Annalise Skeeting
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Annalise Skeeting
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Lost my account and starting over

Automotive enthusiast & engineer, gay slut & loving husband

📍 Chicago
Pinned
Hair, shirt, and wall colors all lowkey coordinating
I don't understand why Americans have a reputation for shitty coffee. I have not encountered a good cup of espresso at any of the coffee shops we visited in England or Spain
September 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
"having this vehicle drive me around"
September 15, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Happy Hispanic Heritage Month

*exclusions apply
Jennifer Lopez with Mi Gente Trophy
ALT: Jennifer Lopez with Mi Gente Trophy
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September 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
It's actually good that everyone had such a visceral reaction to this because imagine if it became the norm for album rollouts
12 Years Ago Today, U2 Put an Album on Everyone’s iTunes Without Asking

On this day in 2014, U2 tried out one of the most deranged rollouts of all time by making everyone with a new iPhone download their album.
#media #news
12 Years Ago Today, U2 Put an Album on Everyone’s iTunes Without Asking
On this day in 2014, U2 tried out one of the most deranged rollouts of all time by making everyone with a new iPhone download their album.
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September 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Reposted by Annalise Skeeting
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
Rapper Macklemore has been dropped from Ed Sheeran’s tour after he made a “Free Palestine” speech on stage earlier this month
Macklemore Dropped From Ed Sheeran's Tour After 'Free Palestine' Speech
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September 14, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Jasmine Crockett can go straight to hell. You can’t get your ass out to campaign w/ Talarico to help him secure a win to flip Texas but will get up on stage to reward an abuser of Black women??

What an absolute loser. Fuck her!
Rep. Jasmine Crockett Honors Chris Brown, Usher at Texas Concert
Rep. Jasmine Crockett took a break from battling it out in D.C. to give Chris Brown and Usher their flowers ... literally putting their careers into the Congressional Record during their Texas tour st...
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September 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I have been away from Chicago for too long. Get me back to God's country
September 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
It's the 25th anniversary of Sitges Bear Week, and it just dawned on me that means the gays were sucking dick on the beach when the towers fell and the Americans probably couldn't get back home for a while
September 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
One thing I can say about Americans is that it is drilled into us from a young age to always walk on the right. This rule is generally followed in public spaces so much that it's annoying when someone is on the "wrong" side of a path. All the sidewalks and stairs here are chaotic
September 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The Sitges pool party had a dance troupe called the Pop Twinks performing choreographed routines for the bears. It literally felt like this
jester
ALT: jester
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September 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Grand rising
September 10, 2026 at 12:26 PM
We need to stop making excuses for Apple being years late and still not innovating. Samsung is on their EIGHTH generation of foldable phones. Even Motorola managed a comeback with multiple foldables already. I don't see what they were allegedly perfecting all these years
our foldable isn't awkward like all the others!

*is the most awkward looking thing ever*
September 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I was exhausted from jet lag and a fucked up sleep schedule, but I made it out last night and I got face faced in the back of the bar with the guy's hairy belly sitting on the top of my head
Bugonia 2025
ALT: Bugonia 2025
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September 9, 2026 at 11:04 AM
I received word that my dad is in the emergency room. I will send him warm regards, but this vacation was expensive and my presence will expedite his healing 🙏🏽
Tacotaro He Tryna Ignore It
ALT: Tacotaro He Tryna Ignore It
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September 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I just saw a group trying to hail a taxi near the beach in Barcelona but the cab stopped a few feet past them. They were motioning for him to back up to them, but he threw his hands up and sped away 🤭
September 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Me when y'all put somebody I don't like on the skyline:
September 8, 2026 at 10:12 AM
When my sister (who was a stud) died, we sent my husband to her apartment to find and destroy her bag of straps while I held off any other family members from stopping by
Y’all ever thing about who is gonna find your sex toys when you die?
September 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Getting on any transit in the UK is like "take the train going the direction of Wigglywink and get off at Cockhog"
September 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I made the mistake of reading this while taking a sip and I almost choked
September 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
We can tell where you're from just based on the way you speak. Btw, do you call your train the subway, L, or BART? And when you say "the city" do you happen to be referring to either New York City, Chicago, or San Francisco?
September 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I remember how bad I wanted to go into the back room at Family Video when I grew up, but they were all gone before I had the chance
September 5, 2026 at 12:08 AM
There's a director at work who I don't report to but he has been randomly video calling me for various things. I didn't initially find him attractive, but he's getting hotter since he has proven to be a nice person 🫦
September 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Packed and ready for hoecation
September 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
This argument is driving me crazy because he's doing a 1:1 usage comparison of disposable vs reusable rather than looking at it over time. You don't need to use a tote bag 173 times to break even because the tote replaces more than one plastic bag in its life, and can even replace multiple per use.
>Throwing rubbish in a landfill is (usually) better for the environment than recycling it. With few exceptions,

(several paragraphs later)

>Recycling metal saves a huge amount of energy and material

oh, just, you know, metal, nbd. niche product, that metal stuff.
September 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Seriously. People think it's virtuous to be unfamiliar with popular culture, like they're an elevated intellectual for being out of touch with widely famous things. Why are you so proud that your relationships and experiences aren't diverse enough to expose you to more of the world around you
people are addicted to announcing they don’t know stuff! it also seems to me that whenever people don’t know stuff, they have already decided in their heads that said stuff is bad. it’s rlly weird!
September 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM