Sasha Distan
@sashadistan.bsky.social
they/them, enby🏳️⚧️, 38 🐺
Writer, heathen, maker of things. Certified Good With Knives.
https://sashadistan.carrd.co
Writer, heathen, maker of things. Certified Good With Knives.
https://sashadistan.carrd.co
Can I pet it? Please.
October 6, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Can I pet it? Please.
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A NEW FIGHTER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA
Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific
Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck
www.independent.co.uk
October 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
A NEW FIGHTER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA
Literally any film with a teacher in
name a film that got your job entirely wrong.
October 6, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Literally any film with a teacher in
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I do not want it in my words
I do not want it faking birds
I do not like it in my mail
It really is beyond the pale
I do not want it stealing art
I not want it whole, or part
I do not want your AI spam
I hate it, hate it, Sam Altman
I do not want it faking birds
I do not like it in my mail
It really is beyond the pale
I do not want it stealing art
I not want it whole, or part
I do not want your AI spam
I hate it, hate it, Sam Altman
October 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I do not want it in my words
I do not want it faking birds
I do not like it in my mail
It really is beyond the pale
I do not want it stealing art
I not want it whole, or part
I do not want your AI spam
I hate it, hate it, Sam Altman
I do not want it faking birds
I do not like it in my mail
It really is beyond the pale
I do not want it stealing art
I not want it whole, or part
I do not want your AI spam
I hate it, hate it, Sam Altman
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New roles if you'd like to join the ConFuzzled team!
➡️ Transport Ops - Shuttle Co-ordinator (Crew)
➡️ Production Services - Deputy Head (Staff)
➡️ Events - Deputy Head (Staff)
Head to buff.ly/oCZoHSf to read more and apply for these, and all our open roles.
➡️ Transport Ops - Shuttle Co-ordinator (Crew)
➡️ Production Services - Deputy Head (Staff)
➡️ Events - Deputy Head (Staff)
Head to buff.ly/oCZoHSf to read more and apply for these, and all our open roles.
October 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
New roles if you'd like to join the ConFuzzled team!
➡️ Transport Ops - Shuttle Co-ordinator (Crew)
➡️ Production Services - Deputy Head (Staff)
➡️ Events - Deputy Head (Staff)
Head to buff.ly/oCZoHSf to read more and apply for these, and all our open roles.
➡️ Transport Ops - Shuttle Co-ordinator (Crew)
➡️ Production Services - Deputy Head (Staff)
➡️ Events - Deputy Head (Staff)
Head to buff.ly/oCZoHSf to read more and apply for these, and all our open roles.
I am a simple man
September 30, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I am a simple man
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But I don't know anything about tapes or digitisation or anything like that. I don't even know how I would play this. I don't even know if it's still in good enough condition to play.
So my question is... How?
How do I take these two tapes, this two part performance, and make the choir live again?
So my question is... How?
How do I take these two tapes, this two part performance, and make the choir live again?
September 28, 2026 at 6:53 PM
But I don't know anything about tapes or digitisation or anything like that. I don't even know how I would play this. I don't even know if it's still in good enough condition to play.
So my question is... How?
How do I take these two tapes, this two part performance, and make the choir live again?
So my question is... How?
How do I take these two tapes, this two part performance, and make the choir live again?
Dashi understands Sundays
September 27, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Dashi understands Sundays
...Fucka
September 26, 2026 at 6:44 PM
...Fucka
I emerge from the husk of the work week wondering what I did with my life since Sunday night...
September 25, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I emerge from the husk of the work week wondering what I did with my life since Sunday night...
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You can apologize but that alone is not reverting it back to how it was before.
September 21, 2026 at 12:35 PM
You can apologize but that alone is not reverting it back to how it was before.
Yup, that tracks
September 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Yup, that tracks
I could not be more delighted with how these two came out looking! I am all giggles.
these lovelies done for @sashadistan.bsky.social some of the most unique designs ive seen! thank you so much for commissioning me <3
#horse #art #oc #equine #ych #commission #digitalart #horseart #fantasy
#horse #art #oc #equine #ych #commission #digitalart #horseart #fantasy
September 17, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I could not be more delighted with how these two came out looking! I am all giggles.
