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Scared_Shyless
@scaredshyless.bsky.social
Making sarcastic comments and leaving projects unfinished since 199x

Streaming on twitch 4 days a week on Twitch! Here's a linktree: https://linktr.ee/scared_shyless
Maybe this is a hot take, or maybe it's ice cold, but bills should be required to stick to 1 subject. Proposing a bill that deals with, say, pharmaceutical malpractice should not also include budgets for DHS. That's not negotiation. It's blackmail. #congress
August 4, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Everyone is running Urban Evasion for some reason #DBD
June 18, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Pascal is about to have a little snack
May 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
My #cat was very thirsty
May 12, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Make sure your girl takes her #meds. Present them like its the crabby patty if you have to
May 8, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Here's my stream schedule for the week
April 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
#ChuckNorris has finally completed his training and is off to fight god for the title. I wish him the best of luck, and we'll miss him
March 20, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I just realized that my version of "old cowboy movies" is watching old #vine compilations
March 4, 2026 at 5:29 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social I can't find the video, so I'll just ask. Didn't you have a video about making something 70% good before publishing it? I'm trying to inspire my wife to write and that the writing doesn't need to be 100% perfect
January 4, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Made a #meme
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Thanks @deadbydaylight.com Devs. Can I get a clip of this happening?
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
*tips kilt*

M'Laddie
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Today's weird sleeping place
October 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
September 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I got a new puppy. His name is pluto, plutonium, or plutato
September 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My son
September 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Assert your dominance by turning into a boat #KH
September 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Since professor utonium created the power puff girls from scratch, does that make them homunculi?
August 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I think that Driftloons are the main cause of Phantumps #pokemon
August 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I wonder how many of my teachers graded papers high. Because I know it wasn't 100%, but it definitely wasn't 0%
July 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Cereal mascots don't pass the Becktel test
July 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Someone tried to Scholars mate me and forgot to bring out his bishop. He didn't have a prayer
July 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Are people still shaming furries? It just feels immature at this point. Like, grow up and learn that people can like things that you don't like. Chill
July 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
How has no one mentioned that the Elden Ring Night Reign trailer is Bring Me To Life by Evanescence? That is the funniest thing I've seen in at least a week
July 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Self checkout lines were a mistake
July 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM