Maven
@saintwisona.bsky.social
30s
Translesbian
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pfp & banner by @soleil-kroetz.bsky.social
Owner of @ars-synthetica.bsky.social
Translesbian
😎
pfp & banner by @soleil-kroetz.bsky.social
Owner of @ars-synthetica.bsky.social
Made it home, obligations complete goodbye forever
August 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Made it home, obligations complete goodbye forever
I lament not having the energy to go to York or Manchester like we planned but as I have undiagnosed malaise aka the dying badstyle disease it was tough to have the energy or pain budget for that. My hip felt like it had razor blades in the sockets for a few days there.
August 16, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I lament not having the energy to go to York or Manchester like we planned but as I have undiagnosed malaise aka the dying badstyle disease it was tough to have the energy or pain budget for that. My hip felt like it had razor blades in the sockets for a few days there.
Forgot I was American for a little while there. UK was nice okay time to go
August 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Forgot I was American for a little while there. UK was nice okay time to go
UK burger passes American burger test
August 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
UK burger passes American burger test
Maybe skullface had a point
August 15, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Maybe skullface had a point
Drunk Scottish lady on the train talking to the lady next to her, she's so very confused why someone called her at 12 when they knew she was going out drinking at 1!
August 14, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Drunk Scottish lady on the train talking to the lady next to her, she's so very confused why someone called her at 12 when they knew she was going out drinking at 1!
Met The Serpent today, she's actually quite a lovely woman, we had- wait
where's my wife
where's my wife
August 14, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Met The Serpent today, she's actually quite a lovely woman, we had- wait
where's my wife
where's my wife
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[Delusional, mgsv on the brain] what if we made outer heaven real
July 28, 2026 at 2:47 PM
[Delusional, mgsv on the brain] what if we made outer heaven real
I feel like I've been soaked in sweat all day lmao
August 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I feel like I've been soaked in sweat all day lmao
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I'm going to fight the sun
August 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I'm going to fight the sun
What I wouldn't give to be submerged in ice cold water
August 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
What I wouldn't give to be submerged in ice cold water
I made brunch and got told "that's proper scran that is" which I believe is the highest honor in England?
August 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
I made brunch and got told "that's proper scran that is" which I believe is the highest honor in England?
I get the misery of British summer now
What the shit
What the shit
August 13, 2026 at 11:59 AM
I get the misery of British summer now
What the shit
What the shit
"I do not know what weapons world war 3 will be fought with, but world war 4 will be fought with pizza mirv"
-Connifer Mousington, cheeks stuffed with pizza
-Connifer Mousington, cheeks stuffed with pizza
August 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
"I do not know what weapons world war 3 will be fought with, but world war 4 will be fought with pizza mirv"
-Connifer Mousington, cheeks stuffed with pizza
-Connifer Mousington, cheeks stuffed with pizza
The sun is a jaffa cake with a bite out of it
August 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
The sun is a jaffa cake with a bite out of it
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Legion Candidate: Sniper's Nest
Velia Lore, a bitter, disabled trans woman, is a Revenant in the Necromancer General's army. She is the voice of the Necromancer on the Liluri front, and she is done being talked over and ignored.
Available on Patreon: www.patreon.com/malachiteos/...
Velia Lore, a bitter, disabled trans woman, is a Revenant in the Necromancer General's army. She is the voice of the Necromancer on the Liluri front, and she is done being talked over and ignored.
Available on Patreon: www.patreon.com/malachiteos/...
August 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Legion Candidate: Sniper's Nest
Velia Lore, a bitter, disabled trans woman, is a Revenant in the Necromancer General's army. She is the voice of the Necromancer on the Liluri front, and she is done being talked over and ignored.
Available on Patreon: www.patreon.com/malachiteos/...
Velia Lore, a bitter, disabled trans woman, is a Revenant in the Necromancer General's army. She is the voice of the Necromancer on the Liluri front, and she is done being talked over and ignored.
Available on Patreon: www.patreon.com/malachiteos/...
Walked around the royal armouries museum today until my legs gave out
My kind of place
My kind of place
August 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Walked around the royal armouries museum today until my legs gave out
My kind of place
My kind of place
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PETE HEGSETH: Napoleon, how do we defeat Iran?
AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines? You have vaccines?
PETE HEGSETH: Yes but they're woke and gay
AI NAPOLEON: Send me typhus vaccine
PETE HEGESTH: No, I need your help with Iran, we're running low on artillery
AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines then Iran
AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines? You have vaccines?
PETE HEGSETH: Yes but they're woke and gay
AI NAPOLEON: Send me typhus vaccine
PETE HEGESTH: No, I need your help with Iran, we're running low on artillery
AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines then Iran
This idea that if we could just talk to Einstein or Adam Smith, then all our problems would be solved, is just so incredibly stupid
August 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
PETE HEGSETH: Napoleon, how do we defeat Iran?
AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines? You have vaccines?
PETE HEGSETH: Yes but they're woke and gay
AI NAPOLEON: Send me typhus vaccine
PETE HEGESTH: No, I need your help with Iran, we're running low on artillery
AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines then Iran
AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines? You have vaccines?
PETE HEGSETH: Yes but they're woke and gay
AI NAPOLEON: Send me typhus vaccine
PETE HEGESTH: No, I need your help with Iran, we're running low on artillery
AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines then Iran
Wow it's just like misericorde
August 10, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Wow it's just like misericorde
I am beginning to understand the appeal of British biscuits
August 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I am beginning to understand the appeal of British biscuits
I once again reaffirm the need to cull all native English speakers for the sake of all humankind
August 9, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I once again reaffirm the need to cull all native English speakers for the sake of all humankind
Delta decided to seat Connie and I in different sections despite me buying the tickets together, so now I get to take the 7 hour flight to Amsterdam seated between two strangers
Awful
Awful
August 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Delta decided to seat Connie and I in different sections despite me buying the tickets together, so now I get to take the 7 hour flight to Amsterdam seated between two strangers
Awful
Awful
In the hierarchy of shitty rust belt places, Detroit > New Jersey
So says the mouse
So says the mouse
August 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
In the hierarchy of shitty rust belt places, Detroit > New Jersey
So says the mouse
So says the mouse