sassy detritus
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sassy detritus
@sassydetritus.bsky.social
i do not live in idaho
i do not live in idaho
but sometimes when the wind blows slow
and mountains rise up capped with snow
i wonder what it's like to know
the quiet life in idaho
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I’ve watched this video of Mike Lindell being served legal papers during his TV interview at CPAC a dozen times already! 🤣🤣
March 27, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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You’d be tired too after a weekend of golfing, pretending to negotiate with Iran, and touring Graceland.
March 23, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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The world’s most honest disclaimer.
March 23, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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This is Stanley. He just helped solve a 160-year-old murder by digging up a bottle of poison in his backyard. Just two doors down in 1865, Mary Ann Ashford poisoned her husband's tea to be with her younger lover. Since his discovery, Stanley has stopped digging. 15/10
March 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Atlanta Airport… looks like ICE wandering around aimlessly has solved everything… 🇺🇸
March 23, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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This is Breuer. He's here to let you know it's National Puppy Day. Doesn't know what that means but hopes it involves snacks. 12/10 (IG: chasenbreulabradors)
March 23, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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March 23, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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When the human is yelling at someone named “getoffthecounter” but my name is Jinxy.
March 23, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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February 19, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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I once went to KFC and they told me their fryers weren’t working so they didn’t have any chicken and did I still want anything, and I was like wtf do they even mean? like a Pepsi and loose corn?
February 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Sven drowned and then Fleurrie was raptured.
February 19, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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they should invent a cost of living that goes down
February 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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FYI, this grant program is open to anyone communicating science.

It does not require that you went to school for science.

You could be a Ph.D. student, an artist, a community organizer, a teacher, or any other profession. As long as you are communicating science IRL in the US, you're eligible.
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Attention science communicators!
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The 2026 Science IRL mini-grant application is NOW OPEN!

Submit your creative ideas for connecting people with actionable science information *offline*.

The deadline for this round of grants is March 23, 2026.

Apply here!
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SCIENCE IRL: SciComm mini-grant 2026
Skype a Scientist is offering $300-$1,000 mini-grants to support boots-on-the-ground science communication. The Science IRL mini-grants will support projects that put either 1) important science mess...
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February 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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> butterfly in the sky
heck yeah, nature is beautiful!
> i can fly twice as high
oh damn we're doing a diss track
February 19, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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congrats to DC on achieving statehood
February 19, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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We’re at bar trivia and the Girl Scouts just showed up. Diabolical. Brilliant. Exactly what we needed.
February 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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I need to stand near a cold, gray ocean soon. to replenish my HP
February 18, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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What if it's not a bluff?
February 18, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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🍷Happy National Wine Day🍷

🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊

Oops I’m a little late 🙄
I looked down and saw $80 on the sidewalk.
Being the good Christian that I am, I thought, what would Jesus do?
So I went to the liquor store and turned it into wine 🍷

Enjoy your day
We will be okay

❤️Love❤️
🦊Foxy 🦊
February 18, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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I think I’d be more pissed at my spouse who fucked my sibling than my sibling who fucked my spouse.
Spouse was a choice. Spouse made a promise. That’s the greater betrayal. Sibling… I could rationalize “well, we like the same things.”

Anyway, back to shelving.
February 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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What do you call 2 ppl w Jesus ashes fighting in the grocery store parking lot? Trump Supporters
February 18, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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How do we find beauty in a broken world? This is the question that Ganavya's music asks, but lets you answer. At the Tiny Desk, she sings the poems of today in the language of today. n.pr/4tINXJk
Ganavya: Tiny Desk Concert
How do we find beauty in a broken world? This is the question that Ganavya's music asks, but lets you answer. At the Tiny Desk, she sings the poems of today in the language of today.
n.pr
February 18, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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A summary of what our Science IRL grantees have been up to for the last year will be dropping tomorrow (Wed.) at 9am Eastern over at patreon.com/SkypeAScientist

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February 18, 2026 at 5:12 AM