Ryan Carson
@rycarson.bsky.social
Attorney in Seattle. That’s my cat, Manny. He only looks annoyed, but really he’s a pretty mellow dude.
About data centers: no one is better at NIMBYism than Americans--the undisputed world champions. They've had a rough few years b/c housing crisis discourse. But now, when we need them most, our heroes of endless process, public comment periods, and NEPA/SEPA impact statements have returned.
September 28, 2026 at 4:24 PM
About data centers: no one is better at NIMBYism than Americans--the undisputed world champions. They've had a rough few years b/c housing crisis discourse. But now, when we need them most, our heroes of endless process, public comment periods, and NEPA/SEPA impact statements have returned.
The mashup I need to see in the world is Rosemary from Widow's Bay going over the genealogy of the Targaryens. Dead baby, dead baby, dead baby, lesbian, bastard....
September 18, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The mashup I need to see in the world is Rosemary from Widow's Bay going over the genealogy of the Targaryens. Dead baby, dead baby, dead baby, lesbian, bastard....
Like I'm expected to give birth to a live dragon.
Mitch McConnell expected to return to Senate this week
Mitch McConnell expected to return to Senate this week
The former GOP leader has not voted in person since being hospitalized in June.
dlvr.it
September 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Like I'm expected to give birth to a live dragon.
You don't say.
September 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
You don't say.
I thought he was supposed to show up for work today.
Not legally.
September 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I thought he was supposed to show up for work today.
Never have I wanted something to be real more than this.
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
September 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Never have I wanted something to be real more than this.
All those posts calling people conspiracy theorists for saying McConnell is dead are aging like milk.
September 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
All those posts calling people conspiracy theorists for saying McConnell is dead are aging like milk.
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Everything the most vicious critics ever said about the Republican Party has been proven true by Trump and yet no one has upgraded them from critics to experts
September 4, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Everything the most vicious critics ever said about the Republican Party has been proven true by Trump and yet no one has upgraded them from critics to experts
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thank you the new yorker and françoise for having me do this cover for the late, great dolly parton
August 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
thank you the new yorker and françoise for having me do this cover for the late, great dolly parton
The hippie-punching will continue until morale improves.
August 27, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The hippie-punching will continue until morale improves.
"You'll receive the Order of Lenin for this, Captain." RIP Tim Curry.
August 26, 2026 at 4:27 PM
"You'll receive the Order of Lenin for this, Captain." RIP Tim Curry.
I've been rewatching Game of Thrones, and wow, Season 2 is all killer no filler.
August 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I've been rewatching Game of Thrones, and wow, Season 2 is all killer no filler.
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
August 25, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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There's no right answer ofc, but if I were trying to mark phases I'd say the inflection point is Reagan's election, 1980; collapse stage is 2003-08 (Iraq invasion, Katrina, financial crisis); and now is the long necropolitical aftermath of spreading dehumanization and plunder in the rubble
August 24, 2026 at 1:59 AM
There's no right answer ofc, but if I were trying to mark phases I'd say the inflection point is Reagan's election, 1980; collapse stage is 2003-08 (Iraq invasion, Katrina, financial crisis); and now is the long necropolitical aftermath of spreading dehumanization and plunder in the rubble
Cult of Personality is an anachronism with no relevance to modern life, certainly, but it still slaps.
Happy Birthday Vernon Reid! Explore the Living Colour founder's musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/VReidhbd
August 22, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Cult of Personality is an anachronism with no relevance to modern life, certainly, but it still slaps.
These people taking umbrage at the Natalie Harp comment are just feeding into @dennycarter.bsky.social 's vast media empire/content factory.
August 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
These people taking umbrage at the Natalie Harp comment are just feeding into @dennycarter.bsky.social 's vast media empire/content factory.
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Loving that some establishment Democrats have resorted to saying, you know, Laura Loomer and Richard Hanania are making some good points.
Listen. To. Your. Fucking. Self.
Listen. To. Your. Fucking. Self.
August 12, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Loving that some establishment Democrats have resorted to saying, you know, Laura Loomer and Richard Hanania are making some good points.
Listen. To. Your. Fucking. Self.
Listen. To. Your. Fucking. Self.
I honestly love reborn Aegon with no more fucks to give.
August 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I honestly love reborn Aegon with no more fucks to give.
Daily reminder that we live in hell now. Oil changes at Jiffy Lube cost $150.
August 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Daily reminder that we live in hell now. Oil changes at Jiffy Lube cost $150.
We did it, guys! Stagflation, Iran, We just need a little disco and some big shoulder pads and 1980 is back!
August 7, 2026 at 1:15 PM
We did it, guys! Stagflation, Iran, We just need a little disco and some big shoulder pads and 1980 is back!
Happy quarter century anniversary to this brief that President Bush read and subsequently did nothing about: nsarchive2.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEB...
nsarchive2.gwu.edu
August 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Happy quarter century anniversary to this brief that President Bush read and subsequently did nothing about: nsarchive2.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEB...
But how will we pay for it?
Breaking News: A new class of warships backed by President Trump will cost 50% more than expected, for a total cost of $275 billion.
Cost of Trump’s Namesake Warships Likely to Rise by 50 Percent or More
President Trump’s goal of building a “golden fleet” of 15 battleships could cost $275 billion, according to a government estimate.
nyti.ms
August 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
But how will we pay for it?
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Holy shit,
“Just one small problem
Sell their houses to who, Ben?
Fucking Aquaman?”
is a Haiku
“Just one small problem
Sell their houses to who, Ben?
Fucking Aquaman?”
is a Haiku
July 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Holy shit,
“Just one small problem
Sell their houses to who, Ben?
Fucking Aquaman?”
is a Haiku
“Just one small problem
Sell their houses to who, Ben?
Fucking Aquaman?”
is a Haiku
My Facebook feed is being force fed with so many lies and misinformation about Dr. Fauci. Simply ridiculous that persists, and exhibit A as to how Meta is running a cesspool of lies over there.
July 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
My Facebook feed is being force fed with so many lies and misinformation about Dr. Fauci. Simply ridiculous that persists, and exhibit A as to how Meta is running a cesspool of lies over there.