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Well, wouldn’t you like to know.
They should juice more things - beasts of the earth and birds of the air - those kinds of things
October 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I hope I get to eat something from a other dimension before I die
October 7, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Me and my house spiders, my house spiders and me
September 28, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I often fantasize about limp-wristedly removing a pistol from a handbag and firing it
September 22, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Women have innovated in the pants space in undreambable ways
September 22, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Thinking about my jar of cashews #myjar
September 15, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Experiencing "hunger of the body"
September 14, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Cutie maxxing and uwu-pilled by wearing a fun blue
September 4, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I'm burning my shoulders like a scandalous broad in history's pages
September 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
In the jungles of South America they've perfected the pig
August 28, 2026 at 6:16 AM
People in Coburg are getting hotter and I was a trail blazer in that space and movement
August 26, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Has anyone got some great tools to recommend like mind maps or pros and cons lists for someone considering getting into thinking for the first time?
August 26, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I feel Mr Bean with me in this puddle tonight
August 25, 2026 at 12:07 AM
When mud is actually slippery is like wtf am I in a cartoon
August 25, 2026 at 12:07 AM
These days ? Incel days shooters are as likely to be clean shaven as aaaaaanyone and it's time we had that conversation
August 24, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I throw out my skin more than you'd think
August 23, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Throughout my house at all times there will accumulate in places small stones and other spheres due to a disposition towards cairns and such like
August 23, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Why they're tools for works, obviously (regarding my devices)
August 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Devising implements (tools) for as yet unrevealed tasks (works)
August 19, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Put on a big green coat and become someone else
August 19, 2026 at 9:33 AM
90 90 until my hips rotate outwards with the slick ferocity of a helicopter blade
August 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Doing a cover of prettiest girl in America called thirtiest boy on the upfield bike path
August 10, 2026 at 8:59 AM
the string cheese with the blue dog on it was cheaper
August 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Mooching mooching and smooching on em
August 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The inventor of the egg - frogs or slugs or whatever, should be so proud
August 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM