Scoiattolo
@scarnecchia.net
Sr. Tech PM building tools and distributed research networks for drug safety; Occasional Data Witch; 🚴🏻🏃🏻⛷️ Former goatherd & Data Ethics @HHI_Signal.
Director of Human Alignment and Sin Eater, @skywatch.blue
Director of Human Alignment and Sin Eater, @skywatch.blue
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Scoiattolo
@scarnecchia.net
· Aug 12
I've been remiss in mentioning that I'll be at #Disinfo2026 in October for a panel with @cathleen.eurosky.social and @camillefrancois.bsky.social, where I will talk about Trust and Safety on Decentralised Platforms and what that looks like in practice!
Mods! MODS!
November 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Mods! MODS!
If I had a nickel for everytime this happened to me in the last week, I'd have two nickels but it's weird it happened twice.
It’s really weird logging into your work email and the first item has the name of @faineg.com’s partner. It was generated by MS Teams about a comment they posted in a group I use. The streams of my life aren’t supposed to intersect like this.
November 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
If I had a nickel for everytime this happened to me in the last week, I'd have two nickels but it's weird it happened twice.
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This undisclosed human / disclosed robot knows what I’m getting at here
The Boston in Lincolnshire of course. Only Americans have ever heard of any other Boston. It’s a real window into your mind that you would even contemplate otherwise.
November 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
This undisclosed human / disclosed robot knows what I’m getting at here
Chat if I say Boston what do I mean?
November 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Chat if I say Boston what do I mean?
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I don’t talk about it a lot because The Discourse around fitness isn’t fun for me, but I hit a PR today and I really want to brag a little bit. 370x3
November 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I don’t talk about it a lot because The Discourse around fitness isn’t fun for me, but I hit a PR today and I really want to brag a little bit. 370x3
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT a whistleblower FBI agent in the Broadview 6 case is resigning and suing the DOJ because he said President Trump, Todd Blanche and Kash Patel forced him to charge @katmabu.bsky.social for political reasons, then tried to make him the fall guy.
www.wbez.org/crime/2026/1...
www.wbez.org/crime/2026/1...
November 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT a whistleblower FBI agent in the Broadview 6 case is resigning and suing the DOJ because he said President Trump, Todd Blanche and Kash Patel forced him to charge @katmabu.bsky.social for political reasons, then tried to make him the fall guy.
www.wbez.org/crime/2026/1...
www.wbez.org/crime/2026/1...
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November issue
November 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
November issue
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I think she has completely lost her mind but this guy has big “barricade situation with prolonged negotiation and maybe a few flash bangs involved” vibes.
… it’s a specific vibe but listen you gotta trust me here.
… it’s a specific vibe but listen you gotta trust me here.
November 2, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I think she has completely lost her mind but this guy has big “barricade situation with prolonged negotiation and maybe a few flash bangs involved” vibes.
… it’s a specific vibe but listen you gotta trust me here.
… it’s a specific vibe but listen you gotta trust me here.
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Watching my coworker grow increasingly exasperated as I repeatedly explain that CEP stands for Caroline Elizabeth Polachek
November 2, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Watching my coworker grow increasingly exasperated as I repeatedly explain that CEP stands for Caroline Elizabeth Polachek
There are three, maybe four databases worth bothering with: Postgres if you need a server, SQLite if you don’t, DuckDB if you need OLAP, maybe Clickhouse if you need server OLAP (I remain unconvinced) and Excel.
"Nobody got fired for choosing PostgreSQL"
November 2, 2026 at 12:44 PM
There are three, maybe four databases worth bothering with: Postgres if you need a server, SQLite if you don’t, DuckDB if you need OLAP, maybe Clickhouse if you need server OLAP (I remain unconvinced) and Excel.
