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English-language propaganda, oozing verbal sweat in the Tokyo heat

(formerly @giantrobot on bird site to much hilarious confusion)
the funniest thing would be if after all this Duren rolled up to #Pistons training cap super chonky
October 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
#letterboxd #LastFourWatched #LastFourFriday #Filmsky

Quantum of Solace 2008 (r)
Casino Royale 2006 (r)
The Lavender Hill Mob 1951 (with Audrey Hepburn for a hot second)
Face 1997 (young Robert Carlyle, Ray Winstone, 23 year-old Lena Headey, and Damon Albarn of Gorillaz/Blur)
October 2, 2026 at 7:00 AM
today is a sneaky good day to send a contract over to the Pistons, I bet they are blindly clicking APPROVE on anything that comes in as fast as they can that isn't a QO
The Pistons and Kevin Huerter wasted no time before committing to each other. They’re confident they’re getting the best version of him.

“He’s just a really good basketball player.”

www.nba.com/pistons/news...
Pistons Re-Sign Kevin Huerter to Three-Year Contract
The Detroit Pistons moved fast to re-sign shooting guard Kevin Huerter to a three-year, $27 million deal, believing the player they acquired mid-season will ...
www.nba.com
October 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
are we sure that Trajan Langdon isn't a Vulcan
September 28, 2026 at 8:29 PM
ok Avatar: The Last Airbender and Steven Universe not being on here IS A TRAVESTY

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century
More than 500 influential stars, showrunners and other notable names in the world of TV voted on the best series released since Jan. 1, 2000. See what they chose.
www.nytimes.com
September 25, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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Suzuki/Nogawa’s Flesh Trilogy + Movie Title Hall of Fame Nominee

Carmen from Kawachi 1966
Story of a Prostitute 1965
Gate of Flesh 1964
Cat Girls Gamblers: Abandoned Fangs of Triumph 1966
September 25, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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September 24, 2026 at 1:45 PM
are we surprised he didn't rename it AMERICA Intelligence
Trump tells the UN he is officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to "Super Intelligence" and says all US government documents will now be changed to refer to "SI"
September 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
LET'S GOOOOO
September 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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Rope 1948
Nope 2022
Dope 2015
Hope 호프 2026
September 18, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Words to live by.
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
September 17, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
September 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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The Bank Job 2008
Gamera Super Monster 1980
The Black Gambler: The Gambling Syndicate 黒い賭博師 1965
Tattooed Life 刺青一代 1965
September 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Can I say I am concerned that the #Apple Ternus era is starting with socks and sandals
September 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The #iPhoneDuo is designed for second screen watching bc we are all ADHD now. Because of iPhones
September 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
September 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
#letterboxd #LastFourWatched #LastFourFriday #Filmsky

Colony 군체 2026
The Shadow's Edge 捕風追影 2025
Fatal Termination 赤色大風暴 1990
The Man with the Golden Gun 1974 (r)
September 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
the real hammer would have been forcing the #Clippers to take out half the urinals at Intuit Dome
- Ballmer, Frank, Zucker suspended.
- Uncle Dennis banned from NBA business.
- Kahwi having to pay 700k in restitution for improper benefits for his former representation.

They didn't even Friday evening news dump it. Shams bomb smack dab in the middle of the work week 🤯🤯🤯
September 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Hegseth has taken out more American generals than Iranian ones.
September 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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No, Texas didn't suspend 1.2 million voters. Here's what actually happened.
Suspense, Suspended, Purged, Purgatory
No, Texas didn't suspend 1.2 million voters. Here's what actually happened.
www.lonestarleft.com
August 31, 2026 at 11:34 PM
August 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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The Canadians, realizing they could completely destroy the Republican Party in November by shutting down oil exports and driving us gasoline to $9/gal
August 29, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Green Snake 1993 (r)
The Green Slime 1968
The Dark Crystal 1982 (r)
Soylent Green 1973
August 28, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
August 25, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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As mentioned in my comment on USPS's new ballot rule, the American postal service was born in 1774 _because_ the alternative system (the Crown's post) let the executive decide which mail not to deliver.

For a Court riveted by bespoke historical analogs, this rule is 252 years of unAmerican.
electionlawblog.org
August 22, 2026 at 7:03 PM