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let’s get high and talk to ghosts
October 22, 2026 at 2:09 AM
let’s get high and talk to ghosts
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Checkitout babe, I'm burgeoning.
October 22, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Checkitout babe, I'm burgeoning.
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*Eats a peanut butter and 50mg "peach daze" gummy sandwich for lunch*
August 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM
*Eats a peanut butter and 50mg "peach daze" gummy sandwich for lunch*
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Friend: you couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag
Me: what the hell am I doing in a paper bag?
Me: what the hell am I doing in a paper bag?
January 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Friend: you couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag
Me: what the hell am I doing in a paper bag?
Me: what the hell am I doing in a paper bag?
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Perfect headline. No notes
Trump Is Having a Major Problem With Diarrhea
Trump has a major explosive diarrhea problem on his hands. Cases are on the rise and the situation doesn't appear to be "under control."
futurism.com
July 24, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Perfect headline. No notes
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Heyyy Texas you wanted Elon, you got em.
Dont cry now you fucking pussies. Meanwhile, in Fremont, the fish are just fine. For now.
Dont cry now you fucking pussies. Meanwhile, in Fremont, the fish are just fine. For now.
July 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Heyyy Texas you wanted Elon, you got em.
Dont cry now you fucking pussies. Meanwhile, in Fremont, the fish are just fine. For now.
Dont cry now you fucking pussies. Meanwhile, in Fremont, the fish are just fine. For now.
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Making America Great Again by bringing back WW2-level debt and deadly diseases that hadn’t been seen for decades
July 23, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Making America Great Again by bringing back WW2-level debt and deadly diseases that hadn’t been seen for decades
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if you think something being "natural" or "plant-based" makes it healthy and something being made in a lab and loaded into a syringe is inherently dangerous, you're an idiot. you should lose access to your kids if you harm them due to this belief
www.propublica.org/article/more...
www.propublica.org/article/more...
Babies Are Bleeding to Death as Parents Reject a Vitamin Shot Given at Birth
A lifesaving injection given at birth to prevent severe bleeding has become collateral damage of the anti-vaccine movement.
www.propublica.org
July 23, 2026 at 5:13 AM
if you think something being "natural" or "plant-based" makes it healthy and something being made in a lab and loaded into a syringe is inherently dangerous, you're an idiot. you should lose access to your kids if you harm them due to this belief
www.propublica.org/article/more...
www.propublica.org/article/more...
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Everyone hates the picture on their license to kill
July 18, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Everyone hates the picture on their license to kill
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The most oft-repeated phrase in America :
“I’m so sick of his shit”
“I’m so sick of his shit”
July 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
The most oft-repeated phrase in America :
“I’m so sick of his shit”
“I’m so sick of his shit”
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That night, Donnie was haunted by two ghosts...
July 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
That night, Donnie was haunted by two ghosts...
i'm not responsible for any ren faire boners
July 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
i'm not responsible for any ren faire boners
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I'm hoping there's nothing sexier than a woman, in "Home of the Whopper" Burger King boxer shorts, eating three day old teriyaki chicken wings over the kitchen sink
June 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I'm hoping there's nothing sexier than a woman, in "Home of the Whopper" Burger King boxer shorts, eating three day old teriyaki chicken wings over the kitchen sink
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It's pretty ballsy of Jolly Ranchers to bank on the fact that you're okay eating a little plastic wrap with your candy
June 28, 2026 at 8:05 PM
It's pretty ballsy of Jolly Ranchers to bank on the fact that you're okay eating a little plastic wrap with your candy
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my mom has finally realized that she's better off w/o a man
good job bitch
only took seventy something years but good job
good job bitch
only took seventy something years but good job
June 28, 2026 at 8:07 PM
my mom has finally realized that she's better off w/o a man
good job bitch
only took seventy something years but good job
good job bitch
only took seventy something years but good job
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Most people don't know you can exchange a cat for a burger at any Burger King drive-thru.
June 28, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Most people don't know you can exchange a cat for a burger at any Burger King drive-thru.
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One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them
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June 27, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them
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One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them
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