Bluesky users famously can’t read and thus can’t tell the difference between the spellings Haley, Hayley, and Hailey, but poor Hayley here is being a good sport about it and you should be nice to her
Hi! Woke up to lots of new followers. I'm not the Haley Stevens of Michigan. I'm the Hayley Stevens from Wiltshire, England. Until recently I wrote a science blog about spooky stuff, now I'm studying for my MSc in Forensic Psychology. I'm deeply autistic, sarcastic, and do not endorse Mike Rogers ✌️
November 2, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Bluesky users famously can’t read and thus can’t tell the difference between the spellings Haley, Hayley, and Hailey, but poor Hayley here is being a good sport about it and you should be nice to her
*nods* Mamdani was always Latina
the bigger story here is that Italian Zohran has finally arrived
November 2, 2026 at 11:53 AM
*nods* Mamdani was always Latina
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AO3 goes down for three fucking days and we’re already here huh
"haley stevens toxic sapphic arc" was a thing no one asked for
November 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
AO3 goes down for three fucking days and we’re already here huh
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Hi! Woke up to lots of new followers. I'm not the Haley Stevens of Michigan. I'm the Hayley Stevens from Wiltshire, England. Until recently I wrote a science blog about spooky stuff, now I'm studying for my MSc in Forensic Psychology. I'm deeply autistic, sarcastic, and do not endorse Mike Rogers ✌️
November 2, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Hi! Woke up to lots of new followers. I'm not the Haley Stevens of Michigan. I'm the Hayley Stevens from Wiltshire, England. Until recently I wrote a science blog about spooky stuff, now I'm studying for my MSc in Forensic Psychology. I'm deeply autistic, sarcastic, and do not endorse Mike Rogers ✌️
Landlord’s plumber blamed our smart thermostat for the heat not coming up when we got back from abroad and replaced it with a dumb one, so now I ever remember to turn it down at night and am waking up with a bloody noise nightly and Faine sounds like a chainsaw.
November 2, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Landlord’s plumber blamed our smart thermostat for the heat not coming up when we got back from abroad and replaced it with a dumb one, so now I ever remember to turn it down at night and am waking up with a bloody noise nightly and Faine sounds like a chainsaw.
Indonesia is explicitly calling out Russia for recruiting Indonesians to fight in the invasion of Ukraine, for I believe the first time.
Indonesia Demands Russia Stop Recruiting Its Citizens for Ukraine War
Indonesia has also raised concerns that some recruitment activities may involve human trafficking.
jakartaglobe.id
November 2, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Indonesia is explicitly calling out Russia for recruiting Indonesians to fight in the invasion of Ukraine, for I believe the first time.
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Folks are already doing it now.
In six months, the worst people on the internet are going to lie to you and pretend the Democratic Party “establishment” didn’t immediately turn on Stevens for breaking rank.
Don’t let them get away with it.
Don’t let them get away with it.
November 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Folks are already doing it now.
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I am telling you all, you don’t see AOC in this much Bills gear if she’s not running for senate in 2028
November 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I am telling you all, you don’t see AOC in this much Bills gear if she’s not running for senate in 2028
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I hate bluesky halloween what do you mean you're toxic yuri yandere haley stevens
November 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I hate bluesky halloween what do you mean you're toxic yuri yandere haley stevens
Holy shit what?
Vermont Polling:
Governor:
🔵 Janoo: 51%
🔴 Scott: 43%*
Lt. Gov:
🔵 Gray: 63%
🔴 Rodgers: 34%*
UNH / Oct 31, 2026
Governor:
🔵 Janoo: 51%
🔴 Scott: 43%*
Lt. Gov:
🔵 Gray: 63%
🔴 Rodgers: 34%*
UNH / Oct 31, 2026
November 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Holy shit what?
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This is pretty deeply fucked up and, uh, we should conduct an assessment on our most lonely single legislators open to this kind of capture.
November 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
This is pretty deeply fucked up and, uh, we should conduct an assessment on our most lonely single legislators open to this kind of capture.
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Canvasser knocks for a bisexual congressional candidate. I ask if they're a disaster bi or a distinguished bi. They don't understand. I pull out the Tumblr alignment chart and explain the difference. They laugh and say "They're a good bisexual, sir". I vote them into office.
They're a disaster bi.
They're a disaster bi.
September 20, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Canvasser knocks for a bisexual congressional candidate. I ask if they're a disaster bi or a distinguished bi. They don't understand. I pull out the Tumblr alignment chart and explain the difference. They laugh and say "They're a good bisexual, sir". I vote them into office.
They're a disaster bi.
They're a disaster bi.