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these lovelies done for @sashadistan.bsky.social some of the most unique designs ive seen! thank you so much for commissioning me <3
#horse #art #oc #equine #ych #commission #digitalart #horseart #fantasy
#horse #art #oc #equine #ych #commission #digitalart #horseart #fantasy
September 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
these lovelies done for @sashadistan.bsky.social some of the most unique designs ive seen! thank you so much for commissioning me <3
#horse #art #oc #equine #ych #commission #digitalart #horseart #fantasy
#horse #art #oc #equine #ych #commission #digitalart #horseart #fantasy
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They seem to think everyone’s used Chat GPT or similar but I’ve never used it, and I think a lot of other people feel the same.
September 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
They seem to think everyone’s used Chat GPT or similar but I’ve never used it, and I think a lot of other people feel the same.
Thinkmeat
September 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Thinkmeat
It's at moments like these where you look at your own hand and go... Oh yeah, that weird hereditary condition I have which never seems to impact me does have physical evidence 😅
Our feature tutorial/artist today is this page of notes on how FINGER SPACING, by the talented
@kato_anatomy! This observation shows the most when drawing a RELAXED hand. #gamedev #animatindev #comicart #comics #illustraion #anime #manga #anatomy
@kato_anatomy! This observation shows the most when drawing a RELAXED hand. #gamedev #animatindev #comicart #comics #illustraion #anime #manga #anatomy
September 12, 2026 at 12:28 PM
It's at moments like these where you look at your own hand and go... Oh yeah, that weird hereditary condition I have which never seems to impact me does have physical evidence 😅
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Not entirely sure why this made me laugh. Oh the poor T-rex suffering such indignity~
September 11, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Not entirely sure why this made me laugh. Oh the poor T-rex suffering such indignity~
#FursuitFriday and we're the boys in the band featuring
@jackfuzball.bsky.social on drums
@crikeycroc.bsky.social on keys
@cosmyd.bsky.social on guitar
@jackfuzball.bsky.social on drums
@crikeycroc.bsky.social on keys
@cosmyd.bsky.social on guitar
September 11, 2026 at 11:10 AM
#FursuitFriday and we're the boys in the band featuring
@jackfuzball.bsky.social on drums
@crikeycroc.bsky.social on keys
@cosmyd.bsky.social on guitar
@jackfuzball.bsky.social on drums
@crikeycroc.bsky.social on keys
@cosmyd.bsky.social on guitar
I have an axe and I'm here to cause trouble
September 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I have an axe and I'm here to cause trouble
Wake up guys, who needs a new crack ship?
September 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Wake up guys, who needs a new crack ship?
No. It could not happen to me, because I do not press the big button marked "let the computer do your thinking for you, by the way it's all theft and destroys the planet".
Simple.
Simple.
Dr. Jeremy Heffner is a highly educated, high-achieving surgeon. AI chatbots fawned over him, told him he was one of the smartest humans ever, and guided him through the looking glass to a surrealistic world. It could happen to anyone. Even you. He joins us.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
September 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
No. It could not happen to me, because I do not press the big button marked "let the computer do your thinking for you, by the way it's all theft and destroys the planet".
Simple.
Simple.
You know when someone makes something that I just EVERYTHING you could have ever imagined and more?
This is that.
This is that.
When Metallica emails you and says ‘hey, can you make us a Halloween shirt? Maybe one of your werewolves?’ You say YES
Available for preorder for 72 hours only www.metallica.com/store/2026-h...
Available for preorder for 72 hours only www.metallica.com/store/2026-h...
September 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
You know when someone makes something that I just EVERYTHING you could have ever imagined and more?
This is that.
This is that.
Oh no
I have a NEW favourite Ghost song now.
I have a NEW favourite Ghost song now.
I have a favourite Ghost song now
September 5, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Oh no
I have a NEW favourite Ghost song now.
I have a NEW favourite Ghost song now.
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Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
September 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe