Ryan Cagle
@ryancagle.com
After 8 hours at the ER (I’m okay they think) I decided to remake one of my favorite memes.
September 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
After 8 hours at the ER (I’m okay they think) I decided to remake one of my favorite memes.
I love that I have made a friend of the 76 year old Korean War veteran grandpa of one of the players on my boys soccer team. A very unlikely weekly conversation partner lol. 😅
September 18, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I love that I have made a friend of the 76 year old Korean War veteran grandpa of one of the players on my boys soccer team. A very unlikely weekly conversation partner lol. 😅
Squats about killed me today. Hit a new PR of 255, and did “pause squats” for the last three sets for the first time and they were KILLER!
September 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Squats about killed me today. Hit a new PR of 255, and did “pause squats” for the last three sets for the first time and they were KILLER!
I love my therapist’s office. Granted, no one would get this outside of Alabama.
September 17, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I love my therapist’s office. Granted, no one would get this outside of Alabama.
“Dad, what’s Stigmata again? That’s where you see lines and stuff when you look at lights at night right?”
- the youngest (10)
😂😂😂😂
- the youngest (10)
😂😂😂😂
September 17, 2026 at 12:23 PM
“Dad, what’s Stigmata again? That’s where you see lines and stuff when you look at lights at night right?”
- the youngest (10)
😂😂😂😂
- the youngest (10)
😂😂😂😂
A belief is like a guillotine, just as heavy, just as light.”
— Franz Kafka
— Franz Kafka
September 16, 2026 at 1:05 PM
A belief is like a guillotine, just as heavy, just as light.”
— Franz Kafka
— Franz Kafka
“I usually solve problems by letting them devour me.”
― Franz Kafka
― Franz Kafka
September 16, 2026 at 4:03 AM
“I usually solve problems by letting them devour me.”
― Franz Kafka
― Franz Kafka
Don’t forget to have your bedtime quad Americano.
September 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Don’t forget to have your bedtime quad Americano.
Latest poem thing about a reoccurring dream I have.
"Asthmatic"
"Asthmatic"
September 16, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Latest poem thing about a reoccurring dream I have.
"Asthmatic"
"Asthmatic"
I have been waiting on this hat for weeks and I am so stoked that it’s finally here.
September 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I have been waiting on this hat for weeks and I am so stoked that it’s finally here.
Order. Disorder. Reorder.
Rinse and Repeat.
Rinse and Repeat.
September 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Order. Disorder. Reorder.
Rinse and Repeat.
Rinse and Repeat.
I just saw someone posting about how they hate dumb rednecks.... but the irony is that this person was once wearing some vans that had mandalas on them and when I complimented them he told me that they were named after Nelson Mandela and he created that style of Art while in prison during apartheid
September 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I just saw someone posting about how they hate dumb rednecks.... but the irony is that this person was once wearing some vans that had mandalas on them and when I complimented them he told me that they were named after Nelson Mandela and he created that style of Art while in prison during apartheid
"It is terrifying how quickly you become a monster in the eyes of someone who can no longer use you."
- Franz Kafka
- Franz Kafka
September 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
"It is terrifying how quickly you become a monster in the eyes of someone who can no longer use you."
- Franz Kafka
- Franz Kafka
Love is having pets who are completely unfazed by you blasting songs like “Endless Agonal Devotion” by PSYCHO-FRAME at full blast in your home while you clean.
September 15, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Love is having pets who are completely unfazed by you blasting songs like “Endless Agonal Devotion” by PSYCHO-FRAME at full blast in your home while you clean.
Shorts are coming along
September 15, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Shorts are coming along
Those solar powered police surveillance camera setups are peak liberalism.
September 15, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Those solar powered police surveillance camera setups are peak liberalism.
“Without a real commitment against exploitation and alienation and for a society of solidarity and justice, the Eucharistic celebration is an empty action, lacking any genuine endorsement by those who participate in it.”
-Gustavo Gutierrez
-Gustavo Gutierrez
September 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
“Without a real commitment against exploitation and alienation and for a society of solidarity and justice, the Eucharistic celebration is an empty action, lacking any genuine endorsement by those who participate in it.”
-Gustavo Gutierrez
-Gustavo Gutierrez
Someone needs to develop an app that can run face identification on your photos and remove all the ones of your ex wife so you don’t have to sort through decades of pictures and have salt poured in your wounds.
September 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Someone needs to develop an app that can run face identification on your photos and remove all the ones of your ex wife so you don’t have to sort through decades of pictures and have salt poured in your wounds.
There ain’t a single thing about me built for dating (casually or otherwise.) I was clearly not built for these streets because they got me out here having this exact reaction over and over again.
Stares In Wtf Wtf Meme
ALT: Stares In Wtf Wtf Meme
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September 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
There ain’t a single thing about me built for dating (casually or otherwise.) I was clearly not built for these streets because they got me out here having this exact reaction over and over again.
I just cut a large chunk off the tip of one my fingers clean off. My finger looks like I touched the rounded edge of it to a grinder. I’m gonna have a flat spot on my finger for the rest of my life.
What a moron.
What a moron.
September 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I just cut a large chunk off the tip of one my fingers clean off. My finger looks like I touched the rounded edge of it to a grinder. I’m gonna have a flat spot on my finger for the rest of my life.
What a moron.
What a moron.
Just me, 100mgs of Zoloft, and 600+mgs of caffeine against the world, and I think that’s beautiful.
September 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Just me, 100mgs of Zoloft, and 600+mgs of caffeine against the world, and I think that’s beautiful.
Cropped one of my favorite shirts. Could have probably gone a bit shorter but I’m happy with it over all. Can’t decide if I want to cut out the collar or not.
September 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Cropped one of my favorite shirts. Could have probably gone a bit shorter but I’m happy with it over all. Can’t decide if I want to cut out the collar or not.
Trying to learn how to not dress like y’alllternative Adam Sandler. (It’s not going super well)
September 8, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Trying to learn how to not dress like y’alllternative Adam Sandler. (It’s not going super well)
Is there anything else for divorced dads to do besides go to the gym every day that you don’t have your kids? 2026 has been filled to the brim with the most cliche nonsense I have ever experienced, and I honestly don’t need any more of that kind of thing in my life tbh.. 😅
September 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Is there anything else for divorced dads to do besides go to the gym every day that you don’t have your kids? 2026 has been filled to the brim with the most cliche nonsense I have ever experienced, and I honestly don’t need any more of that kind of thing in my life tbh.. 😅
The barber fucked up my beard so bad. I mean it’s fine, but not what I wanted. What I got vs what I wanted.
September 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
The barber fucked up my beard so bad. I mean it’s fine, but not what I wanted. What I got vs what I wanted.