EnemyWithin
@rustee1320.bsky.social
The milquetoast of hot takes™️ Satire, obviously.
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If you think what he’s doing to the Kennedy Center is bad, just wait to see what I leave on his grave.
September 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
If you think what he’s doing to the Kennedy Center is bad, just wait to see what I leave on his grave.
With all the professional trade negotiations by this administration with Canada, we’ll have to start wiping our ass with the constitution, just like our leaders.
September 17, 2026 at 2:12 PM
With all the professional trade negotiations by this administration with Canada, we’ll have to start wiping our ass with the constitution, just like our leaders.
Mike Johnson is a coward and pedoprotector.
September 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Mike Johnson is a coward and pedoprotector.
Please don’t, and I cannot stress this enough, attempt to eat a bowl of cereal while driving.
September 17, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Please don’t, and I cannot stress this enough, attempt to eat a bowl of cereal while driving.
I would like everyone to know that “dumb” has a letter “b” on the end.
Many people didn’t know this, according to a guy who just learned it.
Many people didn’t know this, according to a guy who just learned it.
September 17, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I would like everyone to know that “dumb” has a letter “b” on the end.
Many people didn’t know this, according to a guy who just learned it.
Many people didn’t know this, according to a guy who just learned it.
Jared Kushner is a Mossad agent.
September 17, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Jared Kushner is a Mossad agent.
Speaker Johnson is currently obstructing justice. What pos
September 16, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Speaker Johnson is currently obstructing justice. What pos
I don’t believe JD Vance because his name is not JD Vance.
September 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I don’t believe JD Vance because his name is not JD Vance.
I’d rather not have a low-IQ loser for a leader.
Thank you for your attention to this fecal matter.
Thank you for your attention to this fecal matter.
September 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I’d rather not have a low-IQ loser for a leader.
Thank you for your attention to this fecal matter.
Thank you for your attention to this fecal matter.
Forcing your followers to pledge to cheat like hell, extorting State voter roles, firing all the election security personnel, manipulating the post office, and finally, bribery.
These are ALL “High Crimes or Misdemeanors”.
Impeach and prosecute this corrupt and lawless administration.
These are ALL “High Crimes or Misdemeanors”.
Impeach and prosecute this corrupt and lawless administration.
September 16, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Forcing your followers to pledge to cheat like hell, extorting State voter roles, firing all the election security personnel, manipulating the post office, and finally, bribery.
These are ALL “High Crimes or Misdemeanors”.
Impeach and prosecute this corrupt and lawless administration.
These are ALL “High Crimes or Misdemeanors”.
Impeach and prosecute this corrupt and lawless administration.
The President of The United States has had a stroke.
He is mentally incapacitated.
Remove him from power.
He is mentally incapacitated.
Remove him from power.
September 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
The President of The United States has had a stroke.
He is mentally incapacitated.
Remove him from power.
He is mentally incapacitated.
Remove him from power.
Donald J. Trump has low IQ.
That’s why he’s so fcking stupid.
That’s why he’s so fcking stupid.
September 15, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Donald J. Trump has low IQ.
That’s why he’s so fcking stupid.
That’s why he’s so fcking stupid.
I think the golden age of technology has passed. Everything is now shittier with each iteration. Nowhere is this more pronounced than personal printers. They are devolving into obscure black boxes that only serve to enrage us.
September 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I think the golden age of technology has passed. Everything is now shittier with each iteration. Nowhere is this more pronounced than personal printers. They are devolving into obscure black boxes that only serve to enrage us.
The homeland security task force should focus on the financial crimes of this corrupt administration.
September 14, 2026 at 12:57 PM
The homeland security task force should focus on the financial crimes of this corrupt administration.
Trump is now negotiating on behalf of our enemies. This is straight up treason you bastards.
September 14, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Trump is now negotiating on behalf of our enemies. This is straight up treason you bastards.
I don’t think the novelty of Waymo should include a snitchmobile ride to the police station.
September 14, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I don’t think the novelty of Waymo should include a snitchmobile ride to the police station.
I can imagine donating exactly $5000USD to anyone who commits to investigating this lawless administration.
I mean, as long as we’re agreeing to this bribe fantasy, right?
I mean, as long as we’re agreeing to this bribe fantasy, right?
September 11, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I can imagine donating exactly $5000USD to anyone who commits to investigating this lawless administration.
I mean, as long as we’re agreeing to this bribe fantasy, right?
I mean, as long as we’re agreeing to this bribe fantasy, right?
Recall Fetterman. He is a saboteur.
September 11, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Recall Fetterman. He is a saboteur.
Kash Patel is just another asshole.
September 11, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Kash Patel is just another asshole.
John Fetterman is an unregistered foreign agent.
September 10, 2026 at 11:51 AM
John Fetterman is an unregistered foreign agent.
Fetterman must resign.
September 10, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Fetterman must resign.
A lot of people don’t know there is a “b” at the end of dumb.
ffs.
ffs.
September 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
A lot of people don’t know there is a “b” at the end of dumb.
ffs.
ffs.
Disparaging our fallen soldiers as “small potatoes” should be the line.
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September 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Disparaging our fallen soldiers as “small potatoes” should be the line.
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I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve had it up to here ^ with being trolled by the fascists in power.
SpaceForceNazzii bullshit uniforms and confederate treason in our most hallowed places. WTAF America?
Eff all you effing effers.
SpaceForceNazzii bullshit uniforms and confederate treason in our most hallowed places. WTAF America?
Eff all you effing effers.
September 8, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve had it up to here ^ with being trolled by the fascists in power.
SpaceForceNazzii bullshit uniforms and confederate treason in our most hallowed places. WTAF America?
Eff all you effing effers.
SpaceForceNazzii bullshit uniforms and confederate treason in our most hallowed places. WTAF America?
Eff all you effing effers.
Sentient hairpiece attempts escape.
That’s your headline.
That’s your headline.
September 6, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Sentient hairpiece attempts escape.
That’s your headline.
That’s your headline.