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Ryan
@ryanwright.bsky.social
Coffee drinker. Summer enthusiast. Ottawa. He/him. 🥌 Bluesky #49,824. 🇨🇦🇮🇪
To all Americans who think that their relationship with the rest of the world will eventually go back to how it was once Trump is out of office:

It can't.
It won't.
You still have to try to fix it.
We don't care how you personally voted.

Trump didn't do this alone.

He had to be elected.

Twice.
September 17, 2026 at 1:20 AM
September 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Sorry, Sue. You don't get to decide who we hang out with.

You left our circle. Go try to bully someone else. We're busy playing with our friends over here.
Republican senator warns Carney: Closer ties to EU hurts chance of trade deal with U.S. | CBC News
A long-serving Republican senator from a border state is warning Prime Minister Mark Carney against strengthening Canada's economic and political ties to the European Union.
www.cbc.ca
September 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I am no longer opening for Rav.
Good morning.

I am not complicit.
September 16, 2026 at 12:46 PM
And the button needs to actually say "FUCK OFF". Because that is what we mean.
Petition to legally require a "FUCK OFF" button on every AI tool that asks if you'd like it to summarize an email or blow your nose for you.
People went nuts when U2 shoved an album onto their phones against their will, and now this crap is rammed down our throats everywhere. Rise up, people!
September 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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We’re all trying to find the guy who did this
The NFL, MLB, MLS, NBA and NHL joined with their respective players’ unions today to crack down on betting-related harassment of athletes, coaches and families.
 
“Threatening the safety of an athlete or their family members over a sports bet crosses a bright ethical and criminal
September 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Why do I feel like this only announced because they are trying to get ahead of some sort of disturbing leak?
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Unnecessary performative bullshit should not feel so sad and pathetic.

Then again, this is the home of the Browns...
September 15, 2026 at 1:33 PM
IT: "We are pushing this big update to QA environments."

*Fails*

Me: "Please Fix"

IT: "Can't. Rolling back."

Next Day: "We are pushing this big update to Production environments."

Me: ... No?
September 15, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Stephen Colbert with the deserved #Emmy win and pitch perfect speech. “Hire my writers, I love my wife. Thank you for watching”.
September 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Is this a record for the longest trade in sport history?
The NBA office trade call to formally approve Kawhi Leonard’s move from the LA Clippers back to Toronto is taking place Monday night, per Marc Stein.
September 15, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best
I've been gone for a month, I've been drunk since I left
These so-called vacations will soon be my death
I'm so sick from the drink, I need home for a rest
What's your favorite song to scream sing? Any genre!
September 14, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in, The City of Fraggles
Lonely as I am, dance your cares away
Worry’s for another day
Let the music play
Down at Fraggle Rock
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in, The City of Bagels
Lonely as I am, together we cry
*Intense Klezmer riff
September 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
“Refusing to take a side doesn't leave you in the middle.” -Macklemore
Ed Sheeran is a little bitch, and it's people like him who normalize evil & prevent the public from agreeing, uniting, and forcing change.

Evil people will always be out there, but they wouldn't away with everything unchallenged if everyone else didn't try to be "neutral"
September 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best
I've been gone for a month, I've been drunk since I left
These so-called vacations will soon be my death
I'm so sick from the drink, I need home for a rest
What's your favorite song to scream sing? Any genre!
September 14, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I would totally waste a finger on the monkey's paw right now for some coffee.
September 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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Performative assholery without a busking license should be a healthy fine.

And if they don’t have a work visa for their little performance that’s a larger issue.
This American group apparently flew to Halifax yesterday. I’m not sure why you would want to visit a place just to be shitty and disrespectful to the people who live there.
September 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Performative assholery without a busking license should be a healthy fine.

And if they don’t have a work visa for their little performance that’s a larger issue.
This American group apparently flew to Halifax yesterday. I’m not sure why you would want to visit a place just to be shitty and disrespectful to the people who live there.
September 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
The Tragically Ribs.
Make a band edible:

REMoulade
Make a band edible:

Almond Joy Division
September 13, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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Oh, man, this looks GREAT. Another Canadian series! It's shot in Newfoundland, and is Canadian-produced.

The use of Gordon Lightfoot's "Sundown" in the trailer is the most Canadian Maritime thing ever. Fantastic.

Can't see this being great for the Newfoundland cruise ship industry! Ha!
OFFICIAL TRAILER - Limited horror series BELOW premieres October 8 on Netflix.

Josh Hartnett stars.

A new sea creature series inspired by the work of John Carpenter and Steven Spielberg.
September 12, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Are you more upset that you’re a acting like a bigoted asshole or that you’re being called out for it?
The gay rights message was: "Look, we're just regular people who want to love who we love. What's so wrong with that?"

The trans rights message is: "Support us or go fuck yourself you bigoted asshole."

Guess which one is more persuasive.
They apparently took all of the wrong lessons from the wildly successful gay rights movement, choosing to be as alienating as possible. I won't be surprised if it ends up like abortion and 20 years from now public opinion is effectively frozen on the issue somewhere around 50/50.
September 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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I love this.
Finally I made the James Bond movie opening scene! #lego #legomoc #jamesbond #007
YouTube video by SunPro Bricks
www.youtube.com
September 12, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in, The City of Fraggles
Lonely as I am, dance your cares away
Worry’s for another day
Let the music play
Down at Fraggle Rock
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in, The City of Bagels
Lonely as I am, together we cry
*Intense Klezmer riff
September 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I love this.
Finally I made the James Bond movie opening scene! #lego #legomoc #jamesbond #007
YouTube video by SunPro Bricks
www.youtube.com
September 12, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I made coffee. The coffee is in the pot waiting for me. I’ve not yet had coffee this morning. But I made the mistake of sitting down and
September 12, 2026 at 1:35 PM