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I draw Very Large Men™ 🏳️‍🌈🔞
1993🍰 | 🐑×🐐 | he🌈 | LA🌴
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If only there was a page dedicated to Scapetoast...
why am i still sick. it has been a whole ass week, it's time to stop. this must be what it's like to be a progress bar that's stuck at 95%
September 28, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Scapetoast. the humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. there's also kron's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization
🔬⚛🧪🐐⚗☢🧬
September 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
i'm SSSIIIIIICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! 💥😩💥
September 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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a completely different hypertype 🐐 kron...
shaped like an evil brick wall 🧱💪😈💦
March 24, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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📰 WEIRD: local pervert becomes mythical serpent 🐐📈👀
March 27, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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🔬⚛🧪🐐⚗☢🧬
September 16, 2026 at 1:05 AM
the scapetoast submersible incident
September 16, 2026 at 7:23 PM
turning a big dial that says "kron gray hair %" on it
September 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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wohoo
September 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Scapetoast. the humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. there's also kron's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization
🔬⚛🧪🐐⚗☢🧬
September 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
🔬⚛🧪🐐⚗☢🧬
September 16, 2026 at 1:05 AM
life update: i did my Task and it was Good and now i am trying to do something called a "follow through" where i "don't stop"... weird !!
September 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
the scapetoast bus is coming... 🚌🐐
September 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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POV: Your first day on campus and this is your roomie wyd
September 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
seriously considering never using javascript for anything ever again... but we'll see!
September 11, 2026 at 2:22 AM
the scapetoast 64 system
September 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
ok my only Video's Games notes are:
1. outfit designs would benefit from a little restraint; layered materials & greebles are excessive
2. water too wet
3. castle town beard guy could get it
September 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
me: *has a nontrivial amount of critical work to complete within the next few days as an important & longstanding deadline approaches*

also me: hey guys... 👋🐐 for no particular reason, i feel like getting into learning a new language rn, but i can't decide if i want to go with mandarin or latin 🤔
September 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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the not-at-all-humble beginnings of a recent Gant Growth Sequence 💪🐐💦 makes a good repost for 'ceptember!

⚠ [DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE GOAT] ⚠
September 10, 2023 at 6:03 PM
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summer's basically over. Get ready for fat boy fall!
September 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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it's that time of year.... big pumpkin timelapse gif
October 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
*suddenly realizes after several years that my pfp background gradient very closely matches the instagram favicon* maybe it's time for a new pfp
August 31, 2026 at 4:29 PM
do you prefer a Fat 🐐 kron, or are you a Swole 🐐 kron liker? a Long 🐐 kron enjoyer perhaps? or maybe you can appreciate a regular old Normal 🐐 kron? there are many goat options to choose from
August 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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🧱🚚💪🐐 BULK GANT 💪🐐🚚🧱
April 30, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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oh no, looks like he caught you staring... what do you do in this situation?? 🐐🍑🤷‍♂️📸👀💦
July 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM