rowan sexamungus
@samschlong.bsky.social
phone longer than my dick they call me samschlong 🏳️⚧️
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my girl dont get me im just on the poob all day
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
my girl dont get me im just on the poob all day
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shes doing stuff to my dick tjey havent seen since the stone ages
January 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
shes doing stuff to my dick tjey havent seen since the stone ages
(clickbait youtube thumbnail) watch me deteriorate slowly
July 3, 2026 at 5:02 AM
(clickbait youtube thumbnail) watch me deteriorate slowly
ayo you should rip off my skin
July 3, 2026 at 4:45 AM
ayo you should rip off my skin
i think i have insomnia but ill deal with it tomorrow
June 9, 2026 at 5:08 AM
i think i have insomnia but ill deal with it tomorrow
i dont deserve to live on earth. i deserve to live on mars with all the scary martians
June 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
i dont deserve to live on earth. i deserve to live on mars with all the scary martians
shooting my shot with the moon tonight im nervous
June 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
shooting my shot with the moon tonight im nervous
hey i just lost my job, if i take $15 sketch commissions will people bite? might need a little bump in income for a while
May 29, 2026 at 11:21 AM
hey i just lost my job, if i take $15 sketch commissions will people bite? might need a little bump in income for a while
everyone online says seroquel sucks but its not bad for me so far. not as bad as vraylar was
May 22, 2026 at 4:20 PM
everyone online says seroquel sucks but its not bad for me so far. not as bad as vraylar was
i will never be the person i want to be
April 23, 2026 at 11:39 PM
i will never be the person i want to be
i dont even know how to cope with anything anymore man
April 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
i dont even know how to cope with anything anymore man
im moving my funnier bits over to twitter again this place is lame as shit
April 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
im moving my funnier bits over to twitter again this place is lame as shit
my psych telling me the complexities of mood disorders all i hear is it dont matter if i do drugs my brain was gonna decay inside me anyway
April 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
my psych telling me the complexities of mood disorders all i hear is it dont matter if i do drugs my brain was gonna decay inside me anyway
meds are just a subscription service
April 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
meds are just a subscription service
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aborted rizzler be like i wish i could give 3 big booms
January 26, 2026 at 5:06 PM
aborted rizzler be like i wish i could give 3 big booms
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when you screaming ash baby but she kinda fw that lowkey
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
when you screaming ash baby but she kinda fw that lowkey
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one moment bro let me hit my endogenous high
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
one moment bro let me hit my endogenous high
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its called a honda grom and i spent my last 12 thousand dollars on it
February 20, 2026 at 3:55 AM
its called a honda grom and i spent my last 12 thousand dollars on it
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im gonna be so mad when i find out what eternity feels like
February 20, 2026 at 9:15 PM
im gonna be so mad when i find out what eternity feels like
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having a normal-off in the mirror and im winning against my reflection
February 20, 2026 at 11:36 PM
having a normal-off in the mirror and im winning against my reflection
found out ive just been bipolar the whole time
April 9, 2026 at 4:29 AM
found out ive just been bipolar the whole time
what the media has taught me is that space is round
April 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
what the media has taught me is that space is round
when will they add me to fortnite
April 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
when will they add me to fortnite
who addicted to they telephone 😂💀
April 8, 2026 at 4:21 AM
who addicted to they telephone 😂💀