Sarge The Destroyer
@sargethedestroyer.bsky.social
Cohost of Cryptid Cocktail Party and Citizens Guide to the Supernormal. More shenanigans in the link below.
https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer
https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer
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I hate when people say, "don't knock it until you try it." Like, I don't need to shit in a hot air frier to know it's going to be unpleasant.
Man, fuck Flock Cameras. AI can't even figure out how many fingers a human hand is supposed to have, but we're trusting it to read license plates?
August 20, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Man, fuck Flock Cameras. AI can't even figure out how many fingers a human hand is supposed to have, but we're trusting it to read license plates?
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A seemingly never-ending amount of clowns exiting a tiny car except it's the brass section of a ska band exciting a van.
August 16, 2026 at 10:03 PM
A seemingly never-ending amount of clowns exiting a tiny car except it's the brass section of a ska band exciting a van.
I'm so fucking sick of needed apps for shit. Like, I'm buying a fucking coffee, bro. We don't need a computer for this.
August 17, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I'm so fucking sick of needed apps for shit. Like, I'm buying a fucking coffee, bro. We don't need a computer for this.
Last night, I has a dream that I was back in the Army. The entire dream was just me and two other sergeants arguing about how to properly line the troops up by height. To date, this is the most accurate dream about being a sergeant that I have ever had.
June 23, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Last night, I has a dream that I was back in the Army. The entire dream was just me and two other sergeants arguing about how to properly line the troops up by height. To date, this is the most accurate dream about being a sergeant that I have ever had.
Recently, while checking out an antique shop and wondering if any items in it were haunted, a painting fell off the wall and smashed me in the face. So, I'm basically a human EMF reader.
June 20, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Recently, while checking out an antique shop and wondering if any items in it were haunted, a painting fell off the wall and smashed me in the face. So, I'm basically a human EMF reader.
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I wonder if @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social has ever had a cheese frenchy sammich.
June 20, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I wonder if @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social has ever had a cheese frenchy sammich.
It'd be super cool if more Christians died for my sins.
June 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
It'd be super cool if more Christians died for my sins.
These fucking goons can't help but grift.
apnews.com/article/geor...
apnews.com/article/geor...
George Santos reported to prosecutors over suspicious Kalshi trades, AP source says
A prediction market reported U.S. Rep. George Santos to federal prosecutors after he boasted he’d be going to President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address, then bet against his own attendance.
apnews.com
June 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
These fucking goons can't help but grift.
apnews.com/article/geor...
apnews.com/article/geor...
Totally hypothetical question: What if someone were to just blast an airhorn into their cellphone every time a telemarketer calls?
May 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Totally hypothetical question: What if someone were to just blast an airhorn into their cellphone every time a telemarketer calls?
I'm pretty sure the latest assassin was going to let Patel live because he knew there was no way that moron could catch him. Kash Patel couldn't catch covid in a wet market.
April 28, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I'm pretty sure the latest assassin was going to let Patel live because he knew there was no way that moron could catch him. Kash Patel couldn't catch covid in a wet market.
I'm not normally a hot take guy, but let's be honest, an FBI led by Kash Patel couldn't find an elephant in a Volkswagen. If I go missing while that fucking wonky-eyed hobbit is in charge, just write my obituary and send some flowers to my mom.
February 21, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I'm not normally a hot take guy, but let's be honest, an FBI led by Kash Patel couldn't find an elephant in a Volkswagen. If I go missing while that fucking wonky-eyed hobbit is in charge, just write my obituary and send some flowers to my mom.
Kid Rock makes music for people who like rap but hate black folks.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Kid Rock makes music for people who like rap but hate black folks.
I know I'm not supposed to respond to scam texts, but I'm intrigued.
January 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I know I'm not supposed to respond to scam texts, but I'm intrigued.
“Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshiping.”
-- Hubert Reeves (1932 - 2023)
-- Hubert Reeves (1932 - 2023)
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshiping.”
-- Hubert Reeves (1932 - 2023)
-- Hubert Reeves (1932 - 2023)
Yo, read my substack. It's free.
open.substack.com/pub/sargethe...
open.substack.com/pub/sargethe...
Don't Trust Your TV
Wolves In Sheep's Clothing
open.substack.com
September 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Yo, read my substack. It's free.
open.substack.com/pub/sargethe...
open.substack.com/pub/sargethe...
Hey @nasawebb.extwitter.link, see, I can take cool pictures of the sky too! The moon, Venus, and Regulus lined up this morning.
September 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Hey @nasawebb.extwitter.link, see, I can take cool pictures of the sky too! The moon, Venus, and Regulus lined up this morning.
So, MAGA influencer/SoundCloud-level rapper/Raggedy Ann wearing a Post Malone Halloween costume, Tom MacDonald has a new song out...
September 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
So, MAGA influencer/SoundCloud-level rapper/Raggedy Ann wearing a Post Malone Halloween costume, Tom MacDonald has a new song out...
Apparently, the only way to get the US Government to give a shit about the safety of Ukrainians is to bring them to America.
apnews.com/article/char...
apnews.com/article/char...
Man faces federal charge in killing of Ukrainian woman on Charlotte train
The Justice Department has charged a man with the fatal stabbing of a Ukrainian refugee on a North Carolina commuter train.
apnews.com
September 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Apparently, the only way to get the US Government to give a shit about the safety of Ukrainians is to bring them to America.
apnews.com/article/char...
apnews.com/article/char...
This could be us but you playin, @massgov.bsky.social.
August 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This could be us but you playin, @massgov.bsky.social.
RIP Cobes. Dude was a legend.
YouTuber KingCobraJFS, Joshua Saunders, dies at 34 | The Express Tribune share.google/Gms9qTS7YpSA...
YouTuber KingCobraJFS, Joshua Saunders, dies at 34 | The Express Tribune share.google/Gms9qTS7YpSA...
YouTuber KingCobraJFS, Joshua Saunders, dies at 34 | The Express Tribune
YouTube creator Joshua “KingCobraJFS” Saunders has died at 34 in Casper, Wyoming. The cause of death is under review.
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August 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
RIP Cobes. Dude was a legend.
YouTuber KingCobraJFS, Joshua Saunders, dies at 34 | The Express Tribune share.google/Gms9qTS7YpSA...
YouTuber KingCobraJFS, Joshua Saunders, dies at 34 | The Express Tribune share.google/Gms9qTS7YpSA...
At this point, Lindsey Graham is the only person who doesn't know that Lindsey Graham is gay.
August 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
At this point, Lindsey Graham is the only person who doesn't know that Lindsey Graham is gay.
I love Peter Jackson. He's an incredible director, but why does every picture of him look like he just got arrested for pooping through a sunroof?
August 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I love Peter Jackson. He's an incredible director, but why does every picture of him look like he just got arrested for pooping through a sunroof?
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A Viking funeral, but you deep fry me in batter, then finish me with powdered sugar and strawberries and serve me up like a funnel cake.
August 5, 2025 at 10:46 AM
A Viking funeral, but you deep fry me in batter, then finish me with powdered sugar and strawberries and serve me up like a funnel cake.
"McDonalds is the place to rock." - Wesley Willis
August 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
"McDonalds is the place to rock." - Wesley Willis
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i did not give you permission to tickle my fancy
August 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i did not give you permission to tickle my fancy