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Nipple blindness
For Schlocktober, I’m premature Schlocktobering.
#BG3fanart #Schlocktober #Gale #Shadowheart #NippleBlindness
For Schlocktober, I’m premature Schlocktobering.
#BG3fanart #Schlocktober #Gale #Shadowheart #NippleBlindness
August 27, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Nipple blindness
For Schlocktober, I’m premature Schlocktobering.
#BG3fanart #Schlocktober #Gale #Shadowheart #NippleBlindness
For Schlocktober, I’m premature Schlocktobering.
#BG3fanart #Schlocktober #Gale #Shadowheart #NippleBlindness
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My Schlocktober entry for the prompt “tender loving bukakke”.
#BG3fanart #Schlocktober #Barcus #StonemasonKith #Gale #orc #bukakke
#BG3fanart #Schlocktober #Barcus #StonemasonKith #Gale #orc #bukakke
August 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
My Schlocktober entry for the prompt “tender loving bukakke”.
#BG3fanart #Schlocktober #Barcus #StonemasonKith #Gale #orc #bukakke
#BG3fanart #Schlocktober #Barcus #StonemasonKith #Gale #orc #bukakke
July 17, 2026 at 1:13 PM
We just hit 500 schlocks in the AO3 collection! Kudos to everyone who has created, and I'll see you soon with new prompts for this October. 💚
May 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
We just hit 500 schlocks in the AO3 collection! Kudos to everyone who has created, and I'll see you soon with new prompts for this October. 💚
Happy Schlockentines!
February 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Happy Schlockentines!
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to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game
October 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game
Full post on Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/schlocktober...
January 11, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Full post on Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/schlocktober...
Merry Christmas!
Your final prompts:
- Sex with the Clauses
- Sugarplum Denial
- Krampussy
- Christmas Cookie Cuckolding
Your final prompts:
- Sex with the Clauses
- Sugarplum Denial
- Krampussy
- Christmas Cookie Cuckolding
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Merry Christmas!
Your final prompts:
- Sex with the Clauses
- Sugarplum Denial
- Krampussy
- Christmas Cookie Cuckolding
Your final prompts:
- Sex with the Clauses
- Sugarplum Denial
- Krampussy
- Christmas Cookie Cuckolding
December 24th Prompts:
- Little Drummer Fuckboi
- Three Unwise Men
- Biblically Accurate Snow Angel
- Chainplay with the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future
- Little Drummer Fuckboi
- Three Unwise Men
- Biblically Accurate Snow Angel
- Chainplay with the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future
December 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
December 24th Prompts:
- Little Drummer Fuckboi
- Three Unwise Men
- Biblically Accurate Snow Angel
- Chainplay with the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future
- Little Drummer Fuckboi
- Three Unwise Men
- Biblically Accurate Snow Angel
- Chainplay with the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future
December 23rd Prompts:
- Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume
- Advent Calendar Full of Cum
- Mistletoe Allergy
- Mittenjob
- Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume
- Advent Calendar Full of Cum
- Mistletoe Allergy
- Mittenjob
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
December 23rd Prompts:
- Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume
- Advent Calendar Full of Cum
- Mistletoe Allergy
- Mittenjob
- Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume
- Advent Calendar Full of Cum
- Mistletoe Allergy
- Mittenjob
December 22nd Prompts:
- Inappropriate Use of Fruitcake
- Sex in Ugly Sweaters
- Chopping Down a Sentient Tree
- Explicit Caroling
- Inappropriate Use of Fruitcake
- Sex in Ugly Sweaters
- Chopping Down a Sentient Tree
- Explicit Caroling
December 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
December 22nd Prompts:
- Inappropriate Use of Fruitcake
- Sex in Ugly Sweaters
- Chopping Down a Sentient Tree
- Explicit Caroling
- Inappropriate Use of Fruitcake
- Sex in Ugly Sweaters
- Chopping Down a Sentient Tree
- Explicit Caroling
December 21st Prompts:
- Charitable Oral Sex
- Polar Express Train Running
- Candy Caning
- Synagagged
- Charitable Oral Sex
- Polar Express Train Running
- Candy Caning
- Synagagged
December 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
December 21st Prompts:
- Charitable Oral Sex
- Polar Express Train Running
- Candy Caning
- Synagagged
- Charitable Oral Sex
- Polar Express Train Running
- Candy Caning
- Synagagged
December 20th prompts:
- Gift Wrap Mummification
- Butt Plug Made of Coal
- Random Act of Rudeness
- Schmaltz As Lube
- Gift Wrap Mummification
- Butt Plug Made of Coal
- Random Act of Rudeness
- Schmaltz As Lube
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
December 20th prompts:
- Gift Wrap Mummification
- Butt Plug Made of Coal
- Random Act of Rudeness
- Schmaltz As Lube
- Gift Wrap Mummification
- Butt Plug Made of Coal
- Random Act of Rudeness
- Schmaltz As Lube
December 19th Prompts:
- Gingerbread BDSM Dungeon
- North Pole Stripper Pole
- Drinking a Snow Globe
- Hand Stuff During Blessing
- Gingerbread BDSM Dungeon
- North Pole Stripper Pole
- Drinking a Snow Globe
- Hand Stuff During Blessing
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
December 19th Prompts:
- Gingerbread BDSM Dungeon
- North Pole Stripper Pole
- Drinking a Snow Globe
- Hand Stuff During Blessing
- Gingerbread BDSM Dungeon
- North Pole Stripper Pole
- Drinking a Snow Globe
- Hand Stuff During Blessing
December 18th Prompts:
- Sexts to Santa
- Ornament Insertion
- Huffing Spray Snow
- Dough Nutting
- Sexts to Santa
- Ornament Insertion
- Huffing Spray Snow
- Dough Nutting
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
December 18th Prompts:
- Sexts to Santa
- Ornament Insertion
- Huffing Spray Snow
- Dough Nutting
- Sexts to Santa
- Ornament Insertion
- Huffing Spray Snow
- Dough Nutting
December 17th Prompts:
- Snowman Carrot Erection
- Stuck in a Chimney
- Gift Made of Body Hair
- POV Chocolate Coin
- Snowman Carrot Erection
- Stuck in a Chimney
- Gift Made of Body Hair
- POV Chocolate Coin
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
December 17th Prompts:
- Snowman Carrot Erection
- Stuck in a Chimney
- Gift Made of Body Hair
- POV Chocolate Coin
- Snowman Carrot Erection
- Stuck in a Chimney
- Gift Made of Body Hair
- POV Chocolate Coin
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Every day between now and the 25th I'll be adding a new piece to this series of shorts based on the #JingleBellSchlock prompts!
archiveofourown.org/series/5514211
2 works so far, 10 to go! Countdown to midwinter feasts the sexy way~ Mind the tags on each piece~
#BG3 #BG3NSFW #BG3FanFic #BG3Fic
archiveofourown.org/series/5514211
2 works so far, 10 to go! Countdown to midwinter feasts the sexy way~ Mind the tags on each piece~
#BG3 #BG3NSFW #BG3FanFic #BG3Fic
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December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Every day between now and the 25th I'll be adding a new piece to this series of shorts based on the #JingleBellSchlock prompts!
archiveofourown.org/series/5514211
2 works so far, 10 to go! Countdown to midwinter feasts the sexy way~ Mind the tags on each piece~
#BG3 #BG3NSFW #BG3FanFic #BG3Fic
archiveofourown.org/series/5514211
2 works so far, 10 to go! Countdown to midwinter feasts the sexy way~ Mind the tags on each piece~
#BG3 #BG3NSFW #BG3FanFic #BG3Fic