Sarah
@sarahloudandshort.bsky.social
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Sarah
@sarahloudandshort.bsky.social
· Oct 15
I think I’m going to start writing again.
Coming soon, Another Dumb Bitch with a Substack.™️
Coming soon, Another Dumb Bitch with a Substack.™️
$30 of TJs flowers and some foraged hydrangea, goldenrod, and an unidentified vine.
I miss being creative every day.
I miss being creative every day.
October 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
$30 of TJs flowers and some foraged hydrangea, goldenrod, and an unidentified vine.
I miss being creative every day.
I miss being creative every day.
I’m doing some flowers for J’s mom (she’s hosting bunco tomorrow) and I have been mentally making a list of roadside weeds to snip. 🤣 Today is the day! Top Golf parking lot, I am coming for you!
October 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I’m doing some flowers for J’s mom (she’s hosting bunco tomorrow) and I have been mentally making a list of roadside weeds to snip. 🤣 Today is the day! Top Golf parking lot, I am coming for you!
I’m so sad that Pete and Brev have to say “da zone” because of this dumb streaming deal.
October 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I’m so sad that Pete and Brev have to say “da zone” because of this dumb streaming deal.
Welp, had my first experience with a pervert customer! (Weird old man kept putting his hands in his pants while talking to us about his charge account.)
Unfortunately/fortunately two other people also witnessed this, but guys. Could’ve done without it!
Unfortunately/fortunately two other people also witnessed this, but guys. Could’ve done without it!
October 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Welp, had my first experience with a pervert customer! (Weird old man kept putting his hands in his pants while talking to us about his charge account.)
Unfortunately/fortunately two other people also witnessed this, but guys. Could’ve done without it!
Unfortunately/fortunately two other people also witnessed this, but guys. Could’ve done without it!
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I am so tired.
(Of just about everything.)
(Of just about everything.)
September 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I am so tired.
(Of just about everything.)
(Of just about everything.)
Just one of those days where everything is just a little bit irritating.
(Yes, shark week is imminent.)
(Yes, shark week is imminent.)
September 29, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Just one of those days where everything is just a little bit irritating.
(Yes, shark week is imminent.)
(Yes, shark week is imminent.)
Guys. I had to go get another gallon of paint, and it is juuuuust a smidge lighter than the original.
J put a second coat of the first can on two walls. I used the rest of the first can to do a second trim coat on the other two walls.
J put a second coat of the first can on two walls. I used the rest of the first can to do a second trim coat on the other two walls.
We are painting our dining room GREEN and I am absolutely obsessed with it.
Color is Arugula from Lowe’s. Looks much closer to the swatch in person. Bottom of the railing needs another coat. Painting sucks, but I’m glad we are doing it.
Color is Arugula from Lowe’s. Looks much closer to the swatch in person. Bottom of the railing needs another coat. Painting sucks, but I’m glad we are doing it.
September 27, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Guys. I had to go get another gallon of paint, and it is juuuuust a smidge lighter than the original.
J put a second coat of the first can on two walls. I used the rest of the first can to do a second trim coat on the other two walls.
J put a second coat of the first can on two walls. I used the rest of the first can to do a second trim coat on the other two walls.
We are painting our dining room GREEN and I am absolutely obsessed with it.
Color is Arugula from Lowe’s. Looks much closer to the swatch in person. Bottom of the railing needs another coat. Painting sucks, but I’m glad we are doing it.
Color is Arugula from Lowe’s. Looks much closer to the swatch in person. Bottom of the railing needs another coat. Painting sucks, but I’m glad we are doing it.
September 26, 2026 at 9:53 PM
We are painting our dining room GREEN and I am absolutely obsessed with it.
Color is Arugula from Lowe’s. Looks much closer to the swatch in person. Bottom of the railing needs another coat. Painting sucks, but I’m glad we are doing it.
Color is Arugula from Lowe’s. Looks much closer to the swatch in person. Bottom of the railing needs another coat. Painting sucks, but I’m glad we are doing it.
Darkness is coming.
Cue “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”.
Cue “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”.
September 26, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Darkness is coming.
Cue “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”.
Cue “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”.
I’ve been out all week. Back to the office today.
Buzz Lightyear: No Sign of Intelligent Life
ALT: Buzz Lightyear: No Sign of Intelligent Life
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September 25, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I’ve been out all week. Back to the office today.
The number of women I know who would be so much better off as single parents is astonishing.
Adele's 'Divorce Babe Divorce' Meme
ALT: Adele's 'Divorce Babe Divorce' Meme
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September 22, 2026 at 3:26 PM
The number of women I know who would be so much better off as single parents is astonishing.
I am generally glad that this dog of mine cannot speak words, but some nights I really wish he could just tell me wtf he wants.
I’ve gotten out of bed five times now, and I swear to sweet baby Jesus, if he starts screaming (yes, he screams) at me again tonight I am going to lose it.
I’ve gotten out of bed five times now, and I swear to sweet baby Jesus, if he starts screaming (yes, he screams) at me again tonight I am going to lose it.
September 18, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I am generally glad that this dog of mine cannot speak words, but some nights I really wish he could just tell me wtf he wants.
I’ve gotten out of bed five times now, and I swear to sweet baby Jesus, if he starts screaming (yes, he screams) at me again tonight I am going to lose it.
I’ve gotten out of bed five times now, and I swear to sweet baby Jesus, if he starts screaming (yes, he screams) at me again tonight I am going to lose it.
If someone rolled their great-grandpa into the bank to take out all their money, and the elderly person could not make that transaction on their own without the grandkid’s direction, the bank would not allow them to make a withdrawal. The teller would be mandated to report potential elder abuse.
JUST NOW: A confused, clearly not-there McConnell votes “AYE” after almost voting NO with Dems but getting *corrected* by handlers around him
September 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
If someone rolled their great-grandpa into the bank to take out all their money, and the elderly person could not make that transaction on their own without the grandkid’s direction, the bank would not allow them to make a withdrawal. The teller would be mandated to report potential elder abuse.
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I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
September 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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The smallest fry had a really tough day, and it doesn’t matter how old they get, it is still tears me up inside when I can’t fix it and make it better. Even though I know it is good for her to muddle through and learn as she goes!
September 17, 2026 at 4:52 AM
The smallest fry had a really tough day, and it doesn’t matter how old they get, it is still tears me up inside when I can’t fix it and make it better. Even though I know it is good for her to muddle through and learn as she goes!
Today was a real Monday of a Monday.
September 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Today was a real Monday of a Monday.
I’m working today and while I’m the only one in the business office, the store is open and I am having a VERY hard time not yelling while watching this Temple game.
Also note to self, five shots of espresso is too many shots of espresso for a latte the morning of a big game with an 11am kick.
Also note to self, five shots of espresso is too many shots of espresso for a latte the morning of a big game with an 11am kick.
September 12, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I’m working today and while I’m the only one in the business office, the store is open and I am having a VERY hard time not yelling while watching this Temple game.
Also note to self, five shots of espresso is too many shots of espresso for a latte the morning of a big game with an 11am kick.
Also note to self, five shots of espresso is too many shots of espresso for a latte the morning of a big game with an 11am kick.
Just signed the dog up for picture day at daycare next week, so yeah, it’s pretty fucking cool having adult kids.
September 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Just signed the dog up for picture day at daycare next week, so yeah, it’s pretty fucking cool having adult kids.
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you can be arrested if you give water to people waiting on line to vote
The lies continue. He is offering money if people vote for him.
September 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
you can be arrested if you give water to people waiting on line to vote
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