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Eve Sandwich Pope, Most Muscular Pontiff Arc
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(she/her 🏳️‍⚧️) Founder of the Church of Sandwichism. Prairie-timer.

Author: Broken Down Ghost Town, https://evetara.com

Luna's Goddess. Heidi's Princess. Symphony's Biggest fan.
Pinned
I'm really her now
God I love having huge quads and I want them to be huger
September 18, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Conservatives: *throw trans people into a woodchipper*

Liberals: "look, we can't turn off the woodchipper no matter how bad we feel about its existence and your friends being mulched by it"
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
September 18, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I'm just like other girls

I shave and put on SPF moisturizer and head out into the world!
September 18, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Look I may have watched the Ted Lasso episode from season 3 with his mom and started bawling a tiny huge amount
September 18, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Good morning and Happy Friday Blueskies!

I hope you have as good of a day as possible and some tasty food in there too!

Let's f'n go!
September 18, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I also figured out how to kill god at the end of my latest writing project so that feels good ☺️
September 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
i have had a melody bouncing around in my head for months and i wish i had the skills/knowledge/knew people with one or both of those things to make this thing be not just in my electric brain meat
September 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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when you make a typo in the group chat
September 17, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Good morning and happy Thursday to trans and queer people only

Everyone else can step on a Lego

I'm in a mood and the cishets are not helping

Cis queers are on thin ice because way too many of you are comfortable watching trans people get woodchippered in exchange for your personal comfort
September 17, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Bluesky devs telling trans people to enjoy the camps publicly on main instead of in their slack is new

Seems a problem, @masnick.com
September 17, 2026 at 11:11 AM
It's just me! I'm just like this!
September 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Good morning and Happy Wednesday Blueskies!

It's the most mid of days because we decided it should be but that doesn't mean today needs to be mid!

Let's have a good one today and let's f'n go!
September 16, 2026 at 1:16 PM
No context
September 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Today has been a day of many big feelings in many directions!

Feels like being alive, if a little exhausting
September 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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good morning,

reminder: i am recovering from bottom surgery and it's an expensive endeavor

plz help

youpay.me/ol1v3
ko-fi.com/das (vanilla comments only plz)
September 15, 2026 at 2:53 PM
"Whatever happened to personal responsibility," they shriek as people begin to see that the systems around them are indeed rigged against them from the start

"Whatever happened to personal responsibility," they shout as you ask for something a little less unfair for you and your friends
September 15, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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July 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Good morning and Hapoy Tuesday Blueskies!

I hope life is treating you softly and if it isn't, that a person in your life can spare some for you. Or maybe you have some you can spare for a friend who needs a little extra for today.

Let's all make the world a little cozier, and let's f'n go!
September 15, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Trans jocks become trans coaches. Could you imagine a whole cyclical trans athlete ecosystem? No slope more slippery
September 15, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Windows 3.11 was an inside job!
September 15, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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15 months on hrt and i think it's really making a difference! 💖
July 19, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Good morning and Hapoy Tuesday Blueskies!

I hope life is treating you softly and if it isn't, that a person in your life can spare some for you. Or maybe you have some you can spare for a friend who needs a little extra for today.

Let's all make the world a little cozier, and let's f'n go!
September 15, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I got some nice things while thrifting today ☺️

Got a few shirts, some jeans and even some winter gloves!
September 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Happy Shot Day for all the girls who do Monday estrogen shots!

Good job getting your shot done and keeping yourself hormonalized!
September 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
In choosing to have the biggest of thighs, I am choosing the path of light

And squats

So many squats
September 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM