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Stephen Carpenter
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hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org
And so ends a chapter in a book 21:32 S01E02 Hell Hath Fury 5 February 2004
September 29, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org
'Kay. 15:46 S01E03 Skipper the Eyechild 12 February 2004
September 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
scarophen.bsky.social
In the near future, the techno police will arrest me for all the times I farted in a Waymo.
September 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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haymarketbooks.org
Bookstores Sound Alarm Over Trump’s Anti-Terrorism Memo
Bookstores Sound Alarm Over Trump’s Anti-Terrorism Memo
In a letter to the American Booksellers Association, eight left-wing, mission-driven bookstores argue that the broad definition of domestic terrorism contained in a 2025 national security presidential...
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September 17, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
GUY WHO JUST USED A BIDET FOR THE FIRST TIME: No thanks! I'll stick to my sodastream!
September 15, 2026 at 11:34 PM
scarophen.bsky.social
ACAB includes Officer Jenny
September 14, 2026 at 3:17 AM
scarophen.bsky.social
Neighborhood cat brought me over to its safe spot so I could watch for predictors while it took a shit
September 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
scarophen.bsky.social
I’m the only person in the world that has 10 Jedi master points from Hasbro episode one action figure line proof of purchase in my wallet
September 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Tyler Do'Urden
August 29, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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brandonbird.bsky.social
How come none of the obituaries are leading with the fact he did the voice of The Emperor in some episodes of Clone Wars
August 26, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org
[telepathic whir] 08:46 S01E05 Scotch Mist 26 February 2004
August 20, 2026 at 4:00 AM
scarophen.bsky.social
Well this really defrosts my uncrustable.
August 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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josie.zone
Bruce Willis's character in TWELVE MONKEYS...

Clive Owen's in CHILDREN OF MEN...

Harrison Ford's in BLADE RUNNER...

All canonically Millennials
August 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
scarophen.bsky.social
Mr president another dopo go to ambient jungle mix has hit the fyp
August 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
scarophen.bsky.social
Compared to sin, humans are merely mudpuppies.
August 1, 2026 at 11:30 PM
scarophen.bsky.social
I’ve never used a shoe horn, am I missing out?
July 13, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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dly.bsky.social
most of my life lately is whispering “what the fuck” to myself and then reluctantly persevering
July 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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earlgreymemes.club
Nobody:

Public bathroom stalls:
a shot from TNG of the turbolift door on the Enterprise D bridge, open by about an inch; Gowron and one of his eyes are visible through the crack
July 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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josie.zone
Every Sith Lord is a policy failure
July 5, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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geekysteven.com
Boomers: I hate my spouse

Millennials: my spouse is an excellent partner and sacrificial offering to the dark Lord, Loth-nor
July 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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knifeboots.xyz
@reforest-kelley.bsky.social @stedeco.re
A picture of the Deep Space Nine space station with the caption "It's everyone's favorite concentration camp turned poly meetup-friendly mall food court." Source unknown.
July 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
scarophen.bsky.social
What should I do with 8 Austin Powers 3 Goldmember VHS slipcases.
July 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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joshgondelman.bsky.social
When it's 7pm and still fully sunny and 95 degrees out, time doesn't really mean much!
July 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
scarophen.bsky.social
Computer, begin program Lofi Earth Girl who does homework Worf Beta Nine.
scarophen.bsky.social Stephen Carpenter @scarophen.bsky.social · May 29
Do you think there is a cozy rainy cafe program on the holodeck?
June 29, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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mattbaume.bsky.social
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his arms Article screenshot that says: The most extreme examples of Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of self-fragmentation. Magherini describes the case of a 53-year-old German man who was hospitalized after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient felt "an attraction closer and closer to an intimate sexual arousal of ambiguous nature that invaded him and made him feel good and bad." Unmoored and distressed, he sought medical attention. After treating the subject's initial episode, Magherini writes that he came to recognize his latent homosexuality. Another case...
June 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM