I assumed that I was obnoxious about not wanting to be around MAGATs to the point of annoyance, and then today someone invited me to a Zac Brown concert, and I realized I’m not being nearly obnoxious enough.

I just paid $2.99 to paramount to watch the Duke/UConn game and am disgusted with myself. Suggestions on the best place to make an offsetting donation?

Ilia wanted to be the first to land the quad axel. Didn’t need it. Tried anyway. Something went wrong and it spiraled. If he had gone in thinking triple he would have won the gold.

Why did no one tell me Pacey is coaching one of the men’s figure skaters? #Olympics #FigureSkating

A team from a blue state is going to win the Super Bowl and I’m good with that.

I see that Trump celebrated Festivus early this year.

Remember when we all thought a 1 year extension of the ACA subsidies was a bead deal? Fun times.

Don’t forget the pedophiles.

Finally realizing “they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats” was a prediction for the American diet after he crashes the economy into oblivion.

Elon - you feel like donating a few bucks to Cuomo? Maybe a rally? Just spitballing here.

Seen at my local diner

I hesitated to delete my Facebook account even though the ONLY thing I used it for is to get recommendations from the local mom’s group. How will I find a handyman? Here’s the thing - today I texted my IRL friends and asked for handyman suggestions and boom! they responded. Amazing.

Hey guys! I found the immigrant stealing American jobs! Vice President Trump - you want to look into this?