samus🎃
@samaran95.bsky.social
Sam-31-Married-She/Her
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✨𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂✨
📚: The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien 🍂
📺: One Piece 🏴☠️
🎮: Luigi's Mansion 3 👻
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✨𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂✨
📚: The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien 🍂
📺: One Piece 🏴☠️
🎮: Luigi's Mansion 3 👻
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samus🎃
@samaran95.bsky.social
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hello i am sam (sam i am)
here is an assortment of things I am up to and will probably be posting about in the near future
🍂 lotr books
🖤 supernatural
🍁 one piece
👻 luigi's mansion 3
🦇 pokemon
🎃💢 pumpkin spice rage
✨ tarot maybe idk
💩 my job I hate
🧡 spooky season
that's it, that's the #promosky
here is an assortment of things I am up to and will probably be posting about in the near future
🍂 lotr books
🖤 supernatural
🍁 one piece
👻 luigi's mansion 3
🦇 pokemon
🎃💢 pumpkin spice rage
✨ tarot maybe idk
💩 my job I hate
🧡 spooky season
that's it, that's the #promosky
Any objections, Adam?
September 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Any objections, Adam?
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• went to DMV
• forgor paperwork, turn around
• got papers, back to DMV
• DMV is closed today
• *flip a table*
• forgor paperwork, turn around
• got papers, back to DMV
• DMV is closed today
• *flip a table*
Princess Bubblegum's Epic Table Flip
Alt: Adventure Time gif, Princess Bubblegum walking up to a table and chair, and then angrily flipping both of them across the room
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September 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
• went to DMV
• forgor paperwork, turn around
• got papers, back to DMV
• DMV is closed today
• *flip a table*
• forgor paperwork, turn around
• got papers, back to DMV
• DMV is closed today
• *flip a table*
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Metroid doodles because i'm still obsessed with Samus
September 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Metroid doodles because i'm still obsessed with Samus
Welp, now I can't access Excel (which I use for 75% of my job) because I'm assuming my fuckass agency didn't have the money to shell out for Office this year, but thank GOD we now have Grok for Government™️ THAT will save us!! 🙏
September 17, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Welp, now I can't access Excel (which I use for 75% of my job) because I'm assuming my fuckass agency didn't have the money to shell out for Office this year, but thank GOD we now have Grok for Government™️ THAT will save us!! 🙏
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Metroid Revenous announced, zuku plays Metroid Dread again, zuku makes a new fanart of Samus and the circle repeats again...
September 16, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Metroid Revenous announced, zuku plays Metroid Dread again, zuku makes a new fanart of Samus and the circle repeats again...
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new metroid got me feelin ravenous 🙉
September 16, 2026 at 8:45 PM
new metroid got me feelin ravenous 🙉
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No Way Out
September 16, 2026 at 8:38 PM
No Way Out
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People just walking out of the bathroom without even looking at the sink make me so angry. Thanks for sharing your nasty ass germs with everyone 🤮
September 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
People just walking out of the bathroom without even looking at the sink make me so angry. Thanks for sharing your nasty ass germs with everyone 🤮
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fuck chatgpt. ask a oujia board
September 16, 2026 at 4:59 PM
fuck chatgpt. ask a oujia board
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September 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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when the flowers wilt, their little souls find a new friend in the grim reaper
September 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
when the flowers wilt, their little souls find a new friend in the grim reaper
They're ripping up and repaving the street right outside my little work cubicle, and it's shaking the walls and window it's so loud 🫨 today is not it for me, friends 🤢
September 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
They're ripping up and repaving the street right outside my little work cubicle, and it's shaking the walls and window it's so loud 🫨 today is not it for me, friends 🤢
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raccoon listening to the couple next door in the restaurant have a very bittersweet end to their relationship
September 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
raccoon listening to the couple next door in the restaurant have a very bittersweet end to their relationship
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September 16, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Metroid Fusion appreciation post.
September 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Metroid Fusion appreciation post.
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September 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Why is it whenever I have to call a business I always get the rudest fuckin person
September 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Why is it whenever I have to call a business I always get the rudest fuckin person