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NEW BLOG POST: Sony discontinues production of all physical forms and will move to an all non-corporeal existence.

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Sony Discontinues Physical Form
Following the announcement that it will shift away from physical discs in favor of digital media, Sony announced it will altogether move towards a non-corporeal existence, shedding all physicality by ...
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Me: I like Digger!
Other people: Cool, I'll watch it then.
Me: Oh no...
October 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
If you early vote, there should be a thing that notifies the post office so they can stop sending you mailers. I bet more people would early vote.
October 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
No fucking way #primetime
September 25, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Rockstar including a spoon in the GTAVI collector's edition is so fucking funny
September 24, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Happy Primetime Day! Who has a big night planned? This guy!
September 24, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Whenever someone tells something I don’t like today.
September 21, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Resident Evil fucking ripped. That is all.
September 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Some NPC at work using AI to deal with team conflict: Hey chat, be my devil's advocate.

Me at work using my knowledge of media to deal with team conflict:
September 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
iPhone Duo? More like iPhone Duodenum cuz that phone is gonna be ass.
September 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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September 2, 2026 at 10:18 AM
My feed is all "Wet Zelda this" and "Wet Zelda that". I thought we got a new Wind Waker.
September 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
September 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Artist: DocksEcky
August 31, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
August 25, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I just learned jellyfish larvae is called sea lice and my day is ruined.
August 25, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Guacamole contains avocado, tomatoes, limes, and chilis. All of them are fruit. Guacamole is a fruit salad.
August 25, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma should be required viewing
August 20, 2026 at 3:03 PM
It just hits different
August 19, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Me realizing I’m watch five Robert Pattinson movies this year.
August 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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July 20, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Top things you missed in the trailer YouTubers must be going hard right now.
July 20, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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ICE desperately wants you not to care about this story

But we must. The killing of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a Mexican national striving for his American Dream, is a moral outrage, and a warning. ICE hopes you won't notice that mass deportation is back

My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...
ICE killed Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. They want you to be apathetic. Don’t be. | Will Bunch
Salgado came from Mexico, built the American Dream, sent his sons to college, and was senselessly killed by ICE.
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July 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
NEW BLOG POST: Sony discontinues production of all physical forms and will move to an all non-corporeal existence.

www.samury.com/sony-discont...
Sony Discontinues Physical Form
Following the announcement that it will shift away from physical discs in favor of digital media, Sony announced it will altogether move towards a non-corporeal existence, shedding all physicality by ...
www.samury.com
July 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Watching the new Ghost in the Shell.
July 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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THE ACKROOMS
July 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM