist nobody asked for yes i do see myself as an artist
the best way to watch a movie? on someone else’s airplane screen through the seat cracks
July 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
the best way to watch a movie? on someone else’s airplane screen through the seat cracks
one time I was on a date and I heard my date mumble to himself while I was mid sentence “I can fix her”
May 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
one time I was on a date and I heard my date mumble to himself while I was mid sentence “I can fix her”
all that personal growth and development during my youth just to wake up at dawn and head to work still tired and very gassy
April 17, 2026 at 1:50 PM
all that personal growth and development during my youth just to wake up at dawn and head to work still tired and very gassy
idk i just feel like grown men getting strep throat means they’re a hoe
April 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
idk i just feel like grown men getting strep throat means they’re a hoe
wtf is it with white people just standing SO DAMN CLOSE TO YOU IN PUBLIIIICCCC
March 30, 2026 at 4:28 PM
wtf is it with white people just standing SO DAMN CLOSE TO YOU IN PUBLIIIICCCC
being a woman with a big purse is a holy experience men will never understand I’m walking around with a day planner, sunscreen, 3 lip balms, 2 pairs of sunglasses, 4 scrunchies, gum, Advil, Tylenol, Tums, Lactaids, a 2lb chuck steak, and a travel visa application to Ghana
March 28, 2026 at 12:37 AM
being a woman with a big purse is a holy experience men will never understand I’m walking around with a day planner, sunscreen, 3 lip balms, 2 pairs of sunglasses, 4 scrunchies, gum, Advil, Tylenol, Tums, Lactaids, a 2lb chuck steak, and a travel visa application to Ghana
truly amazing what a full nights rest followed by XL Wellbutrin followed by an espresso beverage can do
March 21, 2026 at 3:45 PM
truly amazing what a full nights rest followed by XL Wellbutrin followed by an espresso beverage can do
i had a nightmare that i died and went to heaven but i still had to work and someone handed me my work laptop and told me to “figure it out there’s no Microsoft here” what do you think my psychiatrist will say about this one
March 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
i had a nightmare that i died and went to heaven but i still had to work and someone handed me my work laptop and told me to “figure it out there’s no Microsoft here” what do you think my psychiatrist will say about this one
how severe are your daddy issues you ask?
How many seconds of Daughters by John Mayer can you listen to without sprinting for the nearest freeway bridge?
Can you make it to the end of the song without being forced into a padded room or strait jacket
How many seconds of Daughters by John Mayer can you listen to without sprinting for the nearest freeway bridge?
Can you make it to the end of the song without being forced into a padded room or strait jacket
January 29, 2026 at 3:54 PM
how severe are your daddy issues you ask?
How many seconds of Daughters by John Mayer can you listen to without sprinting for the nearest freeway bridge?
Can you make it to the end of the song without being forced into a padded room or strait jacket
How many seconds of Daughters by John Mayer can you listen to without sprinting for the nearest freeway bridge?
Can you make it to the end of the song without being forced into a padded room or strait jacket
i mean, a lot of these political “moderates” are just like their parents and if I don’t like your mom I don’t like you im very Abby Lee Miller about it
January 26, 2026 at 12:03 AM
i mean, a lot of these political “moderates” are just like their parents and if I don’t like your mom I don’t like you im very Abby Lee Miller about it
some of my best work tbh
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
some of my best work tbh
im always genuinely insulted when I say that I hate someone/thing and someone responds with “hate is a strong word” because why tf do you underestimate my loathing
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
im always genuinely insulted when I say that I hate someone/thing and someone responds with “hate is a strong word” because why tf do you underestimate my loathing
actually comprehended the lyrics of my fav cozy weather/fall song this year and realized it’s about heroin
October 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
actually comprehended the lyrics of my fav cozy weather/fall song this year and realized it’s about heroin
one time at work one of the weird tech bros was trying to explain to me how to get bugs off my computer so it wouldn’t be so slow and mid conversation he just descended into a flat split on the break room floor i did not ask him to do that and it was 6am.
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
one time at work one of the weird tech bros was trying to explain to me how to get bugs off my computer so it wouldn’t be so slow and mid conversation he just descended into a flat split on the break room floor i did not ask him to do that and it was 6am.
idk if we’re talking versions on versions of the same song/album we need to refer to Mariah Carey’s 25th anniversary re-release of Rainbow. That album had 3 versions of Heartbreaker and they all ate. We’re not reflecting on the ancient texts anymore
October 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
idk if we’re talking versions on versions of the same song/album we need to refer to Mariah Carey’s 25th anniversary re-release of Rainbow. That album had 3 versions of Heartbreaker and they all ate. We’re not reflecting on the ancient texts anymore
i need these TikTok shop influencers to step it up. I just watched a video of a girl trying to sell me gummies saying “this gummy has more fiber than sugar”. Yes as does most everything else
October 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i need these TikTok shop influencers to step it up. I just watched a video of a girl trying to sell me gummies saying “this gummy has more fiber than sugar”. Yes as does most everything else
if i was Taylor Swift I wouldn’t be caught dead admitting that Marty Healy ghosted me…that man is racist af and looks like a victorian child with consumption
October 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
if i was Taylor Swift I wouldn’t be caught dead admitting that Marty Healy ghosted me…that man is racist af and looks like a victorian child with consumption
i still yearn for summer ‘16
September 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i still yearn for summer ‘16
i need that free west African chiropractor treatment (a small child walks up and down my back)
September 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
i need that free west African chiropractor treatment (a small child walks up and down my back)