SaraKateW
@sarakatew.bsky.social
“i shall throw my phone into the sea” 2026
just kidding, I shall start a bespoke blog instead
https://skwbotd.ghost.io/about/
just kidding, I shall start a bespoke blog instead
https://skwbotd.ghost.io/about/
I like September baseball; there is more to root for when “SPOIL IT FOR THEM” is in the mix. I am, in fact, a little stinker.
September 16, 2026 at 10:46 AM
I like September baseball; there is more to root for when “SPOIL IT FOR THEM” is in the mix. I am, in fact, a little stinker.
I am in some weird starter packs suddenly.
September 16, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I am in some weird starter packs suddenly.
Wel, I had a full on panic attack in the dentist chair; monday starting awesome
September 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Wel, I had a full on panic attack in the dentist chair; monday starting awesome
Yesterday I saw a sign outside a chiropractor that read “why wait, to feel great” and I think that comma really threw the branding up in the air.
September 14, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Yesterday I saw a sign outside a chiropractor that read “why wait, to feel great” and I think that comma really threw the branding up in the air.
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I think this was ultimately the right move.
September 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I think this was ultimately the right move.
I love this phase of America where I see gas for $3.95 and think “well what kind of scam are -they-running”
September 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I love this phase of America where I see gas for $3.95 and think “well what kind of scam are -they-running”
pssst wanna see a sandhill crane
September 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
pssst wanna see a sandhill crane
The return from Delmarva back over the Bay Bridge is distinct from every other car journey in the history of the human mind, in that it takes much, much longer to get home than to get where you’re going.
September 12, 2026 at 10:14 PM
The return from Delmarva back over the Bay Bridge is distinct from every other car journey in the history of the human mind, in that it takes much, much longer to get home than to get where you’re going.
Oh my God holy shit I got em
Pals you won’t believe it but I am struggling to find a specific bird in 16,000 acres this morning
September 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Oh my God holy shit I got em
I believe the bugs at Bombay Hook NWR have broken me. everyone had always said that they make the plave uninhabitable for humans in the summer but I had to see for myself and now I have and I agree
September 12, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I believe the bugs at Bombay Hook NWR have broken me. everyone had always said that they make the plave uninhabitable for humans in the summer but I had to see for myself and now I have and I agree
Pals you won’t believe it but I am struggling to find a specific bird in 16,000 acres this morning
September 12, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Pals you won’t believe it but I am struggling to find a specific bird in 16,000 acres this morning
may I just say ducks
September 12, 2026 at 12:08 PM
may I just say ducks
Well, I forgot to pack my night guard, my life is over.
September 12, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Well, I forgot to pack my night guard, my life is over.
My experience with roadside non-chain one-story motels is that the furniture was last replaced im 1982, the bathrooms are huge, and that they are immaculately, antiseptically, spotlessly clean. I’d rather stay at a $69 “Paradise Motel” than any Wyndham property.
September 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
My experience with roadside non-chain one-story motels is that the furniture was last replaced im 1982, the bathrooms are huge, and that they are immaculately, antiseptically, spotlessly clean. I’d rather stay at a $69 “Paradise Motel” than any Wyndham property.
As is my habit, which friends are as likely to be charmed by as horrified by, I am once again taking a flyer on an $85 roadside motel. Is this sign not incredible?
September 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
As is my habit, which friends are as likely to be charmed by as horrified by, I am once again taking a flyer on an $85 roadside motel. Is this sign not incredible?
What size do you think that Get Cracked tshirt Reacher is wearing is? 9XL? It's not tight on him, which feels impossible.
September 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
What size do you think that Get Cracked tshirt Reacher is wearing is? 9XL? It's not tight on him, which feels impossible.
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THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival.
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
September 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
Doing a steak on the stove top in a cast iron skillet, setting off the smoke alarm, getting abused on the internet for the crime of not owning a grill, I live for it.
September 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Doing a steak on the stove top in a cast iron skillet, setting off the smoke alarm, getting abused on the internet for the crime of not owning a grill, I live for it.
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they should make a phone that I can crumple up into a ball and shoot into a trash can like a basketball
September 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
they should make a phone that I can crumple up into a ball and shoot into a trash can like a basketball
I just heard on a podcast that Roald Dahl was 6’6” and I had no one to whom I could say “more like Roald Tall.”
September 9, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I just heard on a podcast that Roald Dahl was 6’6” and I had no one to whom I could say “more like Roald Tall.”
ohhhh maybe not now
September 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
ohhhh maybe not now
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FASCISTS: /take time from busy schedule of planning WWIII to post that Darth Vader is the new MLK and declares today is Satan's birthday
MEDIA: /reports on Satan's birthday like it's real
'THE RESISTANCE': /posts 5 million times about how these people don't really understand Star Wars at all
MEDIA: /reports on Satan's birthday like it's real
'THE RESISTANCE': /posts 5 million times about how these people don't really understand Star Wars at all
September 7, 2026 at 3:21 PM
FASCISTS: /take time from busy schedule of planning WWIII to post that Darth Vader is the new MLK and declares today is Satan's birthday
MEDIA: /reports on Satan's birthday like it's real
'THE RESISTANCE': /posts 5 million times about how these people don't really understand Star Wars at all
MEDIA: /reports on Satan's birthday like it's real
'THE RESISTANCE': /posts 5 million times about how these people don't really understand Star Wars at all
somebody say “bitch, clean this house” to me
September 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
somebody say “bitch, clean this house” to me
The niece, for UNO-related reasons, was yelling “Six! Six! Six!” and I said “are you reading the tattoo you were born with?” and now this conversation has gone just all over the place.
September 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The niece, for UNO-related reasons, was yelling “Six! Six! Six!” and I said “are you reading the tattoo you were born with?” and now this conversation has gone just all over the place.
I have no idea what happened in the football game, but why does this look like the back cover of a Dean Koontz novel ©️1983.
September 6, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I have no idea what happened in the football game, but why does this look like the back cover of a Dean Koontz novel ©️1983.