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Julia
@sappharine.bsky.social
26, Canada, 18+ only 🎹
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Thinking about Jason Alexander on Criminal Minds again
August 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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mathematician who just got broken up with by all of her many partners, sobbing "poly,,,,,,gone"
July 28, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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going "oh, banana!" every time i pick one up in super monkey ball 2 for the gamecube
July 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Jar Jar Binks in a fight with his gf
July 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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me: we're all so mired in discourse and the cruelty of our world. that we've turned harsh and acidic. why bother to keep going?

japanese guinea pig account: tofu-chan is a little ugly, but she's very friendly. grow big and strong, tofu-chan!

me, tearing up again: grow big and strong, tofu-chan...
March 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Another inaccuracy I noticed in Spider-Man 2 is Mr Ditkovich sheepishly pulling up his pants in front of Ursula. No Slavic man would be embarrassed to be in their underwear in front of their child
June 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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asking my dentist if im a bad person
June 4, 2026 at 1:31 PM
the peace and joy of being fat
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I could’ve sworn my vibrator only had 3 settings with a consistent vibration before it went into the woody woodpecker bullshit, but today I discovered there’s a fourth with an even higher level of strength. I was like “did I unlock this? I must have unlocked this”
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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changing my fundraiser because my roommates and I are no longer able to afford to stay here

I need to find a room and I need to raise money to move in, im sorry I have to do this, im tired and I just want to survive

please help if you can, I need to live

ca$happ= $ValterraBella
¥enmo= @VeeBeeExx
October 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Alexei Navalny was watching Pickle Rick on the flight where he almost died from being poisoned
December 31, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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contestant on Gay Wheel of Fortune during Before And After : i'd like to solve, Gay Pat. Community Service Top!
August 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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ohh... it's called laundry because you hang it out in the laun to dry
August 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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What the fuck is even going on right now? All of this shit is happening at the same time. This isn't a problem, it's a goddamn epidemic.
It was only a matter of time, but Canada has joined the censorship bandwagon with Bill S-209.

Sign the petition, call your MPs, raise hell.

www.change.org/p/stop-bill-...
Sign the Petition
Stop Bill S-209’s De-Anonymization of Every Canadian Adult
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August 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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July 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I’m like if jesus christ was a girl
July 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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July 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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ohh it's called a roomba because it cleans the floor, like a baroom
July 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
less delicious chicken recipe called Have a One Night Stand with Me Chicken
June 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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inventing the auntie dom: a cooler dom you only see occasionally that lets you do stuff your mommy dom doesn't
June 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
vegetable lard is a crazy concept
June 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
the fact that I’m horniest not when I’m ovulating but right before my period shows that even my body is a procrastinator
June 